the hunger games Article: Haymitch Abernathy profil Page

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posted by pasdoll

*In case anda don't remember, Chaff is one of Haymitch's best friends and was one of the tributes in the 75th Hunger Games*

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Haymitch Abernathy profil Page

Name: Can't remember.

Age: Have no idea.

Home: Somewhere in North America.

Current location: In a dumpster.

Interested in: Drinking and sleeping.

In a relationship: Keep my options open.

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dinding dinding dinding dinding dinding dinding dinding dinding WALL

Effie Trinket: January 24th 18:09PM

'Keep your options open'? For what? It's not like someone will take a guy who's constantly drunk like you.

Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:11PM

Ah, Effie. Always knows how to make a guy suffer.

Chaff: January 24th 18:12PM

That's what women are best at.

- Haymitch Abernathy, Gale Hawthorne and Cato The Sexy Buffalo Like this.

Effie Trinket: January 24th 18:13PM

How can anda even write on the computer, Chaff? anda only have one arm.

Chaff: January 24th 18:16PM

One letter at a time, babe. One letter at a time.

Katniss Everdeen: January 24th 18:17PM

I bet anda were drunk while menulis your profile, Haymitch.

Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:19PM

anda know me so well.

Effie Trinket: January 24th 18:20PM

Oh please, I bet he's drunk right now.

Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:24PM

*Giggle* *Hiccup* Banana!

Effie Trinket: January 24th 18:25PM

Told you.

Cato The Sexy Buffalo: January 24th 18:26PM

What are anda doing in a dumpster?

Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:26PM

I'm baking a cake.

Cato The Sexy Buffalo: January 24th 18:26PM

?

Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:27PM

Yeah, this sentence doesn't have the same effect without the sarcastic tone.

Gale Hawthorne: January 24th 18:28PM

But there aren't any dumpsters in District Twelve.

Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:29PM

So how come I'm lying in a place filled with garbage?

Katniss Everdeen: January 24th 18:30PM

Ahh, Haymitch? That's your garden.

Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:33PM

*looks around* Oh. Right. Hey, I can see anda staring at me through your window! *Waving enthusiastically*

Katniss Everdeen: January 24th 18:34PM

Yeah… That's Peeta.

- Gale Hawthorne, Cato The Sexy Buffalo, Chaff and Effie Trinket Like this.

Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:35PM

Oh. He really needs to cut his hair. It's starting to get confusing.

- Gale Hawthorne and Cato The Sexy Buffalo Like this.

Effie Trinket: January 24th 18:37PM

anda should really stop drinking.

Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:39PM

And anda should really stop wearing those hideous clothes of yours. anda look like a circus freak on drugs.

- Katniss Everdeen, Gale Hawthorne, Chaff and Cato The Sexy Buffalo Like this.

Effie Trinket: January 24th 18:40PM

See how bad he treats me! I don't understand why people think it's a good idea to pair us up in fanfiction.

Chaff: January 24th 18:41PM

At least people write about you! I don't even think people know who I am! *sob sob*

Effie Trinket: January 24th 18:42PM

There there.

Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:44PM

Why is this monkey walking towards me?

Katniss Everdeen: January 24th 18:45PM

That's Greasy Sae.

Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:47PM

Oh. She really needs to shave.

Cato The Sexy Buffalo: January 24th 18:48PM

anda know, now I'm curious. I want to know what Greasy Sae looks like!

Gale Hawthorne: January 24th 18:48PM

No, anda don't. Believe me.

Katniss Everdeen: January 24th 18:49PM

Gale! That's really not nice of you!

Gale Hawthorne: January 24th 18:50PM

I'm just bad like that. *wink wink*

Katniss Everdeen: January 24th 18:52PM

*blink blink*

Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:55PM

... ejfoajf … afhoaifa … laihfah … HARRY POTTER! … jwopaod ...

kall_pal17, rosewinton3055 and 20 others like this

KateKicksAss Lol! That's awesome!

MewMewSecrets "*giggle* *hiccup* Banana!" was my favorite part. XD

Fawniex3 XDD Waving enthusiasticlly. hats always fun to do

ErnieHannah333 LOL! Cato's name is hilarious xD And I would totally say Haymitch's last post.. random letters and then HARRY POTTER! xD

flabaloobalah that explains dobby and the sock on peetas wall

Fruit_Cake HARRY POTTER! And I'm keeping my options open for crazy drunk dudes

prim17luvr101 god i love drunken Haymitch! <3 HARRY POTTER

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Amazing Hunger Games fan Arts!

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This Girl Is On api chapter 1 The Reaping

posted by fiestagirl12345

Jordan

Authors Note: so basically whats gonig on is. its alot diffrent from the actual hunger games. in this one Jordan is a only child. she doesnt just use bow and arrows. she uses throwing knifes spears. and she isnt afraid to hurt somebody. so thats all for now.

Jordan 's P.O.V

i woke up tiredly. seeing my mom sleeping like usual. i got freshened up brushed teeth. and got in my out-fit and hunting gear link. i walked out the door seeing our ugly cat. he hisses at me "hey i can still kill you". i walk out into the woods. getitng passed the fence. i caught 1 deer 6 birds. the belll rang to go to the...

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The Mellark Child chapter 2

posted by cartooncudly999

Ugh,I swear I made this chapter already. Well actually I know. Well anyway if It did upload I can't find it so let's make it again. I am skipping the part where they say good bye to their family and stuff. Just saying.
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Now I am on the train to the capital eating one of the best meals I've ever had. Then our mentor starting to speak up. She had blond hair that flowed down her back but anyway she berkata "Hi my name is Maddie atau Madison for long but anyway as anda know I'm your mentor and it is very nice to meat you". Then my fellow...

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The hunger games- the new evil- part 3

posted by xi_omega

Alpha walked into the prison the paylor was chained into "you think that sendin' two hunger game victors, a time traveler and my brother will stop me?" He asked, nealing down to her, smiling, she had no idea of what he ment, until she saw Katniss , Peata and two 19 tahun old boys being dragged in oleh two Alpha Shades, both wearing black armour "we found them outside this building trying to break in" he turned to one of the boys " hello Xi" the boy, Xi looked up at his older brother " hello, brother" he replied " I take it this was your doing, anda master time travel, impressive, let me guess,...

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EPIC "we are young" hunger games parody

posted by neongreen12

WE ARE YOUNG HUNGER GAMES

give me a detik i need to get my story straight
the carrers are below me, waiting to finish my jantung off
my pasangan waiting for me, just under the tree
my bows been taken oleh a b!%#@
waiting for my death
and i know i must save you
and this is the price
but between the spear and painful wail
the gore on your dirty hands
i know your trying to take it back
so if oleh the time
they raise their swords
and charge down the hill
ill save your a$$
tonight
i am her
i am the girl on fire
i burn brighter
than the sun
tonight
i am her
i am the girl on fire
i burn brighter
than the sun
now i know that
thats...

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Katniss Hunting

posted by peacebaby7

Note: Hi this is my first ff that isn't about the Penguins of Madagascar so I hope it's good. It's just something that I sort of thought up.

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(Katniss's POV)

I walked through the woods on the boundaries of District 12, bow and panah in hand. Spring was exploding everywhere...flowers sprouting through the dew-covered grass. Sunlight danced off the bright green leaves on tall trees and short stumpy bushes. I crept through the trees, carefully positioning my steps, trying not to crunch dead leaves atau break twigs that might scare away my prey....

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The 25th Hunger Games:Chapter 2

posted by psychmacgyver

I trudge up the stairs of our wooden cabin, and collapse into the arms if my bed. I am out like a light. The selanjutnya morning, I feel like I'll never be able to roll out of tempat tidur again. I sadly, eventually have to as I slide down onto the floor, and tumble down the stairs headfirst, blanket and all. I realize I have walked in on my family breakfast, as I slowly get up, and see their faces. As grim as can be. But why would they be like this? Did someone in our family pass away? These pertanyaan are immediately answered oleh my mother and father, as if they can read my mind.
"Uh, son, I know it's hard,...

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Ashes Ashes: Chapter 4::Yes, the api is Fake

posted by flabaloobalah

Sunlight makes me wince and turn away from the window. Things are okay, I guess. Sunlight makes me sad, though. It reminds me too much of lazy Sundays with him, up in trees, laughing and running through endless fields of wildflowers. Peeta. Me. Us. Together. Could it really have only been two days yang lalu we were dreaming of a future together?
Tonight is the Opening Ceremony where the tributes ride through the City lingkaran in the Capitol on chariots, shown off to the world. It makes me nervous, thinking about who he will face against selanjutnya week, the stars sent to slaughter disguised as entertainment....

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The 68th Annual Hunger Games- Introduction

posted by cuteypuffgirl

Hello, all! Today, I'm going to write the 68th Annual Hunger Games, which I originally diposting on FFN which got no reviews (*le sob*) Anyways, here's the short intro after which I shall post the District 1 Reaping (which I have written) and so on. Anyways, enjoy and please komentar if anda like it!

Introduction:

When the autumn leaves have lost their hue, when the snow has melted away, when the glittering sun has shone bright, illuminating the dreary atmosphere of the districts whose people shall be clothed in their best, it is that time of the year.

Yes, it is that time of the year. At last.

The...

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One Girl: Chapter One

posted by avrilsmylife

Hey, this is a fanfiction i wrote based on THG. It is set the tahun Johanna won so it about the 71st games xx Please tell me what anda think! Its my first story as well xx

Its reaping day! My name will be in the bowl 4 times. I have a chance of being picked. I live in districe 2 so most of us dont need to put our names in lebih times to feed our families, I have a chance of being picked!
Shut up! There are over 7000 different names in that bowl and evein if i got picked there is a good chance someone will volunteer foir me. Someone wants to represent our district with pride. The odds will be in...

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Hunger Games rant

posted by marvel-glimmer

Although Hunger Games is amazingly good, and I encourage everyone to watch/read it and like it, there are a lot of things that annoy me.
For example, it is only natural to ask if anda are on Team Peeta atau Gale, but now it is getting a bit annoying. One of the main reasons I like Hunger Games is that it is nothing like Twilight. Now, everyday people are asking what team are anda on? There shouldn't be teams! If anda like Peeta anda don't have to hate Gale. Katniss got Peeta in the end, but she still liked Gale. anda can like Peeta and Gale and all the other guys in Hunger Games.
Another thing that...

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49th Hunger Games : Chapter Two

posted by huddy_aimee

AN: I keep forgetting to write these damn things. Well, thanks to the two who rated and commented. I am so used to having lots of komentar on my fanfiction that this is a bit of a shock. But anyway, thank anda still.
Reviews that I do get are like drugs and any critique I get is MUCHLY appreciated! Sorry my chapters are so long. As I berkata in my first one, I haven't written fanfiction in a LONG time.
Read, review and RATE!!

Chapter 2

My name was pulled from the bowl. It had lain undisturbed for 3 years to now be chosen. As I stood on the steps of the Justice building, I looked around at the citizens...

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The Hunger Games: What the Tributes have to Say

posted by TheFan2000

District 1 (luxury items): Well, being in the games is a huge honor here in District 1!

District 2 (masonry): Are anda kidding me?! THE GAMES ARE HUGE FOR US!!!!! We always want to win, always known and feared for our bloodlust!

District 3 (electronics): *prior to bloodbath* okay, so the speed it'll take me to get into there and get the pisau and back out again is approximately a minute, compared to the speedier 20-second tributes, but what about getting out? And the probability...what did they say about that again? Oh, right, about 22% of tributes die in the first quarter in the bloodbath...then...

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Slip Sliding Away

posted by BeastsGirl

She couldn't believe that the hari was finally here. The smile on her face refused to be contained as she looked in the mirror; admiring the dress that flattered her in all the right places. Annie smiled back at her as she adjusted the veil. She was glad that she had asked Annie to be her Maid of Honour as she felt it was also a way of honouring Finnick. Her smile slipped slightly at the thought of the fallen Victor. However, it swiftly returned as she thought about Peeta, who almost became a fallen Victor himself. Those dark days, when Peeta's mind was the sole property of the Capitol, thanks...

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Wild Ones - Hunger Games Parody - Tribute

posted by asthesunsetss

Here's a parody I wrote! (:

-Brianna.

Hey I heard anda were a tribute
Oooh,
Peeta, I'll take anda home, I swear to you.
In the cave I'll ciuman you.
I wanna live through these games,
with you.
Hey I heard anda like me too
Oooh.

2 to 1 lets do it.
Hunger games, let's best not lose it.
Sick of waiting, let's just choose it.
Here with Katniss - She's the coolest.
I don't care, if the rest are right there.
Throw your arrows up in the air.
Aint no surprise she can climb so high,
touching the sky, hope ill be her guy.
Girl on api - boy with bread.
Commiting suicide instead.
Districts watching? we don't care.
throw them...

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Just Jackie (A Jackie Emerson artikel in Girls Life Magazine

posted by peppergirl30

Jackie Emerson on Cover of Girls Life Magazine

Jackie was in her dapur ready to bite into a lemon bar when she got word she landed the role of the clever District 5 tribute Foxface. ''I never ate that bar,'' she says, referring to the unsuing celebration.
Unlike her silent character, this game-loving (Scrabble tops her list, L.A.-based actress and singer has put her voice out there for the would to hear. akting since she was 6, Jackie has not only lent her talents to radio, TV and stage productions, but she has musik vids to her credit, too (check her out on YouTube). But it's this slick chick's resourcefulness that helped her win the...

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'Hunger Games' Sequel Recruits Writer Simon Beaufoy

posted by drunksheep

Back in November, Deadline reported that Lionsgate already had a short daftar of writers they wanted to pen the sequel to "The Hunger Games." According to the report, Simon Beaufoy, the writer behind the Academy Award-winning "Slumdog Millionaire" script, topped the list.

Now the Los Angeles Times is reporting that not only has Beaufoy signed on to write "Catching Fire," but that director Gary Ross will return as well. There had been no direct confirmation that Ross would return, and until "The Hunger Games" comes out, there probably won't be, but as things stand, Ross will likely direct.

Ross...