Welcome to People These Days. Where we bash society like the goddamned plague.
*Map Blows Away*
Wind: GODDAMMIT! I guess I'm lost now, FANFREAKINGTASTIC.
Wind: Wait a minute.... What's happening? I feel...... Strange........ *FLASH*
Deathding/Jared: *Typing Article* Alright Wikipedia, I'm almost done working on that new map! anda promise not to lose it this time? anda know what happens when we lose the map......
Wikipedia: I PROMISE Jared! I shall never let it out of my sights ever agai-Wait a minute..... WIND!? How in the bloody blazing hell did anda get here?
Wind: So this is what happens when anda lose a map, anda menyeberang, salib dimensions into another reviewer's room. Welp, if anda need me I'll be slaughtering bad fan-fictions.
Jared: hey Wind, wait! I was thinking anda and I could do a series together, anda know? Like one on-
Wind: NEVER. I'm a solo person, it's not my forte. I let that one collab slide, but not this time. Now if you'll excuse me, I things to do.
Wikipedia: Good luck finding your way back home! XDDDD :D lol OMG BRNED
Wind: *Chops Wikipedia In Half* Aw man, I guess I have to stay here. Well, since I obviously have nothing better to goddamn do, I might as well help anda with your article.
Jared: Uh, sure! Great! Haha...... (Is Wikipedia okay? o___O)
Wikipedia: I'M FINE....... OH GOD THIS PAIN IN MY RIBS I TAKE THAT BACK I AM CERTAINLY NOT FUCKING FINE OH SWEET Yesus CHRIST.
Jared: ANYWAYS, I think you'll like it! It's about how stupid people can be nowadays, what they do, and us poking fun at them. Wanna give it a shot?
Wind: I'm in as long as I get to harshly insult someone, hehe. Let's get this tampil on the road.
Jared and Wind: Welcome to People These Days. Where we bash society like the goddamned plague.
Today's Opening: link
Part 1: Posts
"Just mailed my goldfish to Cash For Gold. Gonna wait a week to see how much I earn!"
Wind: The only thing you're gonna earn is the chance to get a felony for animal cruelty.
"Got a new number! :) Text me for the number!"
Jared: Now I could make my usual joke "I like apples because apples are tasty" to syndicate that saying the same thing consecutively just sounds stupid, but I honestly have a feeling this person doesn't have the slightest idea how phones work.
"Saw sum litle 12year old membaca in the| perpustakaan today,, ... lol, dum bitch, why read when theres partyss to go to?"
Wind: I cinta how anda can't even spell parties, which happens to be the ONE thing anda seem to care about. And yet, this twelve tahun old, who probably has many living brain cells compared to you, is the stupid bitch.
"It's a good thing halloween didn't fall on the 13th this tahun cuz that would be really scary! :\"
Jared: A FUCKING PLUS FOR KNOWING YOUR HOLIDAY DATES! :D
Part 2: Memes
"Y U No?"
Jared: Y U No SHUT THE GODDAMN HELL UP!? Heck, anda make SCRAPPY-DOO SOUND PLAUSIBLE!
"Kim Kardashian Breaks the Internet"
Wind: The only thing that's breaking here is my sanity. Ever so slowly...
"One Does Not Simply"
Jared: One does not simply make anda SHUT YOUR FUCKING TRAP! My god, did Squidward teach anda NOTHING when he berkata "Shut your half-wit pieholes!"?
"Prepare Yourself"
Wind: Yeah, I've been TRYING to.
Part 3: Yahoo Questions
"How do I successfully become a Justin Beiber fan?"
Jared: Best answer? anda don't.
"What is the meaning of procrastination?"
Wind: I could tell you, but I don't feel like it. I'll tell anda later.....
"Can anda get pregnant from watching a Health-Class video?"
Jared's Response
"Why are deep fried ikan so ugly?"
Wind: Hey, they don't think too fondly of anda either.
Part 4: google Searches
"How To Get Away With Murder"
Jared: I think the better statement would be "How to get rid of you".
"Lack roti panggang and tolerate"
Wind: Never before have I wanted to kill myself lebih than I do right now.
"What would happen if I ate myself?"
Jared: World peace.
"Why can I feel my own heart?"
Wind: Did anda perform some sort of Mortal Kombat Kano chest excavating atau something?
Finale: Trends
"Reality Shows"
Jared: They were funny at first as we've seen with shows like Alf and Friends, but now everyone's just trying to sound raunchy oleh talking about sex. I recommend these people quit the reality TV shows and ACTUALLY LIVE in reality.
"Selfies"
Wind: Oh yes, because I'd cinta to see your face again for the two-billionth time facebook friend who I may atau may not forget about completely after high school.
"ALS Ice Bucket Challenge"
Jared: I know it's for a good cause, but couldn't they figure out some other fucking way to do this instead of pouring presumably freezing cold water all over our bodies? SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT IDEA TO ME.
11/10 PURE GENIUS! =D -IGN
"Feat."
Wind: Yesus Christ, if you're not gonna make a song on your own and still take all credit and awards without acknowledging that the other person helped anda with it, then at least spell "featuring" without shortening it.
"Twerking"
Jared: I like anda and your stupid song Sir Mixalot, but WHAT THE FUCK have anda started? o____O
"Dead People Jokes"
Wind: If I were God, I'd recreate the flood just for this one.
(End.)
Jared: Well, that was fun! :D Wouldn't anda agree Wind?
Wind: It felt like the devil drilled a hole in my skull and proceeded to have sex with it.
Jared: ...........Well, since we're done, anda can go halaman awal now!
Wind: Not really. I'm kinda homeless.
Wikipedia: I'll help anda get back! :D All I gotta do is push this button an-
Jared and Wind: NOOOOOOOO *EXPLOSION*
Jared: This reminds me of The Familiar Of Zero. XD All the explosions, anda know?
Wind: Just shut up and make me a new map before I slit your throat and serve it on a silver platter.
Jared: YES SIR! :\ (Well, at least Wikipedia didn't push the blue button, that would've been TERRIBLE. XD)
Wikipedia: Hey, I wonder what this button does! =)
*Pushes Button*
(Thanks so much for membaca me and Windwakerguy430's new artikel series! We worked so hard on it for so long, so we hope anda enjoyed it! Don't forget to click the "I'm a Fan!" button above if anda liked this!)
(We'll see anda guys in People These Days selanjutnya time whenever we rebuild my entire house. XD)
(Intro done by: Jared Potts/Deathding. Outro done by: Both Jared/Deathding and Windwakerguy430. Concept and creation by: Jared/Deathding. Special thanks to windwakerguy430 for collaborating with me.)
(Next episode will be uploaded oleh Windwakerguy430.)
~#30~
I have not played many Metroid games. I played two of the Prime games… And Other M, regrettably. But it is a pretty fun game to play. It’s far lebih mature than most of Nintendo’s other works and a very quiet game. And I think the silent protagonist of Nintendo’s usual main characters has never worked better than with Samus.
#30: Samus Aran from Metroid
Samus is a renowned bounty hunter in the galaxy who is usually tasked with hunting down the luar angkasa Pirates and their leader, Ridley, while also dealing with other disturbing things in the galaxy, like the genetically created monsters...
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I have not played many Metroid games. I played two of the Prime games… And Other M, regrettably. But it is a pretty fun game to play. It’s far lebih mature than most of Nintendo’s other works and a very quiet game. And I think the silent protagonist of Nintendo’s usual main characters has never worked better than with Samus.
#30: Samus Aran from Metroid
Samus is a renowned bounty hunter in the galaxy who is usually tasked with hunting down the luar angkasa Pirates and their leader, Ridley, while also dealing with other disturbing things in the galaxy, like the genetically created monsters...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Song: link
SeanTheHedgehog Presents
A bintang Wars fan Fiction
Starring Louis Bodine as John Smith
Sean Bodine as Morris Schaffer
Emma Watson as Mary in
Where Eagles Dare
An Imperial Landing Craft was flying through a planet covered in snow, 18 inches thick.
Also starring Keith Wickham as Colonel Turner and Simon Greenall as Admiral Roland
And Rob Rackstraw as Colonel Kramer
The Landing Craft continued to fly as it was getting towards some mountains.
Tom Kane as General Rosemeyer
Jesse Neighbour...
Yep, it’s that time again. The time when I look at video games and discuss with anda all the psychotic killers that come from them. Why? Because reasons. I swear, I should have just made a puncak, atas fifty, because I wouldn’t be surprised if there were fifty murderers in video games. Oh well. Here is another daftar of them. As always, only one killer per franchise and only from games that I have played. Also spoilers for Deadly Premonition, A serigala Among Us, L.A. Noire, and Ace Attorney: Justice For All. With all that said, let’s start the list.
#10: Naughty from Naughty Bear
Let’s just forget...
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#10: Naughty from Naughty Bear
Let’s just forget...
#90: Another
Now, when people think of good horror anime, they usually think of When They Cry, Elfen Lied, or, hell, even Death Note. And, while all those are amazing choices (As you’ll see later on), Another is an anime that seems to be overlooked… Why is that. I tried asking this pertanyaan with anime fans, and yet, even they don’t know why. It’s a shame, because Another is a great horror anime. The anime is about a boy named Koichi Sakakibara who goes to a new school in class 3-3, where he then meets a girl named Mei Misaki, who is ignored oleh the class. But then, students in the...
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Now, when people think of good horror anime, they usually think of When They Cry, Elfen Lied, or, hell, even Death Note. And, while all those are amazing choices (As you’ll see later on), Another is an anime that seems to be overlooked… Why is that. I tried asking this pertanyaan with anime fans, and yet, even they don’t know why. It’s a shame, because Another is a great horror anime. The anime is about a boy named Koichi Sakakibara who goes to a new school in class 3-3, where he then meets a girl named Mei Misaki, who is ignored oleh the class. But then, students in the...
