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................... What the fuck.............. Seriously......... What the fuck................... What is this abomination of a fanfic................ just what the fuck is this disaster..................... Well, one things for sure, it's known only as shrek is Love, shrek is Life.
Now, first off, Warning, this is not something anda want to see. Unless anda are okay with its awfulness, turn back now. Anyway, this fanfic is, THANKFULLY, short. But, there is so much a fanfic can do in just twenty seconds. Trust me, this fanfic does it. And it is horrible. Anyway, it starts with a nine-year-old....... Boy? Girl? The story didn't really make that clear. Doesn't really matter, because their both nine. Don't know what I'm talking about? Trust me, you, sadly, will in a moment. So, this kid loves Shrek. Well, yeah, the film were good, but this kid actually LOVES Shrek. Hell, he/she treats him like a goddamn religion. So, his/her father calls him/her a homo, because he/she likes shrek and hits him/her for it. Okay, I can understand its odd for a parent to see their child do this, but, anda shouldn't judge your own kids for it. But, thats the least of this stories problems. If any of anda want to turn back, nows the time.
Anyway, as the kid goes to bed, Shrek, a fictional character, let me remind you, comes to the kids room, and then, he puts the kid on his/her hands and knees. And, yes, it is going in that direction, shrek then rapes him/her. Though, if they are enjoying it, does it count as rape. Honestly, that doesn't matter. This story is saying that shrek is raping a nine-year-old kid. Yes, that is the story, and yes, it's bad. And after that garbage, the father walks in to see shrek raping his son/daughter and shrek says "It's all ogre now", pathetic joke there, and then, we get the godawful quote shrek is Love, shrek is Life. Yeah, tell that to the countless people who no doubt vomited as they read this garbage. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
King of Red Lions: Ah, here we are. Forest Haven
Link: If its a haven, then why is there a temple that is possibly filled with demonic hellspawns
King Red of Lions: ........................................... Anyway, just go and meet the Great Deku Tree
Link: Wait, didn't that guy die in the past games
King of Red Lions: Yeah, but were in a different game, so its okay
Link: Oh okay

Link: Okay, so where is this giant tree
Great Deku Tree: Oh, hello there, good sir
Link: Who are you
Great Deku Tree: I am the Great Deku Tree....... obviously. I am the only pohon in the world with a face
Link: So, where is...
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Link: (Wakes up) Ow, sweet Yesus that sucked
???: Ah, good to see your awake
Link: Who berkata that? Are anda a ghost
???: No (Boat turns its head towards Link) It is I. The King of Red Lions. Your new sidekick
Link: AHHHHHH
King of Red Lions: Did I startle you
Link: Well yes
King of Red Lions: I guess its the fact that I can talk
Link: No
King of Red Lions: Well, it happens a lo- Wait, no?
Link: Yeah. I was startled that anda weren't annoying. I mean, most sidekicks are like this
Navi: hey LISTEN hey LISTEN
Link: atau this
Kebora Gebora: If anda are ever lost, look at your map. Now stay there while I tell you...
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Well, everyone, we finally reached the 200th article. Can anda believe it. Over 199 artikel and one whole tahun later, and we have done so much to do with this series. So, what can I do for anda guys to celebrate this 200th artikel and one tahun anniversary? Simple. I will review a movie. Yeah, crazy isn’t it. I have NEVER reviewed a movie before in this series, but, for anda guys, I am going to make the first movie review for anda guys. So, what film am I going to review for anda guys? Well, how about Where the Dead Go to Die… Oooohh…. shit. So, before I review this movie, I need to tell you...
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Everybody: *On their phones*

Jared: Uh, don't anda guys want to talk atau something?

Joshua: NO. PHONES ARE EVERYTHING JARED. >:)

Jared: Ok then.... o____O

Jared: Then, uh, anybody want to go outside? Play some Baseball? Anything that isn't related to pho-

Everyone: NO!

Jared: Alright then. Today is going to be FUN. -_____-

*A little while later*

Joshua: Oh no, my phones almost out of battery. Better charge it up! :D

Madison: Funny, I was going to say the same thing....

Mike: I do NOT like where this is going..... o_____O

*Everyone's phone dies out*

Mike: So Jared, how many power outlets do anda have...
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Patrick's ghost will rape Spongebob.
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Hello, everyone, and today on Jojo-nuary, we are going to be taking a look at all of the villains of the Jojo universe. A hero is only as good as the villain that goes against them, and Jojo always manages to have good villains… most of the time. Jojo always manages to have very unique villains, all of them doing something lebih than just take over the world……. Well, most of the time…. Some of the time…. At least three times. The point is, the way they try to achieve their goals makes them all very unique. So, to better tampil my cinta for the villains of the series, how about I show...
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Two of the most well known horror writers ever, H.P. Lovecraft and Edgar Allan Poe, have created some of the most twisted and most macabre horror stories that we all know and cinta like Call of Cthulhu, The Black Cat, Shadows Over Innsmouth, The Tell-Tale Heart, Mountains of Madness, and the Fall of the House of Usher. They both have made very influential work, yet what makes them so interesting is how different they are. So, what is it about these two that make them so different. Well, that’s what I wish to talk about with anda today.



We’ll start with Edgar Allan Poe. Poe was a writer...
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