Ye know... it kind of tastes like chicken...or is that rotten maggoty flesh of the underbelly of a rotting deer carcass, well either way that’s such a wonderful way to start out a good ROASTIN, but wait one second I’m not done yet this "coyote" d00d is one hell of a character I must get this out of the way I happen to know him “personally” and he seems to love falling asleep in the most awkward positions if I may go into detail without being ……. Ye know what? The more detail the better eh!!! That’s what I always say at least, well back to what I was saying he seems to love to fall asleep in either his P.O.S. computer chair that I am amazed to see he has never fallen out of . If not in his crappy chair (F.Y.I.) “FIXED” himself) lmfao , he is asleep on the couch but never in his own damned bed….. YET occasionally MAY I GET A DRUMROLL PLEASE the moment you have all been waiting for when he does happen to sleep in his bed he has this magnetic groin that happens to be very strong towards his hand! YES there you have it folks the coyote love to hold himself while he sleeps. Maybe he’s just worried that, that the damn road runner is going to peck it off while he gets himself some winks who knows!!! But I would certainly love to see this roast continue