Wind: (Sitting in auditorium) What’s going on
Cody: Didn’t anyone tell you
Wind: I ignore everyone. I wasn’t trying to listen
Cody: There was this group of people came to tell us about how smoking is bad
Wind: Don’t those after school specials already do that…. Probably better?
Cody: Oh, how bad could it be
(Loud dubstep plays)
Speaker: Yo, what’s up, whities, and a few of my-
acak Black Man: Niggas
Speaker: We had to pay him so we had someone to say the N word. Now, let us tell anda all about something. Cigarettes are not cool. anda ever see those people who think they are so cool. Here’s an idea, smokers. Y U NO STOP!
Wind: What the fuck?
Speaker: I’m telling you, whities and-
acak Black Man: Niggas
Speaker: If anda smoke, you’ll just look like this (Holds up a flat plank of wood). All thin and outta shape, when non-smokers look like this (A group of girls come and start twerking on stage)
Wind: I think I’m going to vomit a kidney
Cody: Wind, I’m scared.
Speaker: So, all anda whities and-
acak Black Man: Niggas
Speaker: Think before anda pick up that cigarette and light it up. Otherwise, you’ll be unhealthy and not cool. ERMAHGERD! How terrible! Isn’t that right, cat
Cat: (Gives a shocked expression)
Wind: I literally want to fucking die right now
Speaker: Yeah, that’s right. So, let us promote the Hashtag Stop Smoking, right kids
(All the students look in terror)
Students: (All buy cigarettes and start smoking and coughing)
Cody: (Lights large cigar) Oh god, I think I’m getting cancer
Wind: (Sticks five lit cigarettes in his mouth) Cody, I think that entire speech already gave us cancer
Every year, five anti-smoking advertisements give over 10,000 Americans lung cancer. We must stop these advertisements before it’s too late. Seriously, just tell your children not to smoke, parents, so we can avoid crap like this.
Cody: Didn’t anyone tell you
Wind: I ignore everyone. I wasn’t trying to listen
Cody: There was this group of people came to tell us about how smoking is bad
Wind: Don’t those after school specials already do that…. Probably better?
Cody: Oh, how bad could it be
(Loud dubstep plays)
Speaker: Yo, what’s up, whities, and a few of my-
acak Black Man: Niggas
Speaker: We had to pay him so we had someone to say the N word. Now, let us tell anda all about something. Cigarettes are not cool. anda ever see those people who think they are so cool. Here’s an idea, smokers. Y U NO STOP!
Wind: What the fuck?
Speaker: I’m telling you, whities and-
acak Black Man: Niggas
Speaker: If anda smoke, you’ll just look like this (Holds up a flat plank of wood). All thin and outta shape, when non-smokers look like this (A group of girls come and start twerking on stage)
Wind: I think I’m going to vomit a kidney
Cody: Wind, I’m scared.
Speaker: So, all anda whities and-
acak Black Man: Niggas
Speaker: Think before anda pick up that cigarette and light it up. Otherwise, you’ll be unhealthy and not cool. ERMAHGERD! How terrible! Isn’t that right, cat
Cat: (Gives a shocked expression)
Wind: I literally want to fucking die right now
Speaker: Yeah, that’s right. So, let us promote the Hashtag Stop Smoking, right kids
(All the students look in terror)
Students: (All buy cigarettes and start smoking and coughing)
Cody: (Lights large cigar) Oh god, I think I’m getting cancer
Wind: (Sticks five lit cigarettes in his mouth) Cody, I think that entire speech already gave us cancer
Every year, five anti-smoking advertisements give over 10,000 Americans lung cancer. We must stop these advertisements before it’s too late. Seriously, just tell your children not to smoke, parents, so we can avoid crap like this.
Come little children
Come with me.
I’ll take anda to a land
Of fantasy
Please little children
Don’t anda cry
Hypno wouldn’t even
Hurt a fly
Please little children
Don’t anda squirm
These ropes, I know
Will hold anda firm
I know I said
This isn’t true.
But sadly,
Hypno lied to you
Now, little children
anda weren’t clever
Now you’re trapped with me
Forever…
And then the police broke in, beat me up, and arrested me on several accounts of attempted pedophilia. I guess I should have tied them up in a cave instead of a big white mobil van, van with permen in the back
Come with me.
I’ll take anda to a land
Of fantasy
Please little children
Don’t anda cry
Hypno wouldn’t even
Hurt a fly
Please little children
Don’t anda squirm
These ropes, I know
Will hold anda firm
I know I said
This isn’t true.
But sadly,
Hypno lied to you
Now, little children
anda weren’t clever
Now you’re trapped with me
Forever…
And then the police broke in, beat me up, and arrested me on several accounts of attempted pedophilia. I guess I should have tied them up in a cave instead of a big white mobil van, van with permen in the back
???: what is the status?
Guy: I got a extra life!
???: ... anything on the war?
Dex: we're back! with only fatal wounds!
???: Henry! what did they say?
Henry: they would support us
???: oh thank god! we must prepare for are attack then...
Dex: anda know, this is slightly less of a hellhole than Germany...
Henry: not true... london and a few cities around it are the only places that are not burned to the ground atau in chaos
Dex: well fuc*
Henry: until he surrenders the world is another hell
???: then we will stomp Dominic into a bloody pulp til he does surrenders!
Henry: God save the queen!
Dex: God save the world...
Guy: I got a extra life!
???: ... anything on the war?
Dex: we're back! with only fatal wounds!
???: Henry! what did they say?
Henry: they would support us
???: oh thank god! we must prepare for are attack then...
Dex: anda know, this is slightly less of a hellhole than Germany...
Henry: not true... london and a few cities around it are the only places that are not burned to the ground atau in chaos
Dex: well fuc*
Henry: until he surrenders the world is another hell
???: then we will stomp Dominic into a bloody pulp til he does surrenders!
Henry: God save the queen!
Dex: God save the world...
What in the name of god. They are already ready remaking Grand Theft Auto 5.
Now, don't get me wrong. I cinta Grand Theft Auto 5. I think it is one of the funnest games I have played in 2013. But, seriously, it's only one tahun old, and already they are remaking it for playstation 4 and XBox One. Seriously, anda should at least give a game some time to age before anda remake it. Look at Ocarina of Time, a game which people berkata is the greatest game ever, which was made back in 1999. The remake for the 3DS wasn't made until 2012, which is years later. Honestly, they are already remaking GTA 5. Sure, the graphics are better, but the thing is that the graphics were amazing to begin with. Why are anda remaking this game so early, Rockstar. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
Now, don't get me wrong. I cinta Grand Theft Auto 5. I think it is one of the funnest games I have played in 2013. But, seriously, it's only one tahun old, and already they are remaking it for playstation 4 and XBox One. Seriously, anda should at least give a game some time to age before anda remake it. Look at Ocarina of Time, a game which people berkata is the greatest game ever, which was made back in 1999. The remake for the 3DS wasn't made until 2012, which is years later. Honestly, they are already remaking GTA 5. Sure, the graphics are better, but the thing is that the graphics were amazing to begin with. Why are anda remaking this game so early, Rockstar. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
*ding dong*
???: what is it?
Henry: hello Simon
Simon: Henry! anda still wearing that tux?
Henry: every chance I get
Simon: heh... oh... anda brought soldiers
Dex: why does everyone think i'm a soldier?
Marcus: no idea...
Henry: anda seem calmer since the last time a saw you...
Simon: I take pills... anyway, why are anda here?
Henry: we need anda back
Simon: no way! i'm NOT going back to Klintsy!
Henry: we are close to taking down Harper and Dominic.
Simon: why don't fight your own war!
Henry: anda are the only one that knows Harper and his tactics.
Simon: ok then, come inside so I can teach anda
Henry: anda and I both know that he still has some sanity left...
Simon: ... *sigh* lets go...
???: what is it?
Henry: hello Simon
Simon: Henry! anda still wearing that tux?
Henry: every chance I get
Simon: heh... oh... anda brought soldiers
Dex: why does everyone think i'm a soldier?
Marcus: no idea...
Henry: anda seem calmer since the last time a saw you...
Simon: I take pills... anyway, why are anda here?
Henry: we need anda back
Simon: no way! i'm NOT going back to Klintsy!
Henry: we are close to taking down Harper and Dominic.
Simon: why don't fight your own war!
Henry: anda are the only one that knows Harper and his tactics.
Simon: ok then, come inside so I can teach anda
Henry: anda and I both know that he still has some sanity left...
Simon: ... *sigh* lets go...