AU: Thank anda MephilesTheDark for the monkey-thing! And oleh the way, this is not really me...
It was the oddest little thing...
A pineapple... With monkey limbs and a little monkey head. The eyes freaked most people out, though. They didn't blink. They were red with yellow outlining, and they followed people.
If people even came close to it, it would chuck vomit at them...
I was stupid enough to sneak up on it and touch it.
It sat on its weird hinggap, bertengger made of a broken concrete stair, watching others walk by. It slowly cocked it's head to the side. Creepy thing...
I slowly tip-toed up to it from behind. It turned it's head 360° to look at me. It shot vomit like a heat-seeking misil, rudal from its throat-hole. The vomit landed on my face. I myself vomited, but on the freaky monkey-thing... Its mouth was still open. It stared at me with almost flaming eyes. One twitched.
I suddenly heard a beeping.
Beep, beep, beep, beep...
Oh crap.
BLOOOOOSHHHH!!
It was the oddest little thing...
A pineapple... With monkey limbs and a little monkey head. The eyes freaked most people out, though. They didn't blink. They were red with yellow outlining, and they followed people.
If people even came close to it, it would chuck vomit at them...
I was stupid enough to sneak up on it and touch it.
It sat on its weird hinggap, bertengger made of a broken concrete stair, watching others walk by. It slowly cocked it's head to the side. Creepy thing...
I slowly tip-toed up to it from behind. It turned it's head 360° to look at me. It shot vomit like a heat-seeking misil, rudal from its throat-hole. The vomit landed on my face. I myself vomited, but on the freaky monkey-thing... Its mouth was still open. It stared at me with almost flaming eyes. One twitched.
I suddenly heard a beeping.
Beep, beep, beep, beep...
Oh crap.
BLOOOOOSHHHH!!
