Song: link
Thomas: *Racing Sonic* You're not in any shows.
Sonic: I will be once On The Block begins season 2.
Thomas: Oh yeah.
Sonic: Plus my cousin Sean's in it.
Sean: *Blows his horn as he passes Thomas, and Sonic*
Sonic: Not that Sean.
Captain Jefferson: Gran Turismo is over. Let me go home.
Sonic: That's also the wrong Sean.
Sean The Hedgehog: *Waves hello to Sonic, and Thomas*
Thomas: But he's not.
Tom: Who cares?!?! Let's get those back to back episodes started!
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - pelangi Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland tampil - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack
Now, let's begin. Twilight was walking down the jalan, street with Spike while Pinkie Pie was wearing an umbrella on her head.
Twilight: Man, this sucks. First my car gets eaten oleh parasprites, and now anda want me to buy anda a shitload of fucking ice cream!
Spike: Twilight, why are anda in a bad mood? natal is coming soon.
Twilight: Hold up, we're at natal time already? Last time I checked, it was summer.
Spike: Well, anda can blame the director of this tampil for not having us do any episodes between last July, and now.
Twilight: Man, those niggas need to straighten up their act. *Spots Pinkie Pie* Yo, check dat menggerutu, jalang out.
Spike: I bet anda can't remember her name.
Twilight: Nigga, I don't give a shit about anyone in this town except for me.
Pinkie Pie: *Hiding under a bench as she looks up at the sky. She moves from under the bench, to under a api hydrant. Then she goes under a police car*
Police Pony: Hey, get out from under there.
Pinkie Pie: *Gets out from under the police car* Something is going to fall down somewhere!!
Twilight: Dat menggerutu, jalang must be high on drugs, atau somethin'.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
pelangi Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* hey Fluttershy, anda smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, anda are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 10: Feeling Pinkie's *****
Pinkie Pie: *Hiding under a tree*
Twilight: *Walks with Spike over to Pinkie Pie* Nigga, wut da fuq are anda doin'?
Pinkie Pie: Stay down Twilight. Something is going to fall soon.
Twilight: anda must be high on drugs man. Nothing is gonna fall *Sees a frog fall onto her face* Wut da hell? Where did this come from?
Fluttershy: *Above Twilight* Sorry Twilight. I'm taking these frogs to a lake somewhere.
Twilight: Do anda even know what the lake is called?
Fluttershy: Nope. Bye. *Flies away with her wagon of frogs*
Twilight: *Looks at the wagon* How da hell is she pulling a wagon like that? It looks very heavy.
Pinkie Pie: Never mind that. Let's get the frog off your face-
Twilight: Nigga fuck you. I don't need anda tellin' me wut to do. If I want this frog on my face, I'll keep it there.
Pinkie Pie: Okay. Auf wiedersehen. *Cheerfully trots away*
Twilight: Man, that berwarna merah muda, merah muda German is fucked up.
Later, Twilight did some lebih snooping.
Robotnik: Snooping as-
Okay, okay, we get it. Save that for the youtube Poops.
Twilight: *Watching Pinkie Pie with binoculars* Wut is dat nigga doin' now?
Spike: *Sees Pinkie Pie twitching her tail* Something else is going to fall! *Runs away*
Twilight: Spike, anda don't really believe in dat crap, do you?! *Gets hit oleh an acorn, a small box, a big box, and a massive horse shoe* FUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!
anda think she's die from that, but no. Sadly, she survived.
Twilight: *At her house* How da fuq does she do that?!!?!
Pinkie Pie: *Appear out of nowhere* Do what Twilight?
Twilight: Predictin' shit man! anda berkata something would fall, and a frog landed on my face. anda predicted somethin' fallin' again, only this time, I got crushed oleh acak shit.
Pinkie Pie: I saw that. How did anda survive being crushed oleh a massive horse shoe?
Twilight: How am I supposed to know that?
Pinkie Pie: Would anda like to know how I predict these things?
Twilight: How do anda do it?
Pinkie Pie: *Shows a bag of heroine* This is how it's done.
Twilight: I knew anda was high on somethin'. Now, about this heroine, is it, what anda Germans would say, wunderbar?
Pinkie Pie: Jawohl. Try some.
Twilight: *Takes some heroine*
30 menit later.
Twilight: *Outside with Pinkie Pie. They're both high from the heroine* Yo Rarity, in ten seconds, you're gonna meet a stallion.
Rarity: Oh wonderful. I hope we can-
Stallion: *Arrives, and rapes Rarity*
Rarity: Ah!! Yes! This feels so right!!
Well it's not really rape if she wants it. Right?
Twilight: *Laughs*
Spike: Twilight, what are you, and Pinkie Pie up to?
Twilight: hey nigga, I predict that you're gonna get hit oleh a car if anda menyeberang, salib the street.
Spike: Ridiculous. Nopony would want to wreck their car oleh running me over. I'll prove it to anda right now. *Crossing the street, but gets hit oleh a '56 Buick*
pony in Buick: Oh shit!! *Runs out of his car, and looks at it* Damnit! My bumper is ruined!!
Twilight: Hahahaha. I am never wrong. *Looks at Pinkie Pie* Man, we need to do this lebih often.
Pinkie Pie: Danke. I am glad you're enjoying this.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
Song: link
Master Sword: *Walking towards Tom*
Tom: Uh oh!!
Master Sword: I wanna be the host anda blue-
Tom: *Points behind him* hey look, Link.
Master Sword: Where?!!
Tom: *Smashes a bir bottle on Master Sword's head*
Master Sword: You're trying to knock me out??!
Tom: You're supposed to be unconscious.
Master Sword: *Catches on fire* RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tom: *Not scared* That's getting old. We should start the selanjutnya episode of My Little Pornstar.
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - pelangi Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland tampil - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack
Now, let's begin. Twilight Sparkle woke up in excitement, looking at her calender.
Twilight: Alright man, this is it. I am going to work on the 50th Winter membungkus, bungkus Up of Pornstarville.
Spike: Oh, who gives a fuck? Why does everyone have to take control of the weather?
Twilight: I don't know man! I just wanna help out, and get this winter weather gone! We want Spring to start properly!
Spike: There's just one problem. anda cannot use your magic.
Twilight: *Uninterested* Fuck it. Now I don't wanna do it.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
pelangi Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* hey Fluttershy, anda smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, anda are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 11: Winter Crap Up
Mayor Mare: *Talking to everypony* Our Winter membungkus, bungkus Up of 1965 will be the best one ever, because it is our 50th anniversary. Now let's sing a stupid song that makes no sense.
pelangi Dash: Three months of winter coolness, and awesome holidays-
Twilight: Yo, wut da fuq is dis?!!?
Pinkie Pie: We are singing.
Twilight: Hell no anda ain't! We have to get rid of all dis snow! There's too much white stuff on the ground!! Speaking of white stuff. *Grabs a straw*
Mayor Mare: Ignore that deranged unicorn, and start working on getting rid of winter.
Ponies: Yes Mayor Mare.
Twilight: Man, I ain't deranged. *Snorting the show* Dat shit's good.
Berry Punch: Is she high?
Roseluck: No way. anda can't get high on snow.
Berry Punch: Then I must be drunk.
Roseluck: Yeah, that must be it.
It turned out that Twilight really was high!
Twilight: Okay, I'm ready. *Walks over to pelangi Dash* Dashie, how's my favorit biyatch?!
pelangi Dash: *Uncomfortable with Twilight looking at her* What?
Twilight: I wanna help anda clear the clouds mah nigga.
pelangi Dash: Are anda feeling okay?
Twilight: *Starts to have mood swings, and is angry* DON'T JUDGE ME!!!! *Turns sad* Why don't I have enough weed?! *Gets happy* Dashie, I can see the sun smiling, and I cinta you! *Gets tired* May I borrow your pillow? *Falls asleep*
pelangi Dash: *Tries to lift Twilight* No offense, but you're heavy. *Lifts Twilight* Let's get anda back home.
Back at Twilight's pohon home.
Twilight: *Wakes up in her house* HOLY SHIT, WUT HAPPENED?!!?
Spike: anda got high, and passed out? pelangi Dash helped anda get back halaman awal before anda caught a cold.
Twilight: Nigga, what anda ramblin' about?
Spike: anda got high, had mood swings, and passed out in the snow. pelangi Dash helped anda get here before anda caught a cold.
Twilight: Then fuck you, and fuck pelangi Dash!
Later, the purple unicorn went to a Frozen lake where she saw Pinkie Pie skating.
Twilight: How does this help get rid of winter?
Pinkie Pie: My ice skating blades are so sharp, that they cut the ice into many pieces, and they melt very quickly in the water.
Twilight: Well the sun ain't even shinin'. The clouds are blocking it.
Pinkie Pie: It will all be ready when the pegasi clear the clouds.
Twilight: Man, dat'll take too long. Let me do it. *Uses her magic to get rid of the clouds*
Pinkie Pie: *Shocked* anda used magic!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Twilight: Yeah? So?
Pinkie Pie: It is tradition in Pornstarville not to use unicorn magic. We like to make things difficult for us to get anything done.
Twilight: That is the dumbest thing I ever heard. In fact, why don't anda just stop fucking with mother nature? Let the weather do it's thing naturally.
Pinkie Pie: Umm. How is that possible?
Song: link
Mayor Mare: *Arrives with three guards* What is this I hear about anda using magic to clear clouds?
Twilight: Nigga, I was doing anda a favor.
Mayor Mare: anda broke a tradition, and because of that, we must have anda executed. papillon style!!
Twilight: That movie didn't even come out yet! In fact, they didn't even start working on it!
Mayor Mare: Guards, the guillotine!
Guard: Yes Mayor Mare.
Twilight: A guillotine?! Nigga, anda out of your mind!!!
She starts running down the streets, between multiple cars.
Twilight: HELP!! DIS NIGGA IS CRAZY!!!!
Mayor Mare: *Chasing Twilight with the guards* Stop that pony!! She broke tradition, and talks like a black person!!!
Ponies: *Chasing Twilight with torches*
Twilight: This is 1965! Haven't anda heard of guns?!?
Ponies: Oh yeah. *Grab guns*
Twilight: FUUCK!! Why did I say that outloud?!!?! SPIKE, this is your fault!! wait he's not here!! It's Pinkie Pie's fault!!!!!!!!!!
Luckily for Twilight, she escaped the angry mob, and they forgot why they were trying to kill Twilight in the first place.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
Song: link
Tom: Okay everyone. This is your host Tom Foolery from On The Block, signing out. Though this isn't really a radio show, this is the end. Come back selanjutnya Saturday for lebih Spectacular Stories, here in the S.S.S.S.
Thomas: *Racing Sonic* You're not in any shows.
Sonic: I will be once On The Block begins season 2.
Thomas: Oh yeah.
Sonic: Plus my cousin Sean's in it.
Sean: *Blows his horn as he passes Thomas, and Sonic*
Sonic: Not that Sean.
Captain Jefferson: Gran Turismo is over. Let me go home.
Sonic: That's also the wrong Sean.
Sean The Hedgehog: *Waves hello to Sonic, and Thomas*
Thomas: But he's not.
Tom: Who cares?!?! Let's get those back to back episodes started!
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - pelangi Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland tampil - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack
Now, let's begin. Twilight was walking down the jalan, street with Spike while Pinkie Pie was wearing an umbrella on her head.
Twilight: Man, this sucks. First my car gets eaten oleh parasprites, and now anda want me to buy anda a shitload of fucking ice cream!
Spike: Twilight, why are anda in a bad mood? natal is coming soon.
Twilight: Hold up, we're at natal time already? Last time I checked, it was summer.
Spike: Well, anda can blame the director of this tampil for not having us do any episodes between last July, and now.
Twilight: Man, those niggas need to straighten up their act. *Spots Pinkie Pie* Yo, check dat menggerutu, jalang out.
Spike: I bet anda can't remember her name.
Twilight: Nigga, I don't give a shit about anyone in this town except for me.
Pinkie Pie: *Hiding under a bench as she looks up at the sky. She moves from under the bench, to under a api hydrant. Then she goes under a police car*
Police Pony: Hey, get out from under there.
Pinkie Pie: *Gets out from under the police car* Something is going to fall down somewhere!!
Twilight: Dat menggerutu, jalang must be high on drugs, atau somethin'.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
pelangi Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* hey Fluttershy, anda smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, anda are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 10: Feeling Pinkie's *****
Pinkie Pie: *Hiding under a tree*
Twilight: *Walks with Spike over to Pinkie Pie* Nigga, wut da fuq are anda doin'?
Pinkie Pie: Stay down Twilight. Something is going to fall soon.
Twilight: anda must be high on drugs man. Nothing is gonna fall *Sees a frog fall onto her face* Wut da hell? Where did this come from?
Fluttershy: *Above Twilight* Sorry Twilight. I'm taking these frogs to a lake somewhere.
Twilight: Do anda even know what the lake is called?
Fluttershy: Nope. Bye. *Flies away with her wagon of frogs*
Twilight: *Looks at the wagon* How da hell is she pulling a wagon like that? It looks very heavy.
Pinkie Pie: Never mind that. Let's get the frog off your face-
Twilight: Nigga fuck you. I don't need anda tellin' me wut to do. If I want this frog on my face, I'll keep it there.
Pinkie Pie: Okay. Auf wiedersehen. *Cheerfully trots away*
Twilight: Man, that berwarna merah muda, merah muda German is fucked up.
Later, Twilight did some lebih snooping.
Robotnik: Snooping as-
Okay, okay, we get it. Save that for the youtube Poops.
Twilight: *Watching Pinkie Pie with binoculars* Wut is dat nigga doin' now?
Spike: *Sees Pinkie Pie twitching her tail* Something else is going to fall! *Runs away*
Twilight: Spike, anda don't really believe in dat crap, do you?! *Gets hit oleh an acorn, a small box, a big box, and a massive horse shoe* FUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!
anda think she's die from that, but no. Sadly, she survived.
Twilight: *At her house* How da fuq does she do that?!!?!
Pinkie Pie: *Appear out of nowhere* Do what Twilight?
Twilight: Predictin' shit man! anda berkata something would fall, and a frog landed on my face. anda predicted somethin' fallin' again, only this time, I got crushed oleh acak shit.
Pinkie Pie: I saw that. How did anda survive being crushed oleh a massive horse shoe?
Twilight: How am I supposed to know that?
Pinkie Pie: Would anda like to know how I predict these things?
Twilight: How do anda do it?
Pinkie Pie: *Shows a bag of heroine* This is how it's done.
Twilight: I knew anda was high on somethin'. Now, about this heroine, is it, what anda Germans would say, wunderbar?
Pinkie Pie: Jawohl. Try some.
Twilight: *Takes some heroine*
30 menit later.
Twilight: *Outside with Pinkie Pie. They're both high from the heroine* Yo Rarity, in ten seconds, you're gonna meet a stallion.
Rarity: Oh wonderful. I hope we can-
Stallion: *Arrives, and rapes Rarity*
Rarity: Ah!! Yes! This feels so right!!
Well it's not really rape if she wants it. Right?
Twilight: *Laughs*
Spike: Twilight, what are you, and Pinkie Pie up to?
Twilight: hey nigga, I predict that you're gonna get hit oleh a car if anda menyeberang, salib the street.
Spike: Ridiculous. Nopony would want to wreck their car oleh running me over. I'll prove it to anda right now. *Crossing the street, but gets hit oleh a '56 Buick*
pony in Buick: Oh shit!! *Runs out of his car, and looks at it* Damnit! My bumper is ruined!!
Twilight: Hahahaha. I am never wrong. *Looks at Pinkie Pie* Man, we need to do this lebih often.
Pinkie Pie: Danke. I am glad you're enjoying this.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
Song: link
Master Sword: *Walking towards Tom*
Tom: Uh oh!!
Master Sword: I wanna be the host anda blue-
Tom: *Points behind him* hey look, Link.
Master Sword: Where?!!
Tom: *Smashes a bir bottle on Master Sword's head*
Master Sword: You're trying to knock me out??!
Tom: You're supposed to be unconscious.
Master Sword: *Catches on fire* RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tom: *Not scared* That's getting old. We should start the selanjutnya episode of My Little Pornstar.
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - pelangi Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland tampil - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack
Now, let's begin. Twilight Sparkle woke up in excitement, looking at her calender.
Twilight: Alright man, this is it. I am going to work on the 50th Winter membungkus, bungkus Up of Pornstarville.
Spike: Oh, who gives a fuck? Why does everyone have to take control of the weather?
Twilight: I don't know man! I just wanna help out, and get this winter weather gone! We want Spring to start properly!
Spike: There's just one problem. anda cannot use your magic.
Twilight: *Uninterested* Fuck it. Now I don't wanna do it.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
pelangi Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* hey Fluttershy, anda smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, anda are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 11: Winter Crap Up
Mayor Mare: *Talking to everypony* Our Winter membungkus, bungkus Up of 1965 will be the best one ever, because it is our 50th anniversary. Now let's sing a stupid song that makes no sense.
pelangi Dash: Three months of winter coolness, and awesome holidays-
Twilight: Yo, wut da fuq is dis?!!?
Pinkie Pie: We are singing.
Twilight: Hell no anda ain't! We have to get rid of all dis snow! There's too much white stuff on the ground!! Speaking of white stuff. *Grabs a straw*
Mayor Mare: Ignore that deranged unicorn, and start working on getting rid of winter.
Ponies: Yes Mayor Mare.
Twilight: Man, I ain't deranged. *Snorting the show* Dat shit's good.
Berry Punch: Is she high?
Roseluck: No way. anda can't get high on snow.
Berry Punch: Then I must be drunk.
Roseluck: Yeah, that must be it.
It turned out that Twilight really was high!
Twilight: Okay, I'm ready. *Walks over to pelangi Dash* Dashie, how's my favorit biyatch?!
pelangi Dash: *Uncomfortable with Twilight looking at her* What?
Twilight: I wanna help anda clear the clouds mah nigga.
pelangi Dash: Are anda feeling okay?
Twilight: *Starts to have mood swings, and is angry* DON'T JUDGE ME!!!! *Turns sad* Why don't I have enough weed?! *Gets happy* Dashie, I can see the sun smiling, and I cinta you! *Gets tired* May I borrow your pillow? *Falls asleep*
pelangi Dash: *Tries to lift Twilight* No offense, but you're heavy. *Lifts Twilight* Let's get anda back home.
Back at Twilight's pohon home.
Twilight: *Wakes up in her house* HOLY SHIT, WUT HAPPENED?!!?
Spike: anda got high, and passed out? pelangi Dash helped anda get back halaman awal before anda caught a cold.
Twilight: Nigga, what anda ramblin' about?
Spike: anda got high, had mood swings, and passed out in the snow. pelangi Dash helped anda get here before anda caught a cold.
Twilight: Then fuck you, and fuck pelangi Dash!
Later, the purple unicorn went to a Frozen lake where she saw Pinkie Pie skating.
Twilight: How does this help get rid of winter?
Pinkie Pie: My ice skating blades are so sharp, that they cut the ice into many pieces, and they melt very quickly in the water.
Twilight: Well the sun ain't even shinin'. The clouds are blocking it.
Pinkie Pie: It will all be ready when the pegasi clear the clouds.
Twilight: Man, dat'll take too long. Let me do it. *Uses her magic to get rid of the clouds*
Pinkie Pie: *Shocked* anda used magic!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Twilight: Yeah? So?
Pinkie Pie: It is tradition in Pornstarville not to use unicorn magic. We like to make things difficult for us to get anything done.
Twilight: That is the dumbest thing I ever heard. In fact, why don't anda just stop fucking with mother nature? Let the weather do it's thing naturally.
Pinkie Pie: Umm. How is that possible?
Song: link
Mayor Mare: *Arrives with three guards* What is this I hear about anda using magic to clear clouds?
Twilight: Nigga, I was doing anda a favor.
Mayor Mare: anda broke a tradition, and because of that, we must have anda executed. papillon style!!
Twilight: That movie didn't even come out yet! In fact, they didn't even start working on it!
Mayor Mare: Guards, the guillotine!
Guard: Yes Mayor Mare.
Twilight: A guillotine?! Nigga, anda out of your mind!!!
She starts running down the streets, between multiple cars.
Twilight: HELP!! DIS NIGGA IS CRAZY!!!!
Mayor Mare: *Chasing Twilight with the guards* Stop that pony!! She broke tradition, and talks like a black person!!!
Ponies: *Chasing Twilight with torches*
Twilight: This is 1965! Haven't anda heard of guns?!?
Ponies: Oh yeah. *Grab guns*
Twilight: FUUCK!! Why did I say that outloud?!!?! SPIKE, this is your fault!! wait he's not here!! It's Pinkie Pie's fault!!!!!!!!!!
Luckily for Twilight, she escaped the angry mob, and they forgot why they were trying to kill Twilight in the first place.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
Song: link
Tom: Okay everyone. This is your host Tom Foolery from On The Block, signing out. Though this isn't really a radio show, this is the end. Come back selanjutnya Saturday for lebih Spectacular Stories, here in the S.S.S.S.
College Administrator: So, you’ve been involved with quite a few criminal charges such as assault, arson, destruction of property, felonious assault, and one incident where anda dumped blood onto the heads of a group of school children because anda didn’t like them shouting the number 21? Am I correct?....... Well then (Looks through the files) I have to say, son…. That a man of your nature is only seen once in a lifetime. A man like anda takes lots of balls, son. Lots of balls. And you’ve got them. Welcome to Clearwater University.
Wind: You’re not right in the head, are you?
Welcome to Clearwater
Coming November 10th
Wind: You’re not right in the head, are you?
Welcome to Clearwater
Coming November 10th
Greetings everyone. Since my favorit time of the year, Halloween, is almost upon us, I wanted to do something very special. Sure, the same old “Top Ten Whatever” will still be there, and will be up every Saturday of the month, so expect five puncak, atas tens every Saturday this month. But, even bigger news, thanks to my Corner of Horror article, I’ve got something REALLY special. And what might that be? Well, on October, for the selanjutnya 31 days, I am going to pull out a acak horror movie that I have lying around and review it. These reviews may not be as lengthy as most, but I will try my best to talk about a good (Or most likely bad) Horror movie. “But Wind, doesn’t Cinemassacre do this every October with Monster Madness?” Shut the hell up, I say to those who think that. Just enjoy this tahun of October, enjoy Halloween, and enjoy all the new Corner of Horrors coming up. I know I will.
