Lionheart: Hello, and welcome to the Safety video for the Reckless Apprentice. In this mini movie we will demonstrate safety tips to avoid injuries.
Graypaw: Is there going to be popcorn?
Lionheart: No, anda can choke on the kernals and die.
Ravenpaw: Since when has that been a rule? We can't choke on popcorn!
Lionheart: Oh just forget it! Now to continue our production I will ask Graypaw, Ravenpaw, and Firepaw pertanyaan about safety. Now Graypaw is first.
Graypaw: Bring it on! (Graypaw starts bouncing around in circles)
Lionheart: Here is the first scenario. anda are hot and anda want to jump in the river for a swim. Is this aman, brankas atau not safe?
Graypaw: Safe!
Lionheart: Very good! WAit a minute! That's not safe!
(Firepaw and Ravenpaw were very jealous that Graypaw answered this so easily)
Firepaw: anda just had to say that!
Ravenpaw: Yeah.We should dunk anda in the toilet!
Graypaw: If anda can catch me! (Takes off into the woods with Firepaw and Ravenpaw in pursuit)
Lionheart: Wait! Come back! We aren't done with the production! anda mouse-brains! Cut! Cut!
(Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep)

Lionheart: We are now back to the video that was NOT SUPPOSE TO BE INTERRUPTED! Ravenpaw, was it really aman, brankas to shoot paintballs like that?
Ravenpaw: Is this a trick question?
Lionheart: Firepaw, anda are not suppose to carry weapons! That T.V. remote could have really hurt someone.
(laughing) Graypaw: anda are right. It could really poison my mind...
Lionheart: We are almost done. If anda all answer this pertanyaan correctly anda will be released back into your environment.
(Apprentices just notice the handcuffs on them.)
Firepaw: Hey! I should have anda barf up Molten Crater api Slugs!
(grooming paw smartly) Graypaw: How are anda going to do that?
Firepaw: Duh! With my new magic kit. I ordered it off T.V. ABRAC-
Lionheart: Focus!
(They all stop their chatterboxing)
Lionheart: Here's the question. What is my middle name?
All the Apprentices: Safe! (They run away like runaway jailbirds to go play paintball)
Lionheart: Wait for me! I get the big gun this time!