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Okay, everyone stop right where anda are. Unless your brave enough, atau foolish enough, to hear of the most disgusting memes on the internet, then this is not for you. If anda don't like hearing about elderly porn, STDs, atau reversed bestiality, then leave right now. Trust me, I will tell anda all the worst memes of all time. So... here we go

lemon Party - Now this is no party that not even Pinkie Pie would like. Trust me, its gross. Now, a lemon Party is a porn video where three men above the age of 70 have oral sex in a room on camera. Yes, it is old man sex, and this is only the first of the seven

Shake the beruang - Now, this meme is about where a couple made a video of them killing a beruang very violently. Odd how these people could kill a goddamn beruang so easily. And worse, they then took off all their clothes and had sex on puncak, atas of the bear. Am I the only one that counts this as necrophilia

Blue Waffle - No, this is not a breakfast food painted blue. A blue waffle is a kind of genetal wart that is so badly infected that they actually turn blue. And worse is that they spread and grow lebih then the usual genetal warts

Finger Slam - Now, there is a sexual thing known as Finger Bang, involving a man placing his finger in a woman's uterus. Yeah, and trust me, that's not the worst part. A Finger Slam, however, is where a man sticks his finger in another mans anus and does what a Finger Bang is. And yes, this was filmed on the internet. My god, we still have three lebih to go

Goats.CEX - No goats. No anything involving cuddly animals. This is where a guy, who wanted to get back at some jerks. So, how does he do this. He spreads his rectum so goddamn wide, that it scares people. And for good goddamn reason

2 Girls 1 Cup - Oh, I know all anda internet veterans are squirming in your chair right now at the sight of this video. This is the most infamous meme. It is about two lesbian that vomit on each other and then eat shit out of a cup. And yes, this was made to be erotic. And anda all thought clopping was bad. Not even close to...... THIS

Mr. Hands - Oh my god, this has to be the worst of them all. anda want to know why...... Well, it is about a man, named Mr. Hands, who took all his clothes off and had a horse rape him in the ass........................................................ I have nothing. I'm goddamn speechless. And yes, this really happened. Someone actually did this and put it on the internet. And this guy ended up dying because the horse pierced his colon, killing him. Should I be glad atau sad. Hard to tell, really.

There it is, the worst memes the internet. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
Now, if anda know me, anda would know that my favorit game of all time is Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker. Just look at my name. It should be obvious. But, my detik favorit Zelda game is Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. What this game does better then Wind Waker is its sidequests. Yeah, sorry, Wind Waker, but not every game is perfect. anda kinda lack good sidequests. I guess nintendo used up all their ideas for Majora's Mask. So, I will tell anda all the puncak, atas Five best sidequests in Majora's Mask. First off, no sidequests that give anda items that are mandatory to beat the game. So, none of those...
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hey everyone. Remember my review of Half Life: Full Life Consequences and how it was so poorly written that it was funny. Well, there is another fanfic just like it. It is known as A Haunting Most Mario.
So, it starts with the guy buying the Mario game and an NES. Once he starts playing it, weird things start happen. However, it becomes very cliched, especially for those who have read cursed game creepypastas. But, sometimes, it gets really stupid. Such dumb kutipan are "Welcome to Hell World" atau "Deathworld, World 6-6-6". But, one of the dumbest is the well known quote "YOU CAN'T RUN FROM THE...
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windwakerguy430 - Hey, I'm Windwakerguy430, am joining me in my review is Button Mash. That's right, I'm actually reviewing something with someone else. And today, were reviewing Fable 3.
Now, I always loved Fable. I have played almost every game. But Fable 3 is such a terrible game. One of the worst things was the Sanctuary. I admit, it was unique. Sadly, unique isn't good, and so is the same with the Sanctuary. It gets real boring to have to pause, wait for it to load, go to a room, walk to the item, pick up the item, and leave. Good God it's boring

Button Mash - -Story-
Fuck the spoilers;...
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Well, after a long break, its good to be back with some new reviews. Now, sadly, we get to start of my 51st review with one of the dumbest things ever. Its called the api Challenge.
Wow. I mean wow. I thought it wasn't possible for people to get dumber. There's the Condom Challenge, where anda put a condom in your nose and pull it out your mouth and hope anda don't suffocate, then there's the Cinnamon Challenge where anda eat cinammon and try not to choke. But, people could get dumber. Here it is, the api challenge, where anda set yourself on api for no goddamn reason. What the hell, what is wrong with this world. Are people really this stupid that they actually set themselves on fire. Apperently they do. Its even been shown on the news, for gods sake.
Well, that's all I got. This is a stupid trend that makes me wonder why the help some people have the internet. But, hey' that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
I'm going to say something that will probably piss anda all off so much that anda may hate me for it, so anda should probably leave... Seriously, its bad... This is your last chance... Okay, but I warned you... I prefer Grand Theft Auto 4 over Grand Theft Auto 5... I feel everyone making hate komentar already.
Now, I don't hate GTA5, in fact, I think its one of the best games of this generation, but, compared to GTA4, it could be better. Now, lets see why I like GTA4. Well, I like this a little lebih due to its story. It was a little lebih (Okay, a lot more) serious then GTA5. This was mainly due...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog


Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Jazz Band: *Playing musik with a bass, and drums, and a piano*
People: *Walking into Chicago's Union Station*

July 20th, 1919

PRR Employees: *Cleaning passenger cars with soapy water*

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

The Broadway Limited

Based off of the 1941 movie of the same title.

Paul: *Walks towards a ticket booth* Hi, I'd like one ticket to Philadelphia on The Broadway Limited.
Salesman: Two dollars please.
Paul: *Gives the man two dollars*...
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So when anda hear the word RPG game (That’s two words, but screw it), most people would immediately follow that up with Final Fantasy. I really like the Final fantasi franchise, despite having only played a small, small category of a massive franchise. And I want to talk about one of my favorit from the franchise, a true classic from the good old PS2 days, before Kingdom Hearts took all the glory, Final fantasi X
Final fantasi X follows what any other Final fantasi game would follow, a teenager with a lot of emotional baggage. This one in particular being Tidus, atau whatever anda wanna...
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Let’s talk edgy for a second. When something gets remade to a lebih edgy thing, people usually hate it. Man of Steel was edgier Superman, and people hated it. Bomberman Act Zero was edgier Bomberman, and people hated it. DMC: Devil May Cry was edgier Devil May Cry, and it was still better than Devil May Cry 2, but people still hated it. But there is a case when edgier, atau in this case, darker, can be better. And that brings us to Twisted Metal: Black.
I never found joy in the older Twisted Metal games. Granted, I only played 1 and 4, and thought they weren’t too fun. But when I got...
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So, playing jalan, street Fighter II in the arcades, sickest thing in the world. Tossing in quarters and beating everyone else who thought they were hot shit in jalan, street Fighter was the most fun. But I always wanted lebih from jalan, street Fighter II. And jalan, street Fighter III: Third Strike feels better, but I have sadly not played enough of that game to have it on the list. But, I do have something just as good as Third Strike? Is it better, I dunno, but damn, is it good.
My older brother, when he was tired of his 360 and passed it down to me, didn’t tell me that inside of it was a digital download of...
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Wow, what a heel turn, am I right? I made an artikel a few months back talking shit about David Cage and his games, and yet I start this whole event off with a David Cage game. But before I shoot myself in the balls, let’s talk about this. It has been five years since I first joined this website, and I am still going strong today. And so, to celebrate five years of being here, I want to make this series, giving a sort of review, atau lebih rather, a daftar of my puncak, atas 100 favorit games ever. Of all time. And we are starting with Detroit: Become Human… A David Cage game… All credibility...
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posted by windwakerguy430
Wind: (Sits on a plane, as he see’s people watching nothing but romantic comedies on the plane)


Wind: (Sits on a bus, as he hears people constantly looking around, playing Chokaman Move.


Wind: (Walks down the sidewalk, seeing the streets lined with protesters against Ronald Dump victory in the election)


Wind: (Walks onto the campus of Clearwater University) Oh boy, not even on campus yet, and I already feel like this place is gonna be just like Eastwood. At least I’ll feel right at home


College Administrator: You’ve got what it takes, kid. You’ve got talent, determination, and lots of guts....
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Song: link

Saten Twist: Who wants to take a look at my new chain saw?
Tim: *Points his gun at Saten Twist* Sir, put the chain saw down.
Saten Twist: What for?
Tim: anda killed four other ponies with it.
Orion: I can't go one menit without being interrupted.
Tim & Saten Twist: Sorry.
Tim: *Arrests Saten Twist*
Orion: Our final two shows for the night are...

On The Block - Rated TV-PG13
Gran Turismo - Rated TV-PG

Orion: Enjoy.

Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*...
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posted by windwakerguy430
Sonic: Huh… I wonder what this speed boost does (Steps on the boost and is launched down the street) Wow! I can go extra fast! Hmmm.
(1 jam Later)
Sonic: (Sets up an entire set of speed boosts) Alright, let’s go (Steps on the speed boosts and runs super fast, but soon ends up running too fast) (Sonic runs down the street)
Tails: Hey, So- (Sonic runs past him, tearing off Tails’s flesh and leaving his bones)
Sonic: (Runs down the street, destroying vehicles and buildings) (Sonic runs around the entire world multiple times in seconds, destroying cities and killing millions) (Sonic finally...
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For those of anda wondering what I think the greatest game of 2015 was, since everyone on the planet seems to be talking about it, I would have to say that the best game of that tahun had to be the groundbreaking masterpiece….. Alone in the Dark: Illumination. Oh, and Undertale was a great game to. So, since I obviously can’t review Illumination, we will just have to go with Undertale, as requested oleh Alinah_09. So, let us not waste anymore time (Then again, you’re membaca a review oleh me)
Undertale is a game created oleh Toby Fox, who also worked on….. Uh….. All I know is that he worked...
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posted by windwakerguy430
~Story~

In 2275, Earth has become known as the NightLight Planet, as Amethyst City’s thousands of neon signs makes the city extremely bright, making it almost as bright as the sun. This became a beacon for other races on other planets to find Earth and see it’s culture and people. This soon lead to the discovery of alien life on other planets, and it was soon revealed that aliens behave like humans do, with well paying jobs, a perfect economy, a justice system, and similar reproduction methods. However, like humans, some aliens were involved in gang violence, robbery, trafficking, and assassinations....
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Quite some time later.

Rick, Daryl and Oscar sneaked into Woodbury, but first they had to sneak past a guy in his own house.

Rick, in a rare moment of intelligence, had an idea saying "I have a quarter in my pocket.. Maybe if I throw it, he might go investigate the noise and we could sneak away.. Not even use violence".

"Good idea.. Quick Rick. Reach into your pocket" Daryl insisted.

Rick reached into his pocket, but forgotten his own idea as he berkata "I don't know where your going with this".

Rick pulled an out quarter out of his pocket.

"Hey! A quarter!" Rick cried happily.

"Quick Rick, Throw it...
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anda died…. What else do anda want. anda just died… Okay, fine. anda then met me, God, of course. Who else is going to narrate this story? Anyway, anda came to me and said, “Who are you”?
I said, “I am God”?
And anda said, “So… you’re Sonic.EXE”.
And I said, “... You’re a special kind of stupid”.
And anda just sat there like a moron. Anyway, I then said, “Well, anyway, I am the actual God, the creator of the world, and so on and so forth. And you’re dead. anda got in a bad car accident. Smashed your ribs, which mutilated anda from the inside. Real gross. Blood everywhere. The...
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posted by Canada24
Well.. That's all I got for the story. So.. Here's a BEST OF RICK:

RICK: (first time seeing zombie) My god.. SHE'S SO DRUNK!

RICK: (to Merle while chaining him to pipe) I'm saving you. From yourself.. Look here Merle. When anda been a "stripper" as long as I have anda know when anda met a bad egg.. And your a bad egg.

RICK: (sees the horse he was ridding get eaten and begins freaking out oleh akting like a gorilla).

RICK: The kid needs surgery on his leg.

RANDELL: But I'm fin-

RICK: (shoots Randell in the kneecap) See.. It's getting worse.

RICK: oleh Morgan, hope anda never try to kill me in the future.

FUTURE:...
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Detective Smith: The london Homicide series 1-5

Episode 1: The Blood Bandit


January 4th 12:32 PM london Train Station

The large train came to a halt at the railroad in the town. The weather was dark and cloudy, as it was mostly these days. Joseph, a young scholar onboard the train, exited it. He examined the station, and looked around. It was a very quiet and quite dull area. Not much seemed to happen, as people walked off and headed to for their destinations. Joseph let out a sigh and walked over to a man wearing a puncak, atas hat, with an odd looking moustache.
Joseph said, “Excuse me, sir, do you...
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Now, I cinta Red Dead Redemption. It has an amazing open world, lots of activities to do, and a large amount of colorful characters. However, there is one character shrouded in mystery. So mysterious that he is only known as the Stranger.
Now, with an odd character like the Stranger, there were many theories that came up of who he is. There are many theories, but the highest three are that the Stranger is Death, Satan, atau God. Now, here's what I think. He is not Death, because well, Death only wants to take people to the selanjutnya life, nothing else. So, the fact of him being Death is invalid.
But,...
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