Well, I did it. I finally did it. I can't believe I did it. Don't know why I did it, but I fucking did it. anda want to know what I did... I read My Immortal.. And it was an atrocity. It was the worst fanfic ever made, and the whole internet agrees.
Okay, so, before I mention how terrible My Immortal is, I should tell anda some about its background. My Immortal is a fanfic based of the book and film series, Harry Potter. I'm sure anda all heard of it. Anyway, some person made My Immortal in 2008, and it was dubbed the worst fanfic ever created. It was so bad that even Know Your Meme berkata so in there fanfic episode. That's what pretty much drove me to read it... AND IT SUCKED. So, lets see why this spawn of hell is so terrible. The first problem pretty much comes in the first damn sentence of the story. The problem is that none of the main characters from the buku atau film are the main characters here. No Harry, Hermione, atau Ron, just some acak vampire girl named Ebony. Anyway, she is a goth. Remember the word Goth. It's what's going to kill this entire fanfic, if not overkill it. Anyway, she's a goth and realizes that My Chemical Romance is going to be playing at the town near Hogwarts...... How the hell did they find out about this place. I thought that only witches and wizards could go to Hogwarts oleh going through a secret passage at the train station in London. How the hell did they find out. Anyway, we FINALLY get to see a character from the movie... A shame it had to be Draco. Yeah, anda know, that huge prick that anda always see in shows and film that pick on the protagonist. That's Draco for you, and he's a fucking douche. Anyway, it would turn out, that Draco is a goth too........ Not just yet. That did sting a little, for me I know, but that's not what killed the fanfic... Just crippled it...
Anyway, Draco and Ebony go to the konser in the worst smeared black lipstick I've ever heard in a fanfic, and they start becoming attracted to each other... For some reason, and they decide to go into the woods near Hodwarts... anda know, the woods that is filled with extremely dangerous mythical monsters and was forbidden for any student to go into. Oh, but that's not all. Once they are inside, they proceed to have... Sexual intercourse in the woods.......... WHAT!!! Oh, and, thankfully Dumbledore comes along and breaks it up... Sadly, anda know what his first line is in this fanfic. Take a good long guess... For all anda Harry Potter fans, evert your eyes, this will be too painful to read. Okay, here is what Dumbledore said... Hey, stop that, anda mother fuckers......... Why do I feel the sudden need to strangle the penulis right now.
Anyway, this is completely ignored for the rest of the fanfic, and so we get to FINALLY see the three characters from the first movie... Guess what... Hermione is a goth, though she's half vampire, Ron is a goth, though he is only mentioned in one chapter to actually just use him to waste time, and Harry, what do anda know, is a goth and he is... bisexual........ And no, the fanfic isn't killed, though it is on it's deathbed... Were real close now.
So, after that mess, Ebony... strips in her room, for some dumb reason... If the penulis was trying to use sex appeal, they do realize this is a page of words and no pictures, right... Anyway, while she strips, Professor Snape is out her window taking pictures of her. Yeah, another character ruined, big shock. So, how else could the writer wreck the characters........ oleh turning Dumbledore into a goth... And like that, the fanfic has been fucking killed, great job writer, I hope your fucking proud of yourself...I can't do it... I can't continue... The fanfic sucks so bad... Do anda really expect me to continue after saying that Dumbledore turned into a goth... No, I can't. I will say, that the rest of the fanfic sucks just like it does here.
For those of anda who are brave enough (Or foolish enough) To actually read this fanfic...... May God have mercy upon your soul... But, hay, that's only my Opinion. What's Your Take
Okay, so, before I mention how terrible My Immortal is, I should tell anda some about its background. My Immortal is a fanfic based of the book and film series, Harry Potter. I'm sure anda all heard of it. Anyway, some person made My Immortal in 2008, and it was dubbed the worst fanfic ever created. It was so bad that even Know Your Meme berkata so in there fanfic episode. That's what pretty much drove me to read it... AND IT SUCKED. So, lets see why this spawn of hell is so terrible. The first problem pretty much comes in the first damn sentence of the story. The problem is that none of the main characters from the buku atau film are the main characters here. No Harry, Hermione, atau Ron, just some acak vampire girl named Ebony. Anyway, she is a goth. Remember the word Goth. It's what's going to kill this entire fanfic, if not overkill it. Anyway, she's a goth and realizes that My Chemical Romance is going to be playing at the town near Hogwarts...... How the hell did they find out about this place. I thought that only witches and wizards could go to Hogwarts oleh going through a secret passage at the train station in London. How the hell did they find out. Anyway, we FINALLY get to see a character from the movie... A shame it had to be Draco. Yeah, anda know, that huge prick that anda always see in shows and film that pick on the protagonist. That's Draco for you, and he's a fucking douche. Anyway, it would turn out, that Draco is a goth too........ Not just yet. That did sting a little, for me I know, but that's not what killed the fanfic... Just crippled it...
Anyway, Draco and Ebony go to the konser in the worst smeared black lipstick I've ever heard in a fanfic, and they start becoming attracted to each other... For some reason, and they decide to go into the woods near Hodwarts... anda know, the woods that is filled with extremely dangerous mythical monsters and was forbidden for any student to go into. Oh, but that's not all. Once they are inside, they proceed to have... Sexual intercourse in the woods.......... WHAT!!! Oh, and, thankfully Dumbledore comes along and breaks it up... Sadly, anda know what his first line is in this fanfic. Take a good long guess... For all anda Harry Potter fans, evert your eyes, this will be too painful to read. Okay, here is what Dumbledore said... Hey, stop that, anda mother fuckers......... Why do I feel the sudden need to strangle the penulis right now.
Anyway, this is completely ignored for the rest of the fanfic, and so we get to FINALLY see the three characters from the first movie... Guess what... Hermione is a goth, though she's half vampire, Ron is a goth, though he is only mentioned in one chapter to actually just use him to waste time, and Harry, what do anda know, is a goth and he is... bisexual........ And no, the fanfic isn't killed, though it is on it's deathbed... Were real close now.
So, after that mess, Ebony... strips in her room, for some dumb reason... If the penulis was trying to use sex appeal, they do realize this is a page of words and no pictures, right... Anyway, while she strips, Professor Snape is out her window taking pictures of her. Yeah, another character ruined, big shock. So, how else could the writer wreck the characters........ oleh turning Dumbledore into a goth... And like that, the fanfic has been fucking killed, great job writer, I hope your fucking proud of yourself...I can't do it... I can't continue... The fanfic sucks so bad... Do anda really expect me to continue after saying that Dumbledore turned into a goth... No, I can't. I will say, that the rest of the fanfic sucks just like it does here.
For those of anda who are brave enough (Or foolish enough) To actually read this fanfic...... May God have mercy upon your soul... But, hay, that's only my Opinion. What's Your Take