Hello, everyone. My name is Robert C. Ockstain, and I have a something to tell all of you. Today, a group of people were shot up in the subway with an assault rifle. I mean, sure, the senapan was a watergun, and sure, everyone was enjoying themselves until the police came and shot the man. And sure, the man did throw down his gun and the police waited twenty detik before opening api onto the man, but this is all because the man in the subway was a psychotic asshole who deserved every bullet he had gotten. And what caused this man to go onto his killing spree that the police heroically prevented? A video game. As it turns out, the man had looked over at a Gamestop window and saw a trailer for Grand Theft Auto V and claimed, and I quote “Huh. That’s pretty cool”. Do anda know what this means? This means that this man was a gamer. A synonym for “Psychotic Killer”. If this proves anything, its that video games are the biggest problem in the world. They cause things like murder, rape, child abuse, assault, terrorist attacks, Hitler, World War II, and every genocide in history. It even caused Yesus to be crucified. Video games killed Jesus. And yet these gamers- These filthy sadists- They praise these abominations oleh spending the “money” they “make” at their “jobs”. atau if anda ask me, gamers are fat slobs with no jobs, who probably killed a poor old women to get that money. And if anda too are a gamer (Or black AHEM) anda too are part of the problem. Thankfully, with the help of my rich companion, Edward B. Jobs, we have created a way to please everyone who isn’t a gamer (Or female AHEM) The American Institution for Satanic Gamers (Which is All of Them). Here, anda can send a gamer here, where we will give them many activities like Bonding with the fellow prisoners. Just look at Bubu, a 32 African Body-Builder arrested for several accounts of first degree rape. I’m sure he and the gamers will get along in a solitary room with no guards to stop it. And then there is the time they can spend helping officers, like being offered as target practice to help with the lack of cardboard cutouts. And my personal favorite, Shock Therapy. They can’t harm a soul if they can’t even stop drooling. It’s brilliant. And if anda give your children a game, anda are part of the problem. We will have anda executed for crimes against humanity as your child is burned at the stake for even mentioning the Mario fucktard. So, if anda are a gamer (Or anda just don’t have enough Benjamins in your pocket AHEM) Then we have the place for you. Americas Institution for the Satanic Gamers Which is All of Them. The best way to stop gaming violence is with American violence. I’m Robert C. Ockstain, Hypo-Crite News.
It'll be way easier to write this in script form.. I obviously wasn't getting anywhere menulis it the other way.
Joe: anda screwed up asshole!
Rick: Yes, yes., anda berkata that several times now..
Joe: anda killed our friend, now were kill YOU!
Rick: Why would anda want to kill me?
Joe: ... A -Are anda serious.. I literary JUST explained it.
Rick: Explained what?
Joe: ... Are anda braindead atau something?
Rick: ... Who's braindead? Is he a friend of yours?
Joe: Shut up!.. I'll shoot your brains out.
Rick: That's horrible. Why would anda want to kill me?
Joe: (screaming) BECAUSE anda KILLED OUR FUCKIN FRIEND!
Rick: WHEN!?
Joe: In the house, idiot!
Rick: What house!?
Joe: Just shut and listen!... I won't kill anda straight away! First were beat Daryl to death.. Then the girl... Then were shoot and be square.
Rick: (singing in head) "And the cat's in the buaian, cradle and the silver spoon"
Joe: anda screwed up asshole!
Rick: Yes, yes., anda berkata that several times now..
Joe: anda killed our friend, now were kill YOU!
Rick: Why would anda want to kill me?
Joe: ... A -Are anda serious.. I literary JUST explained it.
Rick: Explained what?
Joe: ... Are anda braindead atau something?
Rick: ... Who's braindead? Is he a friend of yours?
Joe: Shut up!.. I'll shoot your brains out.
Rick: That's horrible. Why would anda want to kill me?
Joe: (screaming) BECAUSE anda KILLED OUR FUCKIN FRIEND!
Rick: WHEN!?
Joe: In the house, idiot!
Rick: What house!?
Joe: Just shut and listen!... I won't kill anda straight away! First were beat Daryl to death.. Then the girl... Then were shoot and be square.
Rick: (singing in head) "And the cat's in the buaian, cradle and the silver spoon"
Back then, trolls were everywhere. However, there wasn't a picture at all of what a Troll looked like. So, when a Deviant Art user made this, it soon got famous. However, the Trollface didn't truly become famous until a comic titles Cool Face was created. Since then, this face has been the Trolls trademark.
A Troll face is usually used to tampil a character who gets enjoyment out of annoying others. It has been used in many Rage Comics and has even gone to us cartoon and movie characters.
Now, for the final score. The final score for Trollface is a Fail. Honestly. It's a Troll Trademark. What were anda guys expecting. With that I will see anda all selanjutnya time