Ok, I wanna know what is up with Jayfeather and sticks? The cat is obsessed! He first finds Rock’s stick, and gets mad at anyone who tries to touch it. Then breaks it, makes a memorial stick, freaks out when Bramblestar uses it to rescue Briarlight. Then he gets mad at the apprentices who try to get the stick, and when they find the stick, caresses it like a mate. Jayfeather, please don’t copy rock for your memorial. Honestly, RiverClan’ memorial is the best memorial!
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Pls don’t ask
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Sweetie-What was dat for?
Dina-Shhh, I is hearing something.
Hazelstripe-I is Hazelstripe!
Sweetie-Hazel what da?
Dina-Shhh, let da sexy one speak.
Hazelstripe-I have come to take anda to RiverClan.
Sweetie-YAY!!! Wait, what's RiverClan?
Hazelstripe-It is my Clan. Well, da sexy Spiderleg thinks uderwise. anda is Sweetcloud, and anda is... Er... Um...
Dina-Brightnose?
Sweetcloud-Wow!
Hazelstripe-Now, Sweetcloud, come to meet da sexy Thornclaw.
Brightnose-What about me???
Dragon-I wuv you!!!!!!!!!!
Brightnose-Okay. (Sighs) I hate dragons. I'll have to dump him and find a sexy CAT instead.
To be continued...