Song: link
James: *Singing along to the song* One, two, three o'clock, four o'clock, rock. Five, six, seven o'clock, eight o'clock, rock. Nine, ten, eleven o'clock, twelve o'clock, rock. We're gonna rock around the clock tonight.
Duck, Oliver, & Henry: AH!!!!!
Tom: Make it stop!
Hawkeye: *Leaving with a freight train* It's a good thing I got in the cab of this freight train in time. Now I don't have to hear his terrible singing, unlike the others.
Master Sword: Hawkeye got lucky!! *Catches on fire* RAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!
Gordon: James, stop singing!
James: When the clock strikes two, three and four, if the band slows down we'll yell for more!
Gordon: Oh forget it. I'm gonna try to host the rest of this, despite his terrible singing. Our two shows remaining are My Little Pornstar, and Ponies On The Rails.
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - pelangi Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland tampil - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack
Now, let's begin. Twilight was giving a lecture to everypony.
Twilight: Okay y'all. I'm the most important pony in this shithole of a town, and anda know it. The fact that-
Pinkie Pie: *Running towards Twilight* Herr Kommandant!! Herr Kommandant!!
Twilight: Man, I'm in da middle of an important lecture!! Everypony wants to hear dis!
But everyone was falling asleep, and one of the ponies even fell down.
Twilight: *Stares at Pinkie Pie* Fine. Wut da fuq do anda want?!
Pinkie Pie: There is a dragon breathing smoke towards our town. It's causing pollution, and making things difficult for all of us.
Twilight: Man, you're a female! anda ain't suppose to care about pollution!!
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
pelangi Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* hey Fluttershy, anda smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, anda are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Twilight was with her five so called friends.
Twilight: Alright my niggas. We are going to kill a dragon. Even though it's 60 times bigger then us, and will most likely burn us into a crisp, I believe we can win dis!
pelangi Dash: Yeah! I think so too!
Twilight: I think we can win, because I am your leader. Why do anda think we will win Dash?
pelangi Dash: Because we're all thinking positive, and believing in ourselves.
Twilight: *Not amused* Uh huh, sure.
Fluttershy: I don't want to fight the dragon.
Twilight: *Slams her hoof on the ground* I DON'T CARE!! anda AIN'T THE LEADER!! I AM!!!!! NOW EVERYONE, GET YO' GEAR, AND DRAG YO MISERABLE pantat, keledai BACK HERE BEFORE 15:00 HOURS!!
Applejack: That's 3 PM, right?
Twilight: Yes, why?
Applejack: Well it's actually 3:30.
Twilight: Fuck it. Be back here oleh tomorrow, 15:00 hours.
Song: link
pelangi Dash was at her awan house. She packed food in her saddle bags, and put some pelangi war paint on her cheeks.
pelangi Dash: I think I can. *Remembers she's part of a team* I mean, I think we can.
Pinkie Pie: *Dressed as a Nazi, holding an MP40, and a Panzershreck* For zhe Fatherland!
Applejack: *Carrying a shotgun, and walks to a Ford pick up truck* Okay, I'm ready to run that bastard over.
Rarity: *Putting dildos into her saddlebags*
Fluttershy: *Hiding* I don't want to fight.
The selanjutnya day, they all went to Twilight with their stuff.
Twilight: *Turns off the song* Alright, I'm gonna inspect anda before we go. *Looks at pelangi Dash* Okay, good. *Looks at Pinkie Pie* Man, dat shit anda got is from 20 years ago. Get something lebih modern.
Pinkie Pie: But, I like German things. I want to keep it!
Twilight: Fine. *Looks at Applejack* Yer good man.
Applejack: I ain't a man.
Twilight: Fuck you. *Looks at Rarity* Man, I can see anda got a lot of stuff in yo bags. anda must be prepared.
Rarity: I certainly am.
Twilight: *Looks at Fluttershy* Man, wut da fuq are anda doing?!!!!? anda didn't bring shit!!
Fluttershy: But I don't have to go to the bathroom.
Twilight: This is unacceptable!
pelangi Dash: *Walks over to Twilight* I don't think she wants to go with us.
Twilight: TOO BAD!!!! Now slap dat miserable bitch, and let's go.
pelangi Dash: But I don't want to slap her.
Twilight: I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!!!!!
pelangi Dash: Fluttershy, run for it.
Fluttershy: *Runs away*
Twilight: Goddammit pelangi Dash!! You're a disgrace to us all!!!
pelangi Dash: Can I go home?
Twilight: NO!
They went up the bukit, hill to fight the dragon.
Rarity: *Tired* Oh my goodness, I need to take a break. *Opens her saddlebag, and takes out a dildo, but accidentally knocks her bag over*
Twilight: *Looking at all of the dildos from Rarity's saddlebag* that's all anda packed?
Rarity: *Nervously blushes*
Twilight: Just a bunch of fucking DILDOS?!!?
Rarity: I have to masturbate somehow.
Twilight: Use your hoof for crying out loud!!
Rarity: I don't want to get it dirty!
Pinkie Pie: Uh, what about the dragon?
pelangi Dash: Are we gonna kill it, atau what?
Twilight: Yes- no.. I DON'T KNOW!!! Rarity, anda fucked up everything!!!! That's Spike's job!!!
Rarity: *Masturbates with the dildo*
Twilight: *Slaps Rarity* STOP IT!!!!
Rarity: anda made me drop my-
Twilight: I DON'T CARE!!! YOU'RE JUST A PIECE OF SHIT!!!
Dragon: *Appears* I can't take anymore of this shouting. I'm going to bother someone else with my smoke. *Flies away*
pelangi Dash: Well, looks like Twilight's shouting did something good for once.
Twilight: In that case, I'll shout lebih often.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
Song: link
James: What gives? I want Rock Around The Clock to play again.
Gordon: No. We have something lebih important to do.
James: Ugh, fine. Our final tampil for the night is Ponies On The Rails.
Gordon: It's the season 2 premiere, and usually, the first tampil that starts in these segments.
James: But our tampil started first.
Gordon: Yeah, talking trains are always better than ponies.
Theme song >>>> link
Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Honey Bee From NaomiWinx
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 11
Night Shift
September 30, 1952
At Sherman bukit, hill in Cheyenne Wyoming
Hawkeye: *driving diesels* First freight I've ever driven powered oleh diesels.
Coffee Creme: Quite a shame that those challengers, and big boys won't be around much longer.
Hawkeye: Pete berkata he'd save those to be scrapped for last. They're our most powerful engines. We can't get rid of those now, can we?
Coffee Creme: No.
Hawkeye: Didn't think so.
Orion: *blows horn*
Coffee Creme: It's Orion. He's on the other track.
Orion: *passes Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: *slows down a little bit*
When Orion's train completely passed Hawkeye's, Hawkeye went faster
Hawkeye: We're almost at the train yard.
Coffee Creme: Can't wait *relaxes*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn*
Snowflake: *Switches track*
Hawkeye: *heads into train yard*
Coffee Creme: Hey, I just realized. If Orion is delivering a freight, who's doing the yard work?
Red Rose: GORDON!!!!
Gordon: What?
Red Rose: What do anda think you're doing?!
Gordon: Having a sandwich. I'm hungry.
Red Rose: Well anda are not on lunch break yet, get your pantat, keledai back in the train, and push those cars down the hump.
Gordon: How do anda hump a freight car?
Red Rose: UUUGH!!!
Hawkeye: *arrives with freight train* Red Rose, why do anda look so angry?
Red Rose: Gordon is not doing his work, and is obsessing over a sandwich.
Hawkeye: Wow. *gets out of engine*
Bartholomew: And he nearly ran me over!
Hawkeye: I thought this wasn't going to happen anymore.
Gordon: Yeah well, anda guys kept pestering me, Pete hasn't scrapped a single steam engine yet, and I was hungry.
Hawkeye: Well can't anda eat while driving the fucking locomotive?
Gordon: No.
Hawkeye: Then don't eat the sandwich *uncouples locomotives*
Gordon: It's not my fault Pete makes us work too much.
Bartholomew: He doesn't, you're just too careless.
Gordon: And you're british! Shut up!
Bartholomew: Pete told anda not to make fun of me for that.
Gordon: Well I don't need to listen to anything he told me a tahun ago.
Pete: *Arrives* Oh really?
Hawkeye: *Gets back in locomotive*
Pete: What have anda been doing to make the other workers angry?
Bartholomew: Nearly killing me.
Red Rose: Not working, just to eat-
Gordon: A sandwich! A Goddamn sandwich! Can't anda just relax?
Pete: Go to the station, and go to timeout!
Gordon: I don't wanna go to timeout!
Pete: You've been disrespectful, go to timeout!
Hawkeye: *slowly driving train past Gordon*
Gordon: No! *walks into train*
Pete: It's the other way.
Gordon: What?
Later that day, Pete called everypony down to the station. Gordon was already there, because of his timeout.
Pete: anda all did an excellent job. Tomorrow, none of anda need to come into work.
Ponies: Oh sweet.
Pete: But.....
Ponies: *Waiting*
Pete: I do need two volunteers to work the night shift.
Gordon: The night shift, how do anda do that?
Pete: anda got to carry a train of Chevy's to a dealership in St. Foalis. anda can ride another train back here when it's done, and enjoy your hari off.
Hawkeye: I'll do it.
Pete: You'll need a fireman. Anyone will do.
Hawkeye: Ok, uh Red Rose?
Red Rose: Sorry, I got a tanggal with my husband.
Hawkeye: Ok. Honey?
Honey: Nope. I have gitar practice.
Coffee Creme: What about me?
Hawkeye: But anda berkata anda were afraid of the dark.
Coffee Creme: Not anymore. I can do it.
Pete: Then it is settled. Coffee Creme, and Hawkeye will handle the night shift. anda two should stay here, and work in the yards.
Hawkeye: Alright.
Later when it became dark.
Hawkeye: Ok. It's time to get our train.
Coffee Creme: It's waiting at the station.
Both ponies saw the train of boxcars at the station. In each boxcar were two brand new Chevronets.
Hawkeye: *gets in locomotive*
Coffee Creme: *follows Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: Are anda ready?
Coffee Creme: Yep.
Signal pony: *Turns signal green*
Hawkeye: Then let's do this *blows horn twice*
Hawkeye then started to pindah the train. Slowly at first, but when it got out of the station, and onto the main line. It increased in speed.
The train was moving fast through the night. Hawkeye had never driven a train in the dark before.
Coffee Creme: anda seem to be having lots of new experiences.
Hawkeye: I guess. It's a little hard to see the signals.
Coffee Creme: We'll be fine. We're out of Cheyenne now.
Hawkeye: On our way to St. Foalis.
A passenger train pulled oleh a steam engine passed
Hawkeye: Wish I could operate that train instead of this freight.
Coffee Creme: Why? Because it's going to Cheyenne?
Hawkeye: Not just that, but there's a steam engine pulling it. One of these days, we'll never get to drive them.
Coffee Creme: Pardon me, but I understand your cinta for steam, but anda talk a lot about it.
Hawkeye: I thought you'd forget.
Coffee Creme: Whatever, just watch the tracks.
Hawkeye: *watching tracks* That signal's green light seems a little confusing, but whatever.
Coffee Creme: What do anda mean?
Hawkeye: It was at the puncak, atas instead of the bottom
Coffee Creme: The top?
Now normally, the light at the bottom of a signal is green, but there were some malfunctions, and the red light got switched with the green.
A train was refueling on the main line, and the driver, and fireman were relaxing in the caboose.
Conductor: anda two better get out soon.
Driver: Who cares? This is good hot chocolate.
Fireman: He's right. Let's get back to our engine. *gets out*
Driver: *Follows*
They got out just in time.
Hawkeye: Oooh shi- *crashes*
Luckily no one was hurt
Hawkeye: Pete is going to be so mad at us.
Coffee Creme: Yep. We're fucked.
Pete: *Arrives*
Hawkeye: I'm so sorry sir. The signal was green, and I didn't notice the train in front of me until the light shone on it.
Pete: I understand. The signal anda passed was fucked up, and we're getting it fixed. However, you're going to have to come back tomorrow, and help clear this mess before anda can have your hari off.
Hawkeye: Ok.
selanjutnya morning Hawkeye helped clear the mess. Some of the workers were surprised on how Hawkeye, and Coffee Creme survived the wreck, and called them the warriors.
The End
On the selanjutnya episode of Ponies On The Rails
Coffee Creme starts akting like Gordon.
Song (Start at 2:47): link
James: Ladies, and gentlemen, and other talking trains that are not me, and Gordon, we are finished for this week.
Gordon: Come back selanjutnya week for another segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories.
James: *Singing along to the song* One, two, three o'clock, four o'clock, rock. Five, six, seven o'clock, eight o'clock, rock. Nine, ten, eleven o'clock, twelve o'clock, rock. We're gonna rock around the clock tonight.
Duck, Oliver, & Henry: AH!!!!!
Tom: Make it stop!
Hawkeye: *Leaving with a freight train* It's a good thing I got in the cab of this freight train in time. Now I don't have to hear his terrible singing, unlike the others.
Master Sword: Hawkeye got lucky!! *Catches on fire* RAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!
Gordon: James, stop singing!
James: When the clock strikes two, three and four, if the band slows down we'll yell for more!
Gordon: Oh forget it. I'm gonna try to host the rest of this, despite his terrible singing. Our two shows remaining are My Little Pornstar, and Ponies On The Rails.
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - pelangi Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland tampil - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack
Now, let's begin. Twilight was giving a lecture to everypony.
Twilight: Okay y'all. I'm the most important pony in this shithole of a town, and anda know it. The fact that-
Pinkie Pie: *Running towards Twilight* Herr Kommandant!! Herr Kommandant!!
Twilight: Man, I'm in da middle of an important lecture!! Everypony wants to hear dis!
But everyone was falling asleep, and one of the ponies even fell down.
Twilight: *Stares at Pinkie Pie* Fine. Wut da fuq do anda want?!
Pinkie Pie: There is a dragon breathing smoke towards our town. It's causing pollution, and making things difficult for all of us.
Twilight: Man, you're a female! anda ain't suppose to care about pollution!!
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
pelangi Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* hey Fluttershy, anda smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, anda are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Twilight was with her five so called friends.
Twilight: Alright my niggas. We are going to kill a dragon. Even though it's 60 times bigger then us, and will most likely burn us into a crisp, I believe we can win dis!
pelangi Dash: Yeah! I think so too!
Twilight: I think we can win, because I am your leader. Why do anda think we will win Dash?
pelangi Dash: Because we're all thinking positive, and believing in ourselves.
Twilight: *Not amused* Uh huh, sure.
Fluttershy: I don't want to fight the dragon.
Twilight: *Slams her hoof on the ground* I DON'T CARE!! anda AIN'T THE LEADER!! I AM!!!!! NOW EVERYONE, GET YO' GEAR, AND DRAG YO MISERABLE pantat, keledai BACK HERE BEFORE 15:00 HOURS!!
Applejack: That's 3 PM, right?
Twilight: Yes, why?
Applejack: Well it's actually 3:30.
Twilight: Fuck it. Be back here oleh tomorrow, 15:00 hours.
Song: link
pelangi Dash was at her awan house. She packed food in her saddle bags, and put some pelangi war paint on her cheeks.
pelangi Dash: I think I can. *Remembers she's part of a team* I mean, I think we can.
Pinkie Pie: *Dressed as a Nazi, holding an MP40, and a Panzershreck* For zhe Fatherland!
Applejack: *Carrying a shotgun, and walks to a Ford pick up truck* Okay, I'm ready to run that bastard over.
Rarity: *Putting dildos into her saddlebags*
Fluttershy: *Hiding* I don't want to fight.
The selanjutnya day, they all went to Twilight with their stuff.
Twilight: *Turns off the song* Alright, I'm gonna inspect anda before we go. *Looks at pelangi Dash* Okay, good. *Looks at Pinkie Pie* Man, dat shit anda got is from 20 years ago. Get something lebih modern.
Pinkie Pie: But, I like German things. I want to keep it!
Twilight: Fine. *Looks at Applejack* Yer good man.
Applejack: I ain't a man.
Twilight: Fuck you. *Looks at Rarity* Man, I can see anda got a lot of stuff in yo bags. anda must be prepared.
Rarity: I certainly am.
Twilight: *Looks at Fluttershy* Man, wut da fuq are anda doing?!!!!? anda didn't bring shit!!
Fluttershy: But I don't have to go to the bathroom.
Twilight: This is unacceptable!
pelangi Dash: *Walks over to Twilight* I don't think she wants to go with us.
Twilight: TOO BAD!!!! Now slap dat miserable bitch, and let's go.
pelangi Dash: But I don't want to slap her.
Twilight: I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!!!!!
pelangi Dash: Fluttershy, run for it.
Fluttershy: *Runs away*
Twilight: Goddammit pelangi Dash!! You're a disgrace to us all!!!
pelangi Dash: Can I go home?
Twilight: NO!
They went up the bukit, hill to fight the dragon.
Rarity: *Tired* Oh my goodness, I need to take a break. *Opens her saddlebag, and takes out a dildo, but accidentally knocks her bag over*
Twilight: *Looking at all of the dildos from Rarity's saddlebag* that's all anda packed?
Rarity: *Nervously blushes*
Twilight: Just a bunch of fucking DILDOS?!!?
Rarity: I have to masturbate somehow.
Twilight: Use your hoof for crying out loud!!
Rarity: I don't want to get it dirty!
Pinkie Pie: Uh, what about the dragon?
pelangi Dash: Are we gonna kill it, atau what?
Twilight: Yes- no.. I DON'T KNOW!!! Rarity, anda fucked up everything!!!! That's Spike's job!!!
Rarity: *Masturbates with the dildo*
Twilight: *Slaps Rarity* STOP IT!!!!
Rarity: anda made me drop my-
Twilight: I DON'T CARE!!! YOU'RE JUST A PIECE OF SHIT!!!
Dragon: *Appears* I can't take anymore of this shouting. I'm going to bother someone else with my smoke. *Flies away*
pelangi Dash: Well, looks like Twilight's shouting did something good for once.
Twilight: In that case, I'll shout lebih often.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
Song: link
James: What gives? I want Rock Around The Clock to play again.
Gordon: No. We have something lebih important to do.
James: Ugh, fine. Our final tampil for the night is Ponies On The Rails.
Gordon: It's the season 2 premiere, and usually, the first tampil that starts in these segments.
James: But our tampil started first.
Gordon: Yeah, talking trains are always better than ponies.
Theme song >>>> link
Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Honey Bee From NaomiWinx
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 11
Night Shift
September 30, 1952
At Sherman bukit, hill in Cheyenne Wyoming
Hawkeye: *driving diesels* First freight I've ever driven powered oleh diesels.
Coffee Creme: Quite a shame that those challengers, and big boys won't be around much longer.
Hawkeye: Pete berkata he'd save those to be scrapped for last. They're our most powerful engines. We can't get rid of those now, can we?
Coffee Creme: No.
Hawkeye: Didn't think so.
Orion: *blows horn*
Coffee Creme: It's Orion. He's on the other track.
Orion: *passes Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: *slows down a little bit*
When Orion's train completely passed Hawkeye's, Hawkeye went faster
Hawkeye: We're almost at the train yard.
Coffee Creme: Can't wait *relaxes*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn*
Snowflake: *Switches track*
Hawkeye: *heads into train yard*
Coffee Creme: Hey, I just realized. If Orion is delivering a freight, who's doing the yard work?
Red Rose: GORDON!!!!
Gordon: What?
Red Rose: What do anda think you're doing?!
Gordon: Having a sandwich. I'm hungry.
Red Rose: Well anda are not on lunch break yet, get your pantat, keledai back in the train, and push those cars down the hump.
Gordon: How do anda hump a freight car?
Red Rose: UUUGH!!!
Hawkeye: *arrives with freight train* Red Rose, why do anda look so angry?
Red Rose: Gordon is not doing his work, and is obsessing over a sandwich.
Hawkeye: Wow. *gets out of engine*
Bartholomew: And he nearly ran me over!
Hawkeye: I thought this wasn't going to happen anymore.
Gordon: Yeah well, anda guys kept pestering me, Pete hasn't scrapped a single steam engine yet, and I was hungry.
Hawkeye: Well can't anda eat while driving the fucking locomotive?
Gordon: No.
Hawkeye: Then don't eat the sandwich *uncouples locomotives*
Gordon: It's not my fault Pete makes us work too much.
Bartholomew: He doesn't, you're just too careless.
Gordon: And you're british! Shut up!
Bartholomew: Pete told anda not to make fun of me for that.
Gordon: Well I don't need to listen to anything he told me a tahun ago.
Pete: *Arrives* Oh really?
Hawkeye: *Gets back in locomotive*
Pete: What have anda been doing to make the other workers angry?
Bartholomew: Nearly killing me.
Red Rose: Not working, just to eat-
Gordon: A sandwich! A Goddamn sandwich! Can't anda just relax?
Pete: Go to the station, and go to timeout!
Gordon: I don't wanna go to timeout!
Pete: You've been disrespectful, go to timeout!
Hawkeye: *slowly driving train past Gordon*
Gordon: No! *walks into train*
Pete: It's the other way.
Gordon: What?
Later that day, Pete called everypony down to the station. Gordon was already there, because of his timeout.
Pete: anda all did an excellent job. Tomorrow, none of anda need to come into work.
Ponies: Oh sweet.
Pete: But.....
Ponies: *Waiting*
Pete: I do need two volunteers to work the night shift.
Gordon: The night shift, how do anda do that?
Pete: anda got to carry a train of Chevy's to a dealership in St. Foalis. anda can ride another train back here when it's done, and enjoy your hari off.
Hawkeye: I'll do it.
Pete: You'll need a fireman. Anyone will do.
Hawkeye: Ok, uh Red Rose?
Red Rose: Sorry, I got a tanggal with my husband.
Hawkeye: Ok. Honey?
Honey: Nope. I have gitar practice.
Coffee Creme: What about me?
Hawkeye: But anda berkata anda were afraid of the dark.
Coffee Creme: Not anymore. I can do it.
Pete: Then it is settled. Coffee Creme, and Hawkeye will handle the night shift. anda two should stay here, and work in the yards.
Hawkeye: Alright.
Later when it became dark.
Hawkeye: Ok. It's time to get our train.
Coffee Creme: It's waiting at the station.
Both ponies saw the train of boxcars at the station. In each boxcar were two brand new Chevronets.
Hawkeye: *gets in locomotive*
Coffee Creme: *follows Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: Are anda ready?
Coffee Creme: Yep.
Signal pony: *Turns signal green*
Hawkeye: Then let's do this *blows horn twice*
Hawkeye then started to pindah the train. Slowly at first, but when it got out of the station, and onto the main line. It increased in speed.
The train was moving fast through the night. Hawkeye had never driven a train in the dark before.
Coffee Creme: anda seem to be having lots of new experiences.
Hawkeye: I guess. It's a little hard to see the signals.
Coffee Creme: We'll be fine. We're out of Cheyenne now.
Hawkeye: On our way to St. Foalis.
A passenger train pulled oleh a steam engine passed
Hawkeye: Wish I could operate that train instead of this freight.
Coffee Creme: Why? Because it's going to Cheyenne?
Hawkeye: Not just that, but there's a steam engine pulling it. One of these days, we'll never get to drive them.
Coffee Creme: Pardon me, but I understand your cinta for steam, but anda talk a lot about it.
Hawkeye: I thought you'd forget.
Coffee Creme: Whatever, just watch the tracks.
Hawkeye: *watching tracks* That signal's green light seems a little confusing, but whatever.
Coffee Creme: What do anda mean?
Hawkeye: It was at the puncak, atas instead of the bottom
Coffee Creme: The top?
Now normally, the light at the bottom of a signal is green, but there were some malfunctions, and the red light got switched with the green.
A train was refueling on the main line, and the driver, and fireman were relaxing in the caboose.
Conductor: anda two better get out soon.
Driver: Who cares? This is good hot chocolate.
Fireman: He's right. Let's get back to our engine. *gets out*
Driver: *Follows*
They got out just in time.
Hawkeye: Oooh shi- *crashes*
Luckily no one was hurt
Hawkeye: Pete is going to be so mad at us.
Coffee Creme: Yep. We're fucked.
Pete: *Arrives*
Hawkeye: I'm so sorry sir. The signal was green, and I didn't notice the train in front of me until the light shone on it.
Pete: I understand. The signal anda passed was fucked up, and we're getting it fixed. However, you're going to have to come back tomorrow, and help clear this mess before anda can have your hari off.
Hawkeye: Ok.
selanjutnya morning Hawkeye helped clear the mess. Some of the workers were surprised on how Hawkeye, and Coffee Creme survived the wreck, and called them the warriors.
The End
On the selanjutnya episode of Ponies On The Rails
Coffee Creme starts akting like Gordon.
Song (Start at 2:47): link
James: Ladies, and gentlemen, and other talking trains that are not me, and Gordon, we are finished for this week.
Gordon: Come back selanjutnya week for another segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories.
Craig Armstrong: For those who don't know. He's the voice of the famish Dan..
Max Gilmardi: It's one of the many reasons I cinta Spike in pony,mov. I tried watching lebih of his videos,, but his only one I laughed at is, "Little Jerry and the closet".. (I also cinta his name for some reason).
Daniel Baxter: (How it should of ended)
Seth Macfarlene:
Greg: (Voice of the mentally advanced series)
Shia LaBeouf:
Ned Luke: (Micheal De Santa)
Rob Weithoff: (John Marston)
Jane Lynch: Not kidding when I say. I hope she ends up appearing in my little pony. Though I don't see it ever happening..
Mrawkwardreviewer:
There's obviously more.. But it'll go on and on forever..
Max Gilmardi: It's one of the many reasons I cinta Spike in pony,mov. I tried watching lebih of his videos,, but his only one I laughed at is, "Little Jerry and the closet".. (I also cinta his name for some reason).
Daniel Baxter: (How it should of ended)
Seth Macfarlene:
Greg: (Voice of the mentally advanced series)
Shia LaBeouf:
Ned Luke: (Micheal De Santa)
Rob Weithoff: (John Marston)
Jane Lynch: Not kidding when I say. I hope she ends up appearing in my little pony. Though I don't see it ever happening..
Mrawkwardreviewer:
There's obviously more.. But it'll go on and on forever..
