total drama island Article: Things the TDI Campers Will Never Say

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posted by TDI_Angel

A hilarious daftar of things they will NEVER say... (NOAH FANGIRLS: Skip the first one for Noah, atau I'll have to go into the Witness Protection Program...)

Genre: Humor/Parody

Ezekiel: Eva, you're a PMS bitch.

Eva: I like, cinta life, like, a lot, like ya totally!

Noah: I'm straight. (or) Oooh, something shiney!

Justin: Looks don't matter. (or) I'm not sexy!

Katie: I'm ugly.

Sadie: I hate Katie!

Tyler: Sports? Eww, no.

Izzy: *monotone voice* Wonderful weather we are having.

Cody: I'm not a ladies man.

Beth: Damnit, get away from me, Justin!

Courtney: I WANNA ROCK!

Harold: I have no wiked skills.

Trent: Gwen sucks, 9 sucks, musik sucks.

Bridgette: Let's go HUNTIN'!

Lindsay: 1 plus 2 multiplied oleh the square root of 124 divided oleh 3 to the power of 3 equals 2. Any moron knows that!

DJ: Gimme yo' money, bitch.

Geoff: A party? Parties are for drunk drug-addicts.

LeShawna: Heather, let's like, be BFFFFL!

Duncan: hey Harold, anda wanna make out?

Heather: I cinta anda all!

Gwen: I'm super cool, super hot, I'm the girl anda like a lot, I'm super, super girl!

Owen: Has anyone seen my diet coke? (or) Justin isn't sexy.

Chris: I'll do my hair later. (or) That's too dangerous! I couldn't live with myself if the campers got hurt!

Chef Hatchett: What? Prison? Do I look like the kind of guy who's been to prison?
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What? .... Don't pretend Duncan's wasn't funny!

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Noah100 I think that Noah is straight. Also, Courtney might actually say that. You can't imagine her getting very competitive?

PeachE Ooohhhhh, something shiny XD

pancakehot hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahhahahahahahaha sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DemiDebby HAHAHAHAHA........HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA......HAHAHAHA

neonwalflower dude this was too much xD i looooooooooved it ! i showed my sis and she almost peed ehrself! haha and yes Noah is gay (hello NoCo baby!) and Djs was pricless and omg Gwens xD thank u for makign me laugh so hard xDD u get props my friend lol

TotalNoCoFan101 I literally just fell out of my chair laughing.:D

TotalNoCoFan101 I second HappyBunnyGirl's comment. like Courtney woulxd say that HAHAHA

TotalNoCoFan101 I think Courtney would say that. A better one 4 her is: I love u Gwen or winning isn't everything!!!! My top girl one would have 2 be Lindsey with Heather or Beth coming close second. Izzy's 1 waz funny though. My fav guy one would be: Geoff or Tyler. Also last thing if u did 1 4 Sierra it could be:CODy!ewwww like that's ever gonna happen. LOL XD

TotalNoCoFan101 Plus i can definatly not picture Eva, DJ or Duncan saying that either

mcurrie551 DUNCANS EWW!!!!!!! SOCIALY RETARDED AND LINZI THAT S WEIRDF

NoCoLover I LMAOed the most at Duncan's but all of them were soooo funny

flanery eva and geoff interaction using these phrases http://www.fanpop.com/fans/flanery/gallery/image/2100455/omg-geoffs-upset-apocolyps

tdigwens1fan hahahahahaha that was so funny

totaldramafan01 In the vortex world of Total Drama.... Everything is either wrong or super funny.

casacada1007 and what would seria and alejandro say?

TDI_Angel Okay, seriously: This is a list of things they WOULDN'T say. Duncan would never ask Harold to make out. I'm not saying that he's gay, if anything I'm saying that he's [i]not[/i] gay! And Sierra and Alejandro aren't on this list because I wrote this before they were characters.

TDIfanJai499 LOLLMAO XD My favorites are Eva,Duncan,Izzy,Lindsay,Gwen,and Chris.You did a good job thinking of something for DJ,he would NEVER EVER EVER say THAT! XD

TxGfan I like Trent's,DJ's,andDuncan's.Duncan is the funniest

pixicracker Duncan should have said: DETENTION NOOOOOOOO!

love891011 DUNCANS MADE ME LOL!!!

SuperGwen This was so funny!! I loved lindsays when she acted all smart! And duncans too! U ere right about noahs

SuperGwen Djs also had me laughing hysterically!! Katie could have said: Sadie? My friend? No! Shes fat! Dj also could have said: i never like bunnies

ARadomperson The Epicness of this epic win story is way to epicnessmatic to tell you all! In other words: THIS STORY IS AWESOME! (although I'm sure Noah's straight) Please write more of such epic win! XD

kitty190123 Wonderful weather? HA! LOL! ROTFL!

sturmelle15 Sierra: Basket weaving?What's that LMAO.I could so imagine Sierra saying that.