*In case anda don't remember, Chaff is one of Haymitch's best friends and was one of the tributes in the 75th Hunger Games*
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Haymitch Abernathy profil Page
Name: Can't remember.
Age: Have no idea.
Home: Somewhere in North America.
Current location: In a dumpster.
Interested in: Drinking and sleeping.
In a relationship: Keep my options open.
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Effie Trinket: January 24th 18:09PM
'Keep your options open'? For what? It's not like someone will take a guy who's constantly drunk like you.
Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:11PM
Ah, Effie. Always knows how to make a guy suffer.
Chaff: January 24th 18:12PM
That's what women are best at.
- Haymitch Abernathy, Gale Hawthorne and Cato The Sexy Buffalo Like this.
Effie Trinket: January 24th 18:13PM
How can anda even write on the computer, Chaff? anda only have one arm.
Chaff: January 24th 18:16PM
One letter at a time, babe. One letter at a time.
Katniss Everdeen: January 24th 18:17PM
I bet anda were drunk while menulis your profile, Haymitch.
Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:19PM
anda know me so well.
Effie Trinket: January 24th 18:20PM
Oh please, I bet he's drunk right now.
Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:24PM
*Giggle* *Hiccup* Banana!
Effie Trinket: January 24th 18:25PM
Told you.
Cato The Sexy Buffalo: January 24th 18:26PM
What are anda doing in a dumpster?
Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:26PM
I'm baking a cake.
Cato The Sexy Buffalo: January 24th 18:26PM
?
Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:27PM
Yeah, this sentence doesn't have the same effect without the sarcastic tone.
Gale Hawthorne: January 24th 18:28PM
But there aren't any dumpsters in District Twelve.
Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:29PM
So how come I'm lying in a place filled with garbage?
Katniss Everdeen: January 24th 18:30PM
Ahh, Haymitch? That's your garden.
Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:33PM
*looks around* Oh. Right. Hey, I can see anda staring at me through your window! *Waving enthusiastically*
Katniss Everdeen: January 24th 18:34PM
Yeah… That's Peeta.
- Gale Hawthorne, Cato The Sexy Buffalo, Chaff and Effie Trinket Like this.
Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:35PM
Oh. He really needs to cut his hair. It's starting to get confusing.
- Gale Hawthorne and Cato The Sexy Buffalo Like this.
Effie Trinket: January 24th 18:37PM
anda should really stop drinking.
Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:39PM
And anda should really stop wearing those hideous clothes of yours. anda look like a circus freak on drugs.
- Katniss Everdeen, Gale Hawthorne, Chaff and Cato The Sexy Buffalo Like this.
Effie Trinket: January 24th 18:40PM
See how bad he treats me! I don't understand why people think it's a good idea to pair us up in fanfiction.
Chaff: January 24th 18:41PM
At least people write about you! I don't even think people know who I am! *sob sob*
Effie Trinket: January 24th 18:42PM
There there.
Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:44PM
Why is this monkey walking towards me?
Katniss Everdeen: January 24th 18:45PM
That's Greasy Sae.
Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:47PM
Oh. She really needs to shave.
Cato The Sexy Buffalo: January 24th 18:48PM
anda know, now I'm curious. I want to know what Greasy Sae looks like!
Gale Hawthorne: January 24th 18:48PM
No, anda don't. Believe me.
Katniss Everdeen: January 24th 18:49PM
Gale! That's really not nice of you!
Gale Hawthorne: January 24th 18:50PM
I'm just bad like that. *wink wink*
Katniss Everdeen: January 24th 18:52PM
*blink blink*
Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:55PM
... ejfoajf … afhoaifa … laihfah … HARRY POTTER! … jwopaod ...
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Haymitch Abernathy profil Page
Name: Can't remember.
Age: Have no idea.
Home: Somewhere in North America.
Current location: In a dumpster.
Interested in: Drinking and sleeping.
In a relationship: Keep my options open.
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Effie Trinket: January 24th 18:09PM
'Keep your options open'? For what? It's not like someone will take a guy who's constantly drunk like you.
Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:11PM
Ah, Effie. Always knows how to make a guy suffer.
Chaff: January 24th 18:12PM
That's what women are best at.
- Haymitch Abernathy, Gale Hawthorne and Cato The Sexy Buffalo Like this.
Effie Trinket: January 24th 18:13PM
How can anda even write on the computer, Chaff? anda only have one arm.
Chaff: January 24th 18:16PM
One letter at a time, babe. One letter at a time.
Katniss Everdeen: January 24th 18:17PM
I bet anda were drunk while menulis your profile, Haymitch.
Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:19PM
anda know me so well.
Effie Trinket: January 24th 18:20PM
Oh please, I bet he's drunk right now.
Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:24PM
*Giggle* *Hiccup* Banana!
Effie Trinket: January 24th 18:25PM
Told you.
Cato The Sexy Buffalo: January 24th 18:26PM
What are anda doing in a dumpster?
Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:26PM
I'm baking a cake.
Cato The Sexy Buffalo: January 24th 18:26PM
?
Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:27PM
Yeah, this sentence doesn't have the same effect without the sarcastic tone.
Gale Hawthorne: January 24th 18:28PM
But there aren't any dumpsters in District Twelve.
Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:29PM
So how come I'm lying in a place filled with garbage?
Katniss Everdeen: January 24th 18:30PM
Ahh, Haymitch? That's your garden.
Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:33PM
*looks around* Oh. Right. Hey, I can see anda staring at me through your window! *Waving enthusiastically*
Katniss Everdeen: January 24th 18:34PM
Yeah… That's Peeta.
- Gale Hawthorne, Cato The Sexy Buffalo, Chaff and Effie Trinket Like this.
Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:35PM
Oh. He really needs to cut his hair. It's starting to get confusing.
- Gale Hawthorne and Cato The Sexy Buffalo Like this.
Effie Trinket: January 24th 18:37PM
anda should really stop drinking.
Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:39PM
And anda should really stop wearing those hideous clothes of yours. anda look like a circus freak on drugs.
- Katniss Everdeen, Gale Hawthorne, Chaff and Cato The Sexy Buffalo Like this.
Effie Trinket: January 24th 18:40PM
See how bad he treats me! I don't understand why people think it's a good idea to pair us up in fanfiction.
Chaff: January 24th 18:41PM
At least people write about you! I don't even think people know who I am! *sob sob*
Effie Trinket: January 24th 18:42PM
There there.
Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:44PM
Why is this monkey walking towards me?
Katniss Everdeen: January 24th 18:45PM
That's Greasy Sae.
Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:47PM
Oh. She really needs to shave.
Cato The Sexy Buffalo: January 24th 18:48PM
anda know, now I'm curious. I want to know what Greasy Sae looks like!
Gale Hawthorne: January 24th 18:48PM
No, anda don't. Believe me.
Katniss Everdeen: January 24th 18:49PM
Gale! That's really not nice of you!
Gale Hawthorne: January 24th 18:50PM
I'm just bad like that. *wink wink*
Katniss Everdeen: January 24th 18:52PM
*blink blink*
Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:55PM
... ejfoajf … afhoaifa … laihfah … HARRY POTTER! … jwopaod ...
Look people! There is no "Team Peeta", atau "Team Gale". This book isn't a romance. It's about a distopia and what violence does to people. anda won't think your little teams are so cute when anda read Mockingjay. Gale kills Prim and Peeta goes insane and thinks Katniss is evil! It's a dark, emotional book!! Don't anda dare compare it to the stupid series where vampire "sparkle"! "Oh no! He's sparkling! Ahh!" lebih like, he's sparkling, let's never let him use glitter unsupervised again. NO ANGRY COMMENTS. Of course you're gonna ignore me and make them but I don't really care.
I was on mockingjay.net and saw picture of someone with the mockingjay book and it wasn't an advance copy.
apparently, it was being sold at Wal-Mart. i think this is Wal-mart's cheap strategy on getting a lot of money. They released the book 3 days ahead of schedule.
So annoyed that Wal-mart would do that and what ever anda do, please don't buy it, it would kill everything!!!
Can people check at there local Wal-mart to see if they already released the book and if they are, can anda please tell them to stop the sale of the book.
apparently, it was being sold at Wal-Mart. i think this is Wal-mart's cheap strategy on getting a lot of money. They released the book 3 days ahead of schedule.
So annoyed that Wal-mart would do that and what ever anda do, please don't buy it, it would kill everything!!!
Can people check at there local Wal-mart to see if they already released the book and if they are, can anda please tell them to stop the sale of the book.