Derp sonic, Derp sonic everywhere

This is my opinion, what I think, not you. These are my thoughts.
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This is my friend, Amazing-Wonderful-Awesome the Everything-Hog. He has the ability to control minds, he can make the world and universe blow up and be okay, he's invincible, he runs at 9,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,9999,999,999,999 miles an hour, he can kill someone oleh poking them, everyone is in cinta with him, and he can make someone blow up oleh looking at them.
But he has a problem.
He is recolored.
And he is a Gary-Stu.
He doesn't want to be like this! He is depressed, and he needs immediate help-He's...