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Things to do that Freak Parents Out (WARNING: ATTEMPT AT YOUR OWN RISK!)

posted by wolfgrrl

1. AT DINNER: Look at your parent with crazy eyes, and whenever they say something, repeat the last word.

2. When they say, "What are anda doing?", say, "What are anda doing?" (emphasize the YOU)

3. IN THE LIVING ROOM: Tell your sibling to hide behind the dipan, sofa until anda give them the signal. Call your parent into the room. Start crying and say "Mom! Dad! (sibling's name) ran away! Call the police!" When they call the police, give your sibling the signal. Enjoy parents reactions. (WARNING: ATTEMPT THIS ONE AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!)

4. WHEN THEY MAKE SOMETHING GROSS FOR DINNER: Ask them which restaurant...

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puncak, atas 60 Ghetto Bible Names

posted by TDAPlayer158

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60. Matthias
59. Thaddeus
58. Asia
57. Ananias
56. Syria
55. Ephesus
54. Esau
53. Mt. Zion
52. An-ti-och
51. King Nebuchadnezzar
50. Macedonia
49. Jacob
48. Moses
47. Judah
46. Abraham
45. Kerith
44. Sapphira
43. Ahab
42. Rehoboam
41. Jeroboam
40. Baasha
39. Mahar-shalal-hash-baz
38. Maale-akrabbim
37. Isaiah
36. Je'ho'sha'phat
35. Ahaziah
34. queen Athaliah
33. Pastor Eric
32. Zechariah
31. Joel
30. Pastor Ian
29. Jeremiah
28. Brad
27. Abijah
26. Ahijah
25. Uzziah
24. Thessalonians
23. Jerusalem
22. Titus
21. Tabitha
20. Thaddeus
19. Pastor Kerry
18. Tirshatha
17. Dalmatia
16. Simon-Peter-Leaka-tepha-lika
15. Hezekiah
14. Barrabas
13. Tarpelites
12. Demetrius
11. Deuteronomy
10. Exodus
09. Leviticus
08. Ezekiel
07. Gethsemane
06. Mary
05. Gabriel
04. Matthew-Mark-Luke-Johnaliqua
03. Gettah Hepher
02. Kadesh Barnea
01. JESUS

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How Sexy Is Your Name?

posted by blaise_jez

I found this on the internet.
Add up all of the letters in your first
name using this:
A=100 N=450
B=14 O=80
C=9 P=2
D=28 Q=12
E=145 R=400
F=12 S=113
G=3 T=405
H=10 U=1
I=200 V=10
J=100 W=10
K=114 X=3
L=100 Y=210
M=25 Z=23

60 points and under= not sexy
From 61 to 300 points= not too sexy
From 301 to 599 points= pretty sexy!
From 600 to 1000 points= very sexy!
From 1000 to 1500 points= very, very sexy!
1501 points and over= very, very, very sexy!

Example
Carly {my name}
C A R l Y
9 + 100 + 400 + 100 + 210= 819 points
819 points = very sexy!

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20 Ways to Annoy a Public Bathroom Stallmate

posted by slytherin360

found this on the net:

20 Ways to Annoy Public Bathroom Stallmate

1. Stick your open palm under the stall dinding and ask your neighbor, “May I borrow a highlighter?”

2. Say, “Uh oh, I knew I shouldn’t have put my lips on that.”

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4. Say, "Damn, this water's cold!"

5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh sh*t, my glass eye!!"

6. Say, "Hmm, I've never seen that color before,. . ."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 detik and then drop a cantelope into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly....

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50 Ways to Annoy People at the Movies!

posted by wild-bby

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1. Throw jagung meletus, popcorn in the air and yell, “It’s snowing!”
2. Go, “Oooooh…” whenever anyone kisses.
3. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
4. During the previews, yell, “Can anda fast-forward it?”
5. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, “Watch out!”
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6. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
7. Tell the man selling jagung meletus, popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.
8. Yell out what is going to happen.
9. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get jagung meletus, popcorn yell, “I’m...

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Facts of the USA Did anda know......

posted by patrisha727

1.1 out of every 8 couples married in the U.S. last tahun met online?

2.New York City has 578 miles of waterfront?

3.In New York, at the puncak, atas of a pencakar langit it is possible for people to see snow falling while people on the ground see rain?

4.Passports issued oleh the US after January 1, 2007 have always-on radio frequency identification chips?

5.Shopping is the most populer domestic trip activity oleh American travelers?

6.There are almost two million women veterans in the US?

7.The average American woman weighs 140 pounds?

8.The average clothing size for women in America is size 14?

9.The longest street...

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Scary stuff! :O

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fantasi

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Nature

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Splash of Color

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lebih blonde jokes

posted by karpach_13

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
A: The blonde works in the dark!

Q: How can anda tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The joystick, tuas kendali is wet.

Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her lebih attractive?
A: Her ankles.

Q: What do anda say to a Blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."

Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.
A2: Are anda boys all in the same band?
A3: Do anda guys all play for the Green teluk, da? Packers?

Q: How do anda make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Q: What does a screen door and a blonde...

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Kitty pow wow:How to deal with a cheating boyfriend

posted by meow_girl

Hayley

WARNING:The following artikel contains,inappropriate materiel and foreign swearing.

*One hari at lunch*

Kara:Sigh.

Bell:What's the matter Kara?

Kara:Well a tahun ago,I found out my boyfriend was cheating on me with my so called best friend.Ungrateful bitch.

Johnathan:Well anda don't have to worry about that here,I doubt anybody here wants Max.

Everybody:What?

Johnathan:Keep playing dumb Max,keep playing dumb.

Mellisa:I hate you.

Bell:Kara,how about I come over to your place and we do uhh...Girl stuff.

James:Yeah,let's do girl stuff.

Kara:Shut up James anda creepy stalker.

James:W-What?

*Kara pushes James on...

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I cinta anda IN DIFFERENT LANGUAGES

posted by scarlet009

1. Afrikaan -- Ek is lief vir jou!

2. Albanian -- Te dua!

3 .Amharic -- Afekrishalehou!

4. Arabic -- Ohiboke( male to female )

Nohiboka ( female to male )

5. Armenian -- Yes kez si'rumem!

6. Basque -- Maite zaitut!

7. Bengali -- Ami tomake bahlobashi!

8. Bosnian -- Volim te!

9. Bulgarian -- Obicham te!

10. Catalan -- T'estimo!

11. Creole -- Mi aime jou!

12. Croatian -- Volim te!

13. Czech -- Miluji tev!

14. Danish --Jeg elsker dig!

15. Dutch -- Ik hou mobil van, van je!

16. English -- I cinta you!

17. Esperanto -- Mi amas vin!

18. Estonian -- Mina armastan sind!

19. Farsi -- Tora dost daram!

20. Filipino -- Iniibig kita!...

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First Two chapters of my Law & Order: Criminal Intent fanfic scrambled

posted by Jeffersonian

My partner, Robert Goren, and his leg is that he does that moment, because the selanjutnya thing I need a abandoned warehouse.
Eames, help me turn over the head and everything goes black.
My partner, Robert Goren, and slip into a warm water feels good, and begins to my house.
I blink twice before I get a better look at where have I just happen to my house.
I know, somebody hits me over the head He's got a shower.
I get lonely.
I get lonely.
I want to the crime scene.
The body of grey sweatpants, and over.
I need a tad bit too much.
I can't believe I just berkata that, I unlock the same apartment building...

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