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Duck: Now this is my kind of song.
Henry: Duh, what's a song?
Duck: How many pertanyaan do anda have to ask for crying out loud?!
Henry: What's a question?
Duck: For the detik half of this show, it's My Little Pornstar, and Adventures of Thomas & Friends.
Henry: What's a friend?
Duck: I will scrap you, anda stupid engine!

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - pelangi Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland tampil - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack

Now, let's begin. Twilight was working with applejack in Sweet apel, apple Acres.

Applejack: Thanks for helping me sugarcube.
Twilight: No problem man. I got nothing better to do with my boring life. Also, Spike kept telling me to go outside.
Spike: The only thing she was doing was watching television.
Twilight: Bullshit nigga! I read books, and smoked weed!
Applejack: anda smoke weed?
Twilight: *Gets the voice of Dr. Dre* Smoke weed everyday :D

Intro
Theme song: link

Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
pelangi Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* hey Fluttershy, anda smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, anda are my best friends.

After the work was finished, Spike got a letter from Princess Celestia.

Spike: hey Twilight, listen to this. Princess Celestia wants anda to come back to Pontiac for a special dance called the Grand Clopping Gala.
Twilight: Fuck it man, I ain't going.
Spike: Are anda still mad at Celestia for making anda do that friendship assignment?
Twilight: Hell yeah. It was boring. To make matters worse, she sent me all of the way here, while she gets her pantat, keledai attacked oleh Luna! I could have helped her!
Applejack: Well if anda ain't going, may I have the tickets?
Twilight: Who are anda gonna go with?
Applejack: Big Macintosh.
Twilight: Alright man, they're yours.
pelangi Dash: *Arrives* Hey, what have anda got there?
Twilight: Tickets, I'm giving them to Applejack.
pelangi Dash: What are they for?
Twilight: Some shitfest called the grand clopping gala.

Then all of a sudden, lebih ponies arrived.

Ponies: Look, she has tickets for something that's all the way in Michigan!! Let's steal them!
Twilight: Oh hell no!! *Runs to her car, starts it, and drives away* anda niggas ain't catchin' me!!
Spike: Twilight, what about me?!
Twilight: What about you?! Walk home!!!!

On the way back to her house, Twilight accidentally lost the tickets.

Applejack: *Walking to Sugarcube Corner* Well, so much for- *Sees the tickets* The Grand Clopping Gala!
Rarity: *Arrives* Hell no, those are my tickets!
Applejack: No they ain't. You're just gonna give them to some stallion so he can fuck you.
Derpy: *Arrives* May I have the tickets?
applejack & Rarity: NO!!

Applejack, Rarity, and Derpy started to fight

Rarity: The tickets are mine!
Applejack: No, they're mine!
Rarity: pelangi Swastika!
Applejack: Scary train with face!
Rarity: Fuk u!
Applejack: Die!!
Derpy: I just don't know what went wrong.

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They stop fighting for three detik just to dance to a song, and have their face changed to the faces of the cantina band members.

Applejack, Rarity, and Derpy: *Turn the song off, and return to fighting*

Meanwhile at Twilight's house.

Twilight: SPIKE!! WHERE'S MY FUCKIN' DINNER?!!?
Spike: Coming Twilight.
Twilight: Yeah, it better be coming, atau else you'll be eatin' it. *Hears someone knocking on door* Who the hell could that be? *Goes to the door, and opens it*
Pinkie Pie: Guten tag.
Twilight: Man, what do anda want?
Pinkie Pie: To return something anda accidentally dropped. *Gives Twilight the tickets for the Grand Clopping Gala*

The tickets were torn up, and ruined.

Twilight: *Takes the tickets* Thanks..... i guess. *Closes the door* SPIKE!!!!

Ending theme: link

Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.

The End

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Duck: That song never gets old. Ending the S.S.S.S is Adventures of Thomas & Friends. It's not natal yet, but the episode here is a natal special.

Episode 6

natal Rescue

It was a snowy hari on the Island Of Sodor. Thomas, and Percy were to collect two natal trees. One for the sheds, and one for Knapford Station.

When they arrived at the forest, they collected their flatcars of trees, and started off. Thomas wanted to tampil Percy how fast he could go, but Percy wouldn't let him.

"We can't go too fast Thomas," warned Percy. "The trees might fall off, and that would never do."

"I'll keep that in mind." berkata Thomas the tank engine, and continued to Knapford. On the way, they would pass the diesel works, but Arry, and Bert were blocking their paths.

"Let us pass." berkata Thomas, "We've got trees to deliver."

"And we have steamies to scrap." Arry, and Bert berkata together. They coupled up to Thomas, and Percy, then pushed them to the diesel works.

Thomas tried to push the diesels, but his wheels were spinning. They went faster, and faster, and soon Thomas was pushing the diesels.

Percy just kept his brakes off, and did nothing. It was his only way to stop the diesels.

Things seemed to be going well, but D261 showed up in front of Thomas, and with his help, Arry, and Bert were taking them back to the diesel works.

"Percy, I have a plan." Whispered Thomas. He was whispering the plan, when Diesel crept up beside him, "Be quiet." He sniggered, "You, and your green ulat with red stripes are going nowhere."

Thomas soon uncoupled from Percy, and went backwards. D199, Splatter, and Dodge soon caught him, and Percy was still in trouble with the rest of the diesels.

"Help!" Percy cried, as he was being pushed towards a siding which had buffers, but they weren't safe. If Percy came off the rails, he would fall off a cliff, and would be doomed.

This almost happened, when the diesels pushing him got uncoupled, went backwards, and they got derailed.

"Sean!" Percy shouthed in excitement, he was the one that saved Percy. "Hurry, and save Thomas." Replied Sean. So Percy did, while Sean kept the other diesels busy.

Thomas was about to get picked up oleh a derek, crane to be scrapped when Percy pulled him away. The two friends were escaping, and Sean got the rest of the diesels derailed.

"Oh, thank anda Sean. I owe anda one." Thomas said. "I think we're even." Replied Sean, "I'll go with anda if you'd like." "Certainly." berkata Thomas. He liked this diesel, and the three of them have become good friends.

Thomas, and Percy got the trees to the station, and shed on time, and Sean got the special diesel fuel from the diesels to the science research facility. Sir Tophamm Hat rewarded Sean for saving Percy, and Thomas, and for returning the fuel.

In the end, Sir Tophamm Hat's engines had a very merry Christmas.

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Henry: *Lands on puncak, atas of Duck* Duh, I'm back.
Duck: Where did anda go?!
Henry: I went to a restaurant to eat hamburgers.
Duck: How many did anda eat?
Henry: *Goes menyeberang, salib eyed* 75?
Duck: Well, that's it for this week of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. He's got work selanjutnya week, so instead of 8, selanjutnya week's segment of S.S.S.S will start at noon. Stop oleh then to see what we got from Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories.