Only if anda have started the "New Planet, New Life" series.
--------------------------------------------------Deer Diarrhea,
Twoday i meet 2 funneh lookin hejhogs.wun was bleu and teh uther was greeen. teh bleu wun rased zim.zim beet him. zim and sawneek got intwo u fite.sawneek jumpd on zim.zim jumped on sawneek's hed.then sawneek's head asploded.then we meet scorj. he had lether jaket wit pichures uf unuhcorns on it. he tampil us big fat guy hoo asploded.i also meet yeloe rubah, fox boy named tailses. we rased. i tooted two get ahed.i wun. i wached zim and sawneek fite with tailses. we ate popcarn. then we look at a big casle with lolipoop gardses! tailses is nise.
FEEN
--------------------------------------------------Deer Diarrhea,
Twoday i meet 2 funneh lookin hejhogs.wun was bleu and teh uther was greeen. teh bleu wun rased zim.zim beet him. zim and sawneek got intwo u fite.sawneek jumpd on zim.zim jumped on sawneek's hed.then sawneek's head asploded.then we meet scorj. he had lether jaket wit pichures uf unuhcorns on it. he tampil us big fat guy hoo asploded.i also meet yeloe rubah, fox boy named tailses. we rased. i tooted two get ahed.i wun. i wached zim and sawneek fite with tailses. we ate popcarn. then we look at a big casle with lolipoop gardses! tailses is nise.
FEEN
Midnight Stormcloud
Midnight:It's my birthday!Im finally 10!
Platinum:Can I come in?
Midnight:Sure!Come on in Platinum!
Platinum:Happy Birthday!
Midnight:Thanks!
Platinum:For your present It's something I couldnt wrap...
Midnight:Thats okay what is it?
Platinum:I found out the location of a Chaos Emerald!
Midnight:OMG!
Platinum:For your birthday,we are going to get the Chaos zamrud, emerald together!
Midnight:Awesome!Thank You!
Platinum:Im your bff.It's my job.
(Downstairs)
Midnight:Mom,Dad?
Midnight's Mom:What is it?
Midnight:Platinum is going to take me to get a Chaos Emerald!Can I go?
Midnight's Mom:I dont know?What do anda think hun?
Midnight's Dad:She can go I trust Platinum.
Midnight and Platinum:YAY!
Then Platinum and Midnight had set out on their adventure for the Chaos Emerald.
The End I HOPE anda LIKED IT!
PLEASE READ PART 2!
Platinum Silverburst
On September 3, Cynthia woke up seeing the beautiful hari outside when she walked out the door.
"Im gonna cinta this school year!!!" she told herself as she walked to school.
5 menit later of walking to school, Cynthia met up with her boyfriend Mars.
"Mars, are anda ok? anda look pale." Cynthia admitted putting her hand on Mars' forehead.
It was warm.
Mars shook his head and walked off, Cynthia almost cried watching him walk away.
Rouge the Bat had acme along and met up with Cynthia.
"Hows the hari gone?" Rouge asked in her sassy tone.
Cynthia shook her head and ran to the restroom to cry.
8 menit later after crying, Cynthia headed to class, math.
"This is going to be a hrrible year." Cynthia answered herself.
"Im gonna cinta this school year!!!" she told herself as she walked to school.
5 menit later of walking to school, Cynthia met up with her boyfriend Mars.
"Mars, are anda ok? anda look pale." Cynthia admitted putting her hand on Mars' forehead.
It was warm.
Mars shook his head and walked off, Cynthia almost cried watching him walk away.
Rouge the Bat had acme along and met up with Cynthia.
"Hows the hari gone?" Rouge asked in her sassy tone.
Cynthia shook her head and ran to the restroom to cry.
8 menit later after crying, Cynthia headed to class, math.
"This is going to be a hrrible year." Cynthia answered herself.
clarece: today we are going to cook...bourbon chicken sandwitch well lets get started IN medium skillet over medium heat melt persik preseves...
suddunly a robot crashes in and take the crystal off her neck
eggman: hahahaha! now i can rule the world
clarece: u_u eggman! give back the crystal now atau i will kick the shit out of you!
eggman: hahahaha! foolish girl why would i do that
clarece: because... I AM THER ONE TO SAVE THE WHOLE WORLD AND EVERYONE IN IT INCLUDEING U U FAT pantat, keledai menggerutu, jalang OF A BASTARD!
eggman: { blastes her with a lazer}
clarece: THATS IT U SON OF A BITCH!
{clarece beats the fuckim shit out of eggman}
clarece: well i took care of that menggerutu, jalang now we can continue after the camercail
part 2 coming soon
suddunly a robot crashes in and take the crystal off her neck
eggman: hahahaha! now i can rule the world
clarece: u_u eggman! give back the crystal now atau i will kick the shit out of you!
eggman: hahahaha! foolish girl why would i do that
clarece: because... I AM THER ONE TO SAVE THE WHOLE WORLD AND EVERYONE IN IT INCLUDEING U U FAT pantat, keledai menggerutu, jalang OF A BASTARD!
eggman: { blastes her with a lazer}
clarece: THATS IT U SON OF A BITCH!
{clarece beats the fuckim shit out of eggman}
clarece: well i took care of that menggerutu, jalang now we can continue after the camercail
part 2 coming soon
“Shane?”
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“SHANE, anda LITTLE FUCKER!?”
“Hnnn?” berkata HedgeBat turned to the now-infuriated HedgeBeast, putting his magazine down, “Whaddaya want, Mother?”
“You’re stoned.”
“So?”
“I’m bored.”
“Then do something…”
“Can I go drive a tank over something?”
oleh then, Shane had turned his attention back to his magazine, “Go for it.”
…
“YYEEEEEHHHAAAAWWW!”
Next morning…
“Mother?”
“Yeah?”
“…What happened to my car?”
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Uhh... Yeah. :| I'm not quite sure what this is, either.
Mother drives a tank over Shane's car... I dunno what else she destroyed. 8/
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“SHANE, anda LITTLE FUCKER!?”
“Hnnn?” berkata HedgeBat turned to the now-infuriated HedgeBeast, putting his magazine down, “Whaddaya want, Mother?”
“You’re stoned.”
“So?”
“I’m bored.”
“Then do something…”
“Can I go drive a tank over something?”
oleh then, Shane had turned his attention back to his magazine, “Go for it.”
…
“YYEEEEEHHHAAAAWWW!”
Next morning…
“Mother?”
“Yeah?”
“…What happened to my car?”
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Uhh... Yeah. :| I'm not quite sure what this is, either.
Mother drives a tank over Shane's car... I dunno what else she destroyed. 8/
