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Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. anda can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 1: Pilot

Every character that appears will have a link to their picture. Here is Mr. Nut's picture: link

Mr. Nut: *In The Nut House* Welcome everyone, I'm Mr. Nut. The owner of this fine establishment, The Nut House. Now you're probably wondering, what is The Nut House? Well, I'll tell you. It's a restaurant, similar to one for humans, only this is for shapes. I think anda already figured that out. anda see, in this world, there are no humans. Only shapes, atau talking inanimate objects like myself.

And in comes Kevin: link

Mr. Nut: Ah, my number 1 customer. *Walks to the meja Kevin is sitting at* Hello Kevin. What can I get you?
Kevin: My usual.
Mr. Nut: Coming right up. *Goes to a alat pendingin, pendingin to get a bottle of Miller Light* His usual consists of a beer, and a hamburger with pickles, and onions. He's been coming here for two years, ever since he moved into town. *Goes into the Kitchen* Liz, David, Kevin's usual please.

David: link

Liz: link

Liz: Yes sir.
David: I see anda already got his drink, but we'll get everything else ready.
Mr. Nut: *Walks to Kevin* Those two make a great team. Now you're probably wondering, why do anda only have two employees? Well, that's all I need. I don't have many customers come here, so why bother wasting money on employees anda don't need? *Gives Kevin his beer, and walks to another section of The Nut House* Of course, the state has made me exempt from paying taxes here since this is also my home, hence the name being The Nut House. The only reason I'm exempt from paying taxes, is because they cinta my service, and they cinta the arcade. Mostly it's the arcade, but as long as the service stays excellent, I'm free from paying any taxes. Bills on the other hand....
Kevin: *Opens his bir bottle, and looks at Mr. Nut* Who is he talking to?

Liam walks in, and here's his picture: link

Kevin: Liam!
Liam: *Goes to Kevin* hey my friend. How are you?
Kevin: Good. It's nice to see anda again.
Liam: *Sits down with Kevin*
Mr. Nut: *Walks over* And what can I get anda Liam?
Liam: I'll have a coke, with stake, and fries.
Mr. Nut: Coming right up. *Walks over to David, and Liz to give them Liam's order*
Kevin: After we finish our lunch, want to play some arcade games?
Liam: Sorry Kevin, but I have to get back to work.
Kevin: Alright.
Liam: Don't anda have work too?
Kevin: No. Today's my hari off. The auto toko only has me work everyday, except Friday, Saturday, and Sunday.
Liam: Lucky you.
Mr. Nut: *Returns with Stake, fries, and coke* Here anda are Liam.
Liam: Thanks Mr. Nut.

And who walks in next? Parker: link

Kevin: Oh dear.
Liam: Please don't walk towards us.
Parker: *Walks over to them* hey fellas.
Kevin: *Annoyed* Hi Parker.
Parker: It's time I finally beat your high score at Dig Dug.
Kevin: No one has ever beaten my high score. What makes anda think you'll do it?
Parker: Because Dig Dug is something I'm very good at.
Liam: Probably the only thing you're ever good at.

They laughed, which made Parker upset.

Parker: anda think you're so smart, don't you?
Kevin: Well if anda think you're smarter, why don't anda beat my high score?
Liam: We've been waiting for two years.
Parker: I regret the hari that anda moved into this town Kevin.
Mr. Nut: Parker, what can I get you?
Parker: Just a six pack of beer.
Mr. Nut: Our beers only come in bottles.
Parker: anda need cans. *To Kevin* This time, if I don't beat your high score at Dig Dug, I'll call the police to shut this place down.
Kevin: How?
Parker: *Walks over to the arcade*
Liam: Don't be a square Parker.
Parker: Shut up!!!
Kevin & Liam: *Laughing*
Kevin: Who knew someone would hate my guts, all over a game?
Liam: It's been going on ever since anda moved into this town. anda think it'll stop soon?
Kevin: Probably.

Mr. Nut: *Cleaning a meja when he sees two shapes open the front door* Uh oh. Now if anda don't like Parker, I'm sure you'll find these two to be annoying as well. They're the real antagonists of this show.

Wayne: link

Miss. Heart: link

Kevin: *Finishes his beer* Say hi to your boss for me.
Liam: I will.
Wayne: *Appears with Miss. Heart* Well, I'm not surprised anda two still come here.
Kevin: anda shouldn't be. We're always here.
Miss. Heart: I thought we told anda never to tampil your faces around here again.
Liam: No, that's the supermarket.
Miss. Heart: That place too.
Kevin: anda can't just make people leave a place, just because anda don't like them.
Liam: How did we even get in this predicament?

1 tahun ago.

Kevin: *Watching Miss. jantung play Dig Dug*
Miss. Heart: *On level 6, she's close to beating the high score of 12,220, but her last life is lost, after being hit oleh a pooka*
Kevin: anda were very close. That's my high score.
Miss. Heart: Your high score?
Kevin: Yeah. Do anda have a boyfriend?
Miss. Heart: No.
Kevin: Well then, I really like the way your body stays very curvy.
Miss. Heart: I'm a heart, of course I'm curvy.
Wayne: *Arrives* What's going on here?
Miss. Heart: He's flirting with me.
Kevin: Hold it. I thought anda berkata anda didn't have a boyfriend.
Miss. Heart: I never berkata that.
Wayne: Get out of here, and don't come back ever again.
Kevin: Why don't anda leave?
Wayne: Fine. We have to go watch a musical anyway, but selanjutnya time we're here, we don't want to see anda here ever again.
Liam: *Arrives* Hi everyone.
Wayne: That goes for anda too!! *Leaves with Miss. Heart*
Liam: What did I do?
Kevin: Apparently, they don't want us here anymore.

Present day.

Liam: Well that's stupid.
Kevin: They cinta holding grudges against other shapes.
Mr. Nut: Well, that about covers up everything here. I hope you'll gabung us for lebih episodes. Goodbye.

Ending Theme: link

Mr. Nut: *Turns on the closed sign* Closing time.
Parker: Just one lebih minute!
Mr. Nut: No Parker, it's time to go.
Kevin: *Helps Parker to the door* Come on Parker.
Parker: No!!!!
David: *Shakes his head no*
Mr. Nut: See anda later fellas.
Kevin: *Jumps, and his name appears below him*
David: *Confused, he also jumps, but his name does not appear* Huh, weird. *His name falls on the ground selanjutnya to him* Oh cool. *Grabs his name, but it goes up very quickly, taking him along the way*
Liam: *Looks up at David* Where's he going? *His name appears from the bottom, and gets under Liam's feet, also taking him up to the sky* Whoa. Cool!!
Liz: *Looking up at Liam* Have fun not being able to breath. *Gets hit in the head oleh her name*
Wayne: *Looks at Liz, and laughs, but he gets hit from the front oleh his name*
Miss. Heart: Uh oh. *Also gets hit oleh her name*
Parker: Everyone's either gone, atau beaten up oleh floating names. I can go in. *Sees his name on the door* When did that get there?.. Maybe I can wait until tomorrow to come back. *Leaves*
Mr. Nut: *Goes upstairs to his room, and gets into his bed. He turns off the lights*

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from September 16, 2016
 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
posted by windwakerguy430
Cody: (Watching movie with James)
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Wind: Glad to know I go to a school run oleh assholes
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"Hello Rick... We need to talk" Governor said, revealing himself.

"About the fighting?" Rick asked 'almost' intelligently.

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Theif:...
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~Story~

The story follows I, a young boy, who finds a cursed Kitsune mask, which grants him the ability to fight off his dangerous and evil step-brother, Giovanni, who holds the cursed and powerful Oni mask.

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Ey

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It took me THIS long to realize it? Wow Jared. -___-

ANYWAYS, I finished another fantastic anime the other hari and it finally came to my head. A pertanyaan that haunts almost EVERY single anime and it really makes me wonder why they do it so damn often.

Why are SO many anime in schools!?

And now, rant time. :)

SERIOUSLY, WHY OF ALL THE PLACES anda COULD GO TO WOULD anda PICK A CLASSROOM TO tampil YOUR anime IN!?

JUST THINK OF ALL THE POSSIBILITIES anda COULD CHOOSE FOR A LOCATION!

HELL! UNDERGROUND! IN SPACE!

JIFUGWSDBILFGSFKJGWFKLSJWFHFIUSBFBWSFNHLWFN

A FUCKING HIGH SCHOOL! ^____^

NO! NO!

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 Fi
Fi


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 Antonio Montana
Antonio Montana


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#10: Lavender Town from Pokemon Red/Blue - Now, when anda think of Pokemon, anda think of- No, wait, Pokemon is well known for having some of the creepiest shit this side of Hannibal Lector. From houses with a little girl who was murdered oleh a Darkrai, to Pokemon that suck the life force out...
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 Zubat
Zubat


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