total drama island Article: Things the TDI Campers Will Never Say

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posted by TDI_Angel

A hilarious daftar of things they will NEVER say... (NOAH FANGIRLS: Skip the first one for Noah, atau I'll have to go into the Witness Protection Program...)

Genre: Humor/Parody

Ezekiel: Eva, you're a PMS bitch.

Eva: I like, cinta life, like, a lot, like ya totally!

Noah: I'm straight. (or) Oooh, something shiney!

Justin: Looks don't matter. (or) I'm not sexy!

Katie: I'm ugly.

Sadie: I hate Katie!

Tyler: Sports? Eww, no.

Izzy: *monotone voice* Wonderful weather we are having.

Cody: I'm not a ladies man.

Beth: Damnit, get away from me, Justin!

Courtney: I WANNA ROCK!

Harold: I have no wiked skills.

Trent: Gwen sucks, 9 sucks, musik sucks.

Bridgette: Let's go HUNTIN'!

Lindsay: 1 plus 2 multiplied oleh the square root of 124 divided oleh 3 to the power of 3 equals 2. Any moron knows that!

DJ: Gimme yo' money, bitch.

Geoff: A party? Parties are for drunk drug-addicts.

LeShawna: Heather, let's like, be BFFFFL!

Duncan: hey Harold, anda wanna make out?

Heather: I cinta anda all!

Gwen: I'm super cool, super hot, I'm the girl anda like a lot, I'm super, super girl!

Owen: Has anyone seen my diet coke? (or) Justin isn't sexy.

Chris: I'll do my hair later. (or) That's too dangerous! I couldn't live with myself if the campers got hurt!

Chef Hatchett: What? Prison? Do I look like the kind of guy who's been to prison?
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What? .... Don't pretend Duncan's wasn't funny!

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Noah100 I think that Noah is straight. Also, Courtney might actually say that. You can't imagine her getting very competitive?

PeachE Ooohhhhh, something shiny XD

pancakehot hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahhahahahahahaha sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DemiDebby HAHAHAHAHA........HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA......HAHAHAHA

neonwalflower dude this was too much xD i looooooooooved it ! i showed my sis and she almost peed ehrself! haha and yes Noah is gay (hello NoCo baby!) and Djs was pricless and omg Gwens xD thank u for makign me laugh so hard xDD u get props my friend lol

TotalNoCoFan101 I literally just fell out of my chair laughing.:D

TotalNoCoFan101 I second HappyBunnyGirl's comment. like Courtney woulxd say that HAHAHA

TotalNoCoFan101 I think Courtney would say that. A better one 4 her is: I love u Gwen or winning isn't everything!!!! My top girl one would have 2 be Lindsey with Heather or Beth coming close second. Izzy's 1 waz funny though. My fav guy one would be: Geoff or Tyler. Also last thing if u did 1 4 Sierra it could be:CODy!ewwww like that's ever gonna happen. LOL XD

TotalNoCoFan101 Plus i can definatly not picture Eva, DJ or Duncan saying that either

mcurrie551 DUNCANS EWW!!!!!!! SOCIALY RETARDED AND LINZI THAT S WEIRDF

NoCoLover I LMAOed the most at Duncan's but all of them were soooo funny

flanery eva and geoff interaction using these phrases http://www.fanpop.com/fans/flanery/gallery/image/2100455/omg-geoffs-upset-apocolyps

tdigwens1fan hahahahahaha that was so funny

totaldramafan01 In the vortex world of Total Drama.... Everything is either wrong or super funny.

casacada1007 and what would seria and alejandro say?

TDI_Angel Okay, seriously: This is a list of things they WOULDN'T say. Duncan would never ask Harold to make out. I'm not saying that he's gay, if anything I'm saying that he's [i]not[/i] gay! And Sierra and Alejandro aren't on this list because I wrote this before they were characters.

TDIfanJai499 LOLLMAO XD My favorites are Eva,Duncan,Izzy,Lindsay,Gwen,and Chris.You did a good job thinking of something for DJ,he would NEVER EVER EVER say THAT! XD

TxGfan I like Trent's,DJ's,andDuncan's.Duncan is the funniest

pixicracker Duncan should have said: DETENTION NOOOOOOOO!

love891011 DUNCANS MADE ME LOL!!!

SuperGwen This was so funny!! I loved lindsays when she acted all smart! And duncans too! U ere right about noahs

SuperGwen Djs also had me laughing hysterically!! Katie could have said: Sadie? My friend? No! Shes fat! Dj also could have said: i never like bunnies

ARadomperson The Epicness of this epic win story is way to epicnessmatic to tell you all! In other words: THIS STORY IS AWESOME! (although I'm sure Noah's straight) Please write more of such epic win! XD

kitty190123 Wonderful weather? HA! LOL! ROTFL!

sturmelle15 Sierra: Basket weaving?What's that LMAO.I could so imagine Sierra saying that.

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My Review on Season 2 Episode 27

posted by icemily42

So..I'm doing a reviewing "Celebrity Manhunt's"From total drama action and I have to admit I do hate this episode but I don't think it's the worst episode atau the worst season of total drama.But,I'm getting off topic.So it starts out with a un heard theme song than those two keep talking how they can't wait very annoyingly.Than ANOTHER theme song.After that they talk about what's going to happen atau at lest their main plan about the day.And EASTER EGG ALEJANDRO'S ROBOT SUIT!But Now let's get to the main part of the episode they talk about what happened when we weren't looking.First they start...

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My puncak, atas 5 couples in total drama

posted by Gwenfan201

5. Heather and Alejandro
Omg,I cinta this couple so much!They are very alike and they are super funny and enjoyable!They also have build up and lots of it! It's not likely that this couple will stay together at the end but I so want them to.The main reason because they don't get along but it's done right unlike another couple *Cough* Duncan and Courtney*cough*.

4. Mal and Courtney
Yeah I already explained why I like this couple and there isn't much left to talk about unless anda haven't reed it soo..Yeah.I kinda of took everything taken care of in my puncak, atas 5 fan meriam couple soo..Yeah.

3. Dave and...

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puncak, atas 5 fan meriam Couples!

posted by Gwenfan201

5. Noah and Katie(Notie)
This couple is very odd if that's the word.But at the same time cute and lovable!And since it's a fan meriam couple I really can't say anything about these couples.

4.Chris and paycheck!(Chreck)
This is a funny couple isn't it!I mean they been through thick and thin HOOK UP ALREADY we all know anda cinta each other just get married!

3. Owen and Lindsay(Owsay)
Like Chreck these two been there for each other and also have just as much in common.The personalities of these two fit perfect together lebih perfect than Chreck and we know how much they fit together.

2. Mal and Courtney(Coal)...

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Villain atau hero game

posted by icemily42

The game work like this. If a total drama character did a bad deed they'll get a villain point atau points depending how bad it is. I'm not counting making fun of each other unless they gossip I won't count it. The heroes points are diberikan when they do a heroic deed I'm not counting thing saying nice to each other. here how the points thing works. I'm not counting Zoey in this challenge sense she's a post to be the perfect character in this tv tampil so i'm not counting her. now if anda get a enough heroic points if anda get 7 the villain points can disappear. And anda need 1 through 15 to be a hero....