google Translate Sings: "Wrecking Ball" oleh Miley Cyrus (PARODY)

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The Cursed peluru, peluru, cartridge of Majora's Mask

posted by Holyshitwtf

It all started when a young man without much money he was diberikan a nintendo 64. The young man, who wanted to play but did not have the fat wallet, decided that a good option was to buy cartridges. And I was lucky because just the hari after anda give away the console, an old man opened a garasi sale in which, between furniture, lamps, utensils, carpentry and other unnecessary objects, calling his presence a small peluru, cartridge of Majora's Mask ( a game of the series The Legend of Zelda). As the old man who sold the game ... well, let's say that her appearance did not inspire much confidence to the...

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Strange Wedding Traditions

posted by Nein-Nein

Stomping the glass

What's the strangest thing you've seen at a wedding? A drunken best man? An unusual theme? A few seriously bad dancers? Such occurrences might be surprising , here are some strange wedding traditions .........

STOMPING THE GLASS :
Anyone who's been to a Jewish wedding has witnessed the groom stomping on a glass wrapped in a napkin atau cloth. In most cases, the groom breaks the glass after the rings are exchanged, stepping on it with his right foot. Then the guests yell "mazel tov!"

WEDDING NIGHT INTERRUPTION :
On a couple's wedding night, a large gathering of friends, family members and other wedding...

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Desktop Fun Prank

posted by australia-101

Desktop Fun Prank

This works best on someone without much computer knowledge. If anda know of someone who is constantly talking about how stupid their PC is, atau always seem to be lucky enough to get the newest virus before anyone else...this trick is for them.

You will need:

- Access to their computer
- Ability to take screenshots, change desktop wallpaper, and other basic computer skills

How this prank works:
You take a screenshot of someone's desktop (with atau without apps running atau photoshopping "enhancements"), than place that image as their desktop wallpaper. If anda are decent with using photoshop...

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Family guy kutipan

posted by tokidoki123

[Family Guy] S01E05 - A Hero Sits selanjutnya Door #178
Lois: Meg, you're a sweet, beautiful girl, he'll come around.
Meg: That's such a mom answer.
Lois: Well, have anda tried tampilkan him the goods? How's that for a mom answer?
Meg: Creepy.
Contributed oleh funnytvquotes.com

[Family Guy] S03E07 - Lethal Weapons #183
Peter: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like anda - very homosexually.
Contributed oleh funnytvquotes.com

[Family Guy] S03E10 - ikan Out Of Water #181
Auctioner: We'll open this auction with this pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagemire: Fifty...

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Chuck Norris Jokes

posted by Alma_

Chuck Norris Jokes

-Some people wear superman pajamas. superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

-Only Chuck Norris knows the true end of the movie Inception

-When Chuck Norris throws a boomarang it doesn't dare come back

-Do anda know how many push ups Chuck Norris has done? All of them

-Neil Armstrong never went to the moon for NASA, he was trying to run away from Chuck Norris

-Chuck Norris knows the letter after Z

-Chuck Norris was the alien who told the Egyptians how to invent the pyramid

-What's Chuck Norris' favorit Number?....................CHUCK NORRIS

-Superman wears Chuck Norris underpants.

-When Chuck Norris falls out of a perahu he dosn't get wet the water gets Chuck Norrised

-Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information he wants out of them.

-Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

-Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

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English Voice Actor Similarities Between hetalia and Soul Eater

posted by Me_Iz_Here

I got really bored last night and decided to look these up. So...yeah. Some small roles are included.

Italy and Kid 
Narrator and Liz
 Greece and Spirit
 Chibitalia and Yumi 
America and Justin 
England and Harvar
 France and Giriko 
Russia and the clowns 
HRE and Jack the Ripper
Austria and Dr.Stein
 Hungary and Medusa
 Liechtenstein and Patty
 Belarus and Tsubaki 
Lithuania and Ox
 Sweden and Mifune
 Sealand and Crona 
Rome and Eibon

......Yep. I'm most likely missing some, though.

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The tampil SpongeBob Squarepants linked to attention problems and learning.

posted by carsfan

The tampil SpongeBob linked to attention problems and learning

The tampil SpongeBob SquarePants is pointed oleh a study which indicates that the viewing for only nine menit of the tampil may cause short-term attention problems and learning in children four years.

Such problems have been observed in a study of 60 randomly selected children to watch SpongeBob atau Caillou, in which gambar change lebih slowly, atau to draw in nine minutes.

Immediately after this activity, children were tested for mental function. And those who watched SpongeBob scored lower than others.

Previous studies had already established...

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A Burger King Adventure (WARNING: RANDOMNESS MAY CAUSE BRAIN TO EXPLODE)

posted by katetekiku

"Hey guess what?" Lauren, my best friend, berkata as we sat in the computer room of my house, looking at Katy Perry musik videos. I looked over and answered, "What?". She pulled out a small card with a "BK" watermark on it.
"I got a $10 gift card to Burger King!" She exclaimed. "The jellybeans shall be praised!" I jumped up and immediately grabbed the keys of my car, a blue 2012 Ford mustang Shelby GT500.
"We need to go." I begged. Burger King was one of my all-time favorit fast food restaurants. I had to go!
"Take out atau dine-in?" Lauren asked, standing up. I thought for a second.
"Both!"...

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Meth Poem

posted by happyfreak

A friend of mine has another friend that is addicted to meth. She found this and gave it to her friend. She then gave me a copy because she berkata it was sad and cared enough to let me know what meth is and does.

This poem was written oleh a young Indiana girl who was in jail for drug charges, and was addicted to Meth. She wrote this while in jail. As anda will soon read, she fully grasped the horrors of the drug, as she tells in this simple, yet profound poem. She was released from jail, but, true to her story, the drug owned her. They found her dead not long after, with the needle still in her...

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Billionaire (Travie McCoy and Bruno Mars) Parody =D

posted by cute20k

***Lol this was probably a lot funnier to the drunk people who wrote it at three in the morning but.... here anda go xD

Or if you'd just rather check it out on youtube:
link

I wanna be a grizzly bear, so beary bad
Stealin' honey from bees just to make them mad
I wanna live in the forest with, Booboo and Yogi
So we can steal picnic baskets as three

Oh every time I close my eyes...
I see the back of my eyelids
And I bet anda didn't know this
I swear, the world is unprepared for when I'm a Grizzly bear

Yeah I would climb trees like bears do
And probably attack you, not an every day
Hike in the forest
I'd probably...

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Mamma Mia Luigi

posted by yoshifan1976

Doctor Mario was in his office when suddenly there was an urgent phone call. It was Daisy. "Mario, come quick. Luigi's very sick." "I'll be there right now, Daisy", Mario told her. Nurse persik was very concerned. "What's wrong, Mario?" "Luigi's sick", he answered with worry. "Go", persik told him kindly. "I can take care of things here." "Thanks, Peach". He gave her a ciuman and then rode over to Luigi and Daisy's house. bunga aster, daisy hugged Mario and led him upstairs. "Hey little brother", he smiled at Luigi. Luigi smiled back. He loves his big brother Mario. No one understood the brotherly bond between...

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If anda cinta your Darling "mom"..."why u owe to your mom"

posted by scarlet009

25 REASONS WHY I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL .

"If anda don't straighten up, I'm going to knock anda into the middle of selanjutnya week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.

" Because I berkata so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me lebih LOGIC .

"If anda fall out of that ayunan and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

"Make sure...

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MONAVIE... I SWARE IT IS NOT A WINE IT REALLY HELPS U N ITS HEALTHY!!!

posted by rolie1

MonaVie
Supports your body’s antioxidant and nutritional needs.

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MonaVie features a delicious blend of the Brazilian açai berry—one of nature’s puncak, atas superfoods—and 18 other body-beneficial fruits. This Balance-Variety-Moderation approach to nutrition delivers powerful antioxidants and phytonutrients to help fight free radicals and maintain your body’s secara keseluruhan, keseluruhan health.

Offers potent antioxidant protection against free radicals.
Features a wide array of nutrients for optimal health.
Delivers the antioxidant...

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Facts about food!

posted by patrisha727

A typical American eats 28 pigs in his/her lifetime.

Americans eat 20.7 pounds of permen per person annually. The Dutch eat three times as much.

Americans spend approximately $25 billion each tahun on beer.

Americans spent an estimated $267 billion dining out in 1993.

An etiquette writer of the 1840's advised, "Ladies may wipe their lips on the tablecloth, but not blow their noses on it."

Aunt Jemima pancake flour, invented in 1889, was the first ready-mix food to be sold commercially.

Caffeine: there are 100 to 150 milligrams of caffeine in an eight-ounce cup of brewed coffee, 10 milligrams...

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Road Kamelot song ( aka Lord Millenium's jantung

posted by canal

Happy Hauntings X)

*sings*
( Road)
The lord Millenium is in cari of you
Looking for the jantung now
Have anda heard the news
maybe anda mencuri it from him
i'll see if it is true
( General )
The lord Millenium is in cari of you
Looking for he jantung now
Have anda heard the news
I was not the one he sought
maybe it is you
( Lord Millenium )
Who is it that has my heart
i will find anda soon
*hums*

link

The song is from D. Grey Man some how none of anda know it as the only song i know oleh jantung from the series i thought it'd be wonderful to post the song ( with a link to the song of course ) and bring in a little part of it >;) and the picture.....was a huge labah-labah, laba-laba i took from Waverly Hills so goodbye.......and Happy hauntings Children!!!

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The Tale of King Ramses - creepypasta

posted by slenderman777

Courage the Cowardly Dog was a tampil on Cartoon Network when it actually had mostly good shows (It aired from 1999-2002). It was cancelled after 4 seasons but it's shown on Cartoon Network sporadically.

One episode in particular that scared a lot of us was King Ramses'' Curse. But does anyone really know King Ramses' backstory? Not really. That's where I come in. About 3 weeks ago, a friend of mine named Ted sent me a link to a website. It was the Cartoon Network website but there was something off about it.

It was darker than I had last remembered it, and oleh that I mean dark colors. It had been...

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DO IT!!! JUST DO IT!!!

posted by kicksomebut23

DO IT!!! JUST....DO IT!

Don't let others stop anda from your dreams. Don't ever give up reaching your dreams . Don't never EVER give up! JUST...DO IT!
Don't be afraid to climb higher than others In the mountain. Don't be afraid to be yourself. JUST...DO IT! Be yourself and stand up for what anda believe. Express yourself. Don't become a faker. Don't follow others and try to be like them because if anda do....you will be giving less respect and lose confidence. If anda Like Anime, buku , A Certain Artist, atau whatever....love it because its anda and your opinion. Don't make others change anda and stop...

Genesis Rodriguez

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Theres nothing stronger than cinta except a grenade launcher

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Santa Claus Is Coming To Town - Lyrics - natal artikel

posted by CheetahGirl5147

Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!

anda better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
I'm telling anda why
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town

He's making a list,
Checking it twice;
Gonna find out who's naughty atau nice.
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town

He sees anda when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad atau good
So be good for goodness sake

With little tin horns and little toy drums
Rooty toot toots and rummy tum tums
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town...