#1: TITANIC:
Jon: What sorrow, I feel for these characters.. Red haired lady.. Old ladies.. Currently DROWNING human.. And 101 don-..
One hundred and what!?.. One hundred and what now!?…. (camera zooms in on the dog) BONGO!? IS THAT YOU!?
#2: ARE anda AFRIED OF THE DARK:
Man in movie: (two the little kids he locked in his house) Just answer this riddle. Than I'll let anda go free.
Jon:TWO KIDS ARE GONNA DIE TONIGHT!!
#3: GOOSEBUMPS:
Jerry: Oh man, anda and your dumb hobbies!
JonTron: Yeah, fuck anda for being interested in things, anda stupid bitch!
#4: TITANIC:
Jon: Wait, it's just a legend? It's just a silly old legend? I thought it was a real thing, like a real perahu with people on it that sank and they died. I s'pose that means my girlfriend's not real then. I guess there were some signs along the way. [flashback starts] When we were at that restaurant, the waiter, he said, "Why did anda order two meals and not eat one of them? anda just left it there to get cold." and I said, "Curb your tongue! That's my lady, and soon she will be departing on the great steam liner known as the titanic that is definitely a real ship in the real world." and he said, "...Wait, what?"
#5: TITANIC:
Old Man: Here anda are. Let's hope it's a smooth crossing. (Gives a sinister smile and wiggles his eyebrows)
Jon: Excuse me, uh, the fuck did anda just say!? Do anda know something we don't? anda got something to say? Why so devious? Wait a second... I recognize that voice. You're not really an old man! (He goes up and pulls the guy's head off) I knew it! He was the iceberg all along!
#6: TITANIC:
Jon: There's a where are they now sagment!? I'll tell anda where they are now, AT THE BOTTOM OF THE FUCKING OCEAN, ARE anda CRAZY?!?
#7: POKEYMON BOOTLEG:
Jon: Boy, pikachu dose that leg thing from Sonic 2.. Now pikachu is turned into a ball, like.. Sonic, the, hedgehog.. Man, that's just Sonic, it's soni- (screaming) IT'S SONIC!!
#8: BANJO KAZOOHI/NUTS AND BOLTS:
Jon: Cars?.. Cars!?.. CAAAAARS!?
Jon: (scream singing) AND IIIIIIIII!!
Jon: (normal) holly SHIT!!
Jon: (scream singing) WILL ALWAYS cinta YOOOOOUU!!
Jon: (normal) CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'D DO THIS TO ME!? GODDAMMIT!, HOW CAN anda DO THIS TO ME!?!?
#9: BANJO KAZOOHI/NUTS AND BOLTS:
Jon: I mean, what if after Super Mario World, nintendo released a teaser trailer for Super Mario 64, and upon release hari anda are greeted with Mario CITY SIMULATOR!.. And than anda put in the game, and Shigeru Miyamoto's ghost comes out, and goes "AH FUCKING, WHO LIKE'S THE MARIO GAMES, AM I RIGHT!?".. BYB!.. MAKING LEGEND OF ZELDA, INTO ZELDA MODERN WARFARE!!
#10: GOOSEBUMPS:
Larry: She's really cool.. anda know, for a girl.
Jon: Wait, THAT'S not in the book.. In the book he describes her as kinda cute.. Oh Larry, your just. Your just a fucking asshole!
#11: GOOSEBUMPS:
JonTron: This fucking humming! That's like the joke voice people do when they're trying to pretend to act natural.
Police Officer: [knocking on door] NYPD! Open up!
[cut to Jon in the bathroom with a giant knife, both him and the pisau covered in blood, and Jon looking paranoid].
JonTron: Can't a guy get some privacy? (begins to stab away, humming the same song).
#12: BARBIE:
Jon: Hi Barbie. I miss you. It's so quiet after anda die. There's nothing. But the voices...they never stop. (beat) See anda in an hour!
#13: POKEYMON BOOTLEG:
JonTron: Now this selanjutnya one is actually one of my favorit ones. It's called pokemon Vietnamese Crystal. Yeah, that's actually what it's called.
Jacques (his pet parrot): That's racist.
JonTron: [turns around to Jacques]
JonTron: Now anda listen here, pip-pip. A racist mind is a racist kind. You, anda take that to sleep with anda tonight cause I know, it's not gonna change hearts and minds in a day. anda don't give a man a peanut, expect him to have a farm the selanjutnya day. But it's aright. It's alright. One day, we will all be equal on this earth. Until then, I'm gonna give anda a kiss, muffin.
[Jon kisses Jacques on the head]
#14: POOKEYMON BOOTLEG:
Camera man: Where anda going?
Jon: I'm not doing this, I'm not playing this! anda only live once!
#15: food FIGHT:
JonTron: Is this like Toy Story rules atau is this like, like The air mancur rules, where there's no rules?
JonTron: [backing away] Oh God, help us. I think this is air mancur rules.
#16: food FIGHT:
JonTron: Let's celebrate. Yeah! Ugly people never win! That's the moral of the story, guys!
#17: food FIGHT:
Jon: Am I dead yet!?
#18: TITANIC:
Jon: (the film is so bad he's pointing a gun at his head) Come on baby, I just want out!
#19: BANJO KAZOOHI/NUTS AND BOLTS:
JonTron: Oh geez. Oh darn it. They got fat.
#20: THE lost WORLD:
JonTron: Jurasstic Park 2 had it all.. Dinosours.. Adventure.. (screaming, and camera shakes) AND JEFF GOLDBLUM!!.. CAN'T FAIL!!
#21:
Jontron: (kills Nostaglia Critc) That's for reviewing food Battle!
Jon: What sorrow, I feel for these characters.. Red haired lady.. Old ladies.. Currently DROWNING human.. And 101 don-..
One hundred and what!?.. One hundred and what now!?…. (camera zooms in on the dog) BONGO!? IS THAT YOU!?
#2: ARE anda AFRIED OF THE DARK:
Man in movie: (two the little kids he locked in his house) Just answer this riddle. Than I'll let anda go free.
Jon:TWO KIDS ARE GONNA DIE TONIGHT!!
#3: GOOSEBUMPS:
Jerry: Oh man, anda and your dumb hobbies!
JonTron: Yeah, fuck anda for being interested in things, anda stupid bitch!
#4: TITANIC:
Jon: Wait, it's just a legend? It's just a silly old legend? I thought it was a real thing, like a real perahu with people on it that sank and they died. I s'pose that means my girlfriend's not real then. I guess there were some signs along the way. [flashback starts] When we were at that restaurant, the waiter, he said, "Why did anda order two meals and not eat one of them? anda just left it there to get cold." and I said, "Curb your tongue! That's my lady, and soon she will be departing on the great steam liner known as the titanic that is definitely a real ship in the real world." and he said, "...Wait, what?"
#5: TITANIC:
Old Man: Here anda are. Let's hope it's a smooth crossing. (Gives a sinister smile and wiggles his eyebrows)
Jon: Excuse me, uh, the fuck did anda just say!? Do anda know something we don't? anda got something to say? Why so devious? Wait a second... I recognize that voice. You're not really an old man! (He goes up and pulls the guy's head off) I knew it! He was the iceberg all along!
#6: TITANIC:
Jon: There's a where are they now sagment!? I'll tell anda where they are now, AT THE BOTTOM OF THE FUCKING OCEAN, ARE anda CRAZY?!?
#7: POKEYMON BOOTLEG:
Jon: Boy, pikachu dose that leg thing from Sonic 2.. Now pikachu is turned into a ball, like.. Sonic, the, hedgehog.. Man, that's just Sonic, it's soni- (screaming) IT'S SONIC!!
#8: BANJO KAZOOHI/NUTS AND BOLTS:
Jon: Cars?.. Cars!?.. CAAAAARS!?
Jon: (scream singing) AND IIIIIIIII!!
Jon: (normal) holly SHIT!!
Jon: (scream singing) WILL ALWAYS cinta YOOOOOUU!!
Jon: (normal) CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'D DO THIS TO ME!? GODDAMMIT!, HOW CAN anda DO THIS TO ME!?!?
#9: BANJO KAZOOHI/NUTS AND BOLTS:
Jon: I mean, what if after Super Mario World, nintendo released a teaser trailer for Super Mario 64, and upon release hari anda are greeted with Mario CITY SIMULATOR!.. And than anda put in the game, and Shigeru Miyamoto's ghost comes out, and goes "AH FUCKING, WHO LIKE'S THE MARIO GAMES, AM I RIGHT!?".. BYB!.. MAKING LEGEND OF ZELDA, INTO ZELDA MODERN WARFARE!!
#10: GOOSEBUMPS:
Larry: She's really cool.. anda know, for a girl.
Jon: Wait, THAT'S not in the book.. In the book he describes her as kinda cute.. Oh Larry, your just. Your just a fucking asshole!
#11: GOOSEBUMPS:
JonTron: This fucking humming! That's like the joke voice people do when they're trying to pretend to act natural.
Police Officer: [knocking on door] NYPD! Open up!
[cut to Jon in the bathroom with a giant knife, both him and the pisau covered in blood, and Jon looking paranoid].
JonTron: Can't a guy get some privacy? (begins to stab away, humming the same song).
#12: BARBIE:
Jon: Hi Barbie. I miss you. It's so quiet after anda die. There's nothing. But the voices...they never stop. (beat) See anda in an hour!
#13: POKEYMON BOOTLEG:
JonTron: Now this selanjutnya one is actually one of my favorit ones. It's called pokemon Vietnamese Crystal. Yeah, that's actually what it's called.
Jacques (his pet parrot): That's racist.
JonTron: [turns around to Jacques]
JonTron: Now anda listen here, pip-pip. A racist mind is a racist kind. You, anda take that to sleep with anda tonight cause I know, it's not gonna change hearts and minds in a day. anda don't give a man a peanut, expect him to have a farm the selanjutnya day. But it's aright. It's alright. One day, we will all be equal on this earth. Until then, I'm gonna give anda a kiss, muffin.
[Jon kisses Jacques on the head]
#14: POOKEYMON BOOTLEG:
Camera man: Where anda going?
Jon: I'm not doing this, I'm not playing this! anda only live once!
#15: food FIGHT:
JonTron: Is this like Toy Story rules atau is this like, like The air mancur rules, where there's no rules?
JonTron: [backing away] Oh God, help us. I think this is air mancur rules.
#16: food FIGHT:
JonTron: Let's celebrate. Yeah! Ugly people never win! That's the moral of the story, guys!
#17: food FIGHT:
Jon: Am I dead yet!?
#18: TITANIC:
Jon: (the film is so bad he's pointing a gun at his head) Come on baby, I just want out!
#19: BANJO KAZOOHI/NUTS AND BOLTS:
JonTron: Oh geez. Oh darn it. They got fat.
#20: THE lost WORLD:
JonTron: Jurasstic Park 2 had it all.. Dinosours.. Adventure.. (screaming, and camera shakes) AND JEFF GOLDBLUM!!.. CAN'T FAIL!!
#21:
Jontron: (kills Nostaglia Critc) That's for reviewing food Battle!
Wow. I mean wow. I thought it wasn't possible for people to get dumber. There's the Condom Challenge, where anda put a condom in your nose and pull it out your mouth and hope anda don't suffocate, then there's the Cinnamon Challenge where anda eat cinammon and try not to choke. But, people could get dumber. Here it is, the api challenge, where anda set yourself on api for no goddamn reason. What the hell, what is wrong with this world. Are people really this stupid that they actually set themselves on fire. Apperently they do. Its even been shown on the news, for gods sake.
Well, that's all I got. This is a stupid trend that makes me wonder why the help some people have the internet. But, hey' that's only my opinion. What's Your Take