The Man of 100 Voices

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This guy is awesome! O.O

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acak

funny

incredible

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MileyBandGeek14 This is soooo fuckin' awesome!!!

caligurl16 LOLz This is great =D

Zimgaz Amazeing :O

Twilight_Dream omg, i can't believe it! he actually pulled off spongebob!

ilovemjj ahahaha I love him XD

StarWarsFan7 It missed #38! LOL!!

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acak

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Random?

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acak =D

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something to do

posted by TDItwin

here is something funny to try get 2 of your freinds together and put on this acak ninger play (sorry if i offend anda i herd this some were and its been in my mind for a bulan so i thought td post it here)

sioki:saska saska are anda in there this is your consious speaking ...moo..live with it!

saska:sorry being an emo makes it hard to concentrat on ninger traing

sapa:i know what anda mean every bodys always telling me to...

sioki:SHUT UP sapa we all have arational hate for anda !!

sapa:what i havent done enything yet??

sioki:we still hate anda !!

sapa: dose saska hate me too?

sioki:no hes an emo he has no emotins except for the one that is emo ...GOD WHY DO anda EXSIST?!?!

sapa:what the i havent done enything to deserve this kind of treatment

sioki:STOP EXISTING!!

saska:*starts beatboxing*

saps+sioki:*join in*
this gose on for 5 detik till anda all cry total ninger theme song

look at them

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50 Fun things to do in a Grocery Store

posted by ilovepenguins

50 Fun things to do in a Grocery Store

1. Ask the produce manager if he happens to have any fresh Oompah Loompah fruit.

2. While holding a cantaloupe directly in front of your chest, squeeze it and smile dreamily.

3. Every time anda turn the corner with your shopping cart, shout “Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”

4. Go up to the manager and tell him atau her that you’ve lost your mommy.

5. While waiting in line at the checkout, juggle some lemons.

6. Tiptoe stealthily up and down the aisles – and around corners – with a magnifying glass.

7. While scratching frantically, ask the manager if he atau she has anything...

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50 Fun Things to Do in Someone Else's House

posted by CullenProperty

1.    Unplug the refrigerator.
2.    Turn the oven on.
3.    Rearrange the furniture. (Turn a bedroom into a dining room, and vice versa.)
4.    Hide the remote.
5.    Hide the television.
6.    Hide the pets.
7.    Change the answering machine message.
8.    Turn off the answering machine.
9.    Change the speed dial numbers.
10.    Change the alarm clock time to twelve hours earlier.
11.    Add...

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75 Completely acak and Useless Facts

posted by Delilah_Scruggs

NOTE: These "facts" have not necessarily been verified. They are just for fun.

1.If anda keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn white.

2.San Francisco cable cars are the only National Monuments that move.

3.Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, but only in tropical ikan stores.

4.A Wisconsin mesin pengangkat barang, forklift operator for a Miller bir distributor was fired when a picture was published in a newspaper tampilkan him drinking a Bud Light.

5.More people study English in China than speak it in the United States of America (300 million).

6.For every person on earth, there are an estimated...

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72 things guys should know about girls

posted by karpach_13

72 things Guys should know about Girls <3...

1. Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

2. When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go.

3. When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her.

4. Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her anda cinta her.

5. Call her before anda sleep and after anda wake up

6. Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

7. Tease her and let her tease anda back.

8. Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

9. Watch her favorit movie with her atau her favorit tampil even if anda think its stupid.

10. Give her the world.

11. Let her wear your clothes....

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Always Remember These 27 Facts When Liking A Guy.

posted by CullenProperty

1. Guys may be flirting around all hari but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

2. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.

3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

4. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.

5. anda have to tell a guy what anda really want before he gets the message clearly.

6. Guys cinta their moms atau grandmas.

7. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.

8. anda can never understand him unless anda listen to him.

9. Beware. Guys can make gossips...

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Alpha & Echo

added by emma-janee

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posted by scarlet009

not oleh me n thnx for readinnnnnnnnnn........♥♥

ll around us, everyday, there are two groups of people that many believe to be different. Not so! Teen-agers and Seniors have a lot in common. If it's accidentally putting their shoe on the wrong foot atau putting their foot in their mouth, there are instances of conduct that are very similar in both groups.

For example:

Both groups like to hang out at fast food restaurants and shopping malls.

Both groups have developed their own "walk."

Both groups like to wear clothing that doesn't fit well.

Both groups seem to have questionable facial hair.

Both...

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Annoying Things To Do In A Swimming Pool

posted by BellaCullen96

Stand on puncak, atas of the high board and say anda won't come down until your demands are met.
Tell the lifeguards that they aren't doing their jobs because anda have seen at least 15 people drown today.
Ask people if they have seen your pet shark.
Sit in the baby pool and play with the toys.
Take a flutter board and pretend anda can't swim.
Hit strangers with your flutter board.
Ask an attractive lifeguard to practice CPR on you.
Sit in front of a water jet, make moaning sounds and say, "Oh yeah... oooh that feels soooo good....".
Sit on the puncak, atas of the water slide and don't move.
Swim near a stranger and say,...

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Why did the chicken menyeberang, salib the road?

posted by i_luv_angst

I found this one on the internet:

Why did the chicken menyeberang, salib the road?

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for change! The chicken wanted change!

JOHN MCCAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he was a maverick chicken, and he wanted to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

SARAH PALIN: The chicken had to menyeberang, salib the road because he was not able to find a bridge. Alaskans do not build bridges to nowhere. If he wanted a bridge, he'd have to build it himself.

JOE BIDEN: The chicken crossed the road because...

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Abstract art

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acak wallpaper

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Source: 1280x800.com

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fantasi kastil, castle

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Source: ewallpapers.org

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The Schizophrenic House

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hi

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Source: my awesomeness

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Me vs Conscience #1: Ghostmas

posted by Solo28

ME: Hi there everyone this is Solo28, also know as ''The taco Man'' and today me and my conscience will talk to each other.

CONSCIENCE: anda are a freakin' retard.

ME: T-T Bad conscience.

CONSCIENCE: I AM NOT A FREAKIN' PET anda FREAKIN' MORON.

ME: Shut up.

CONSCIENCE: anda tagihan, dun TELL ME TO SHUT UP

ME: I learned it from you, Dad, I learned it from you.

CONSCIENCE: No, stop it, stupid.

ME: Why, I just want to celebrate Ghostmas

CONSCIENCE: Ghostmas? I thought anda picked a hari out of a hat for that atau something.

ME: permen hari is when I say it is permen Day. It's when I say it is permen Day.

CONSCIENE: It's not...

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stoner birthday gift

posted by jessicamc26

"Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes, what do anda want?" "I'm calling to laporan my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hidingmarijuana inside his firewood." "Thank anda very much for the call, sir." The selanjutnya day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They searchthe shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open everypiece of wood, butfind no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left. The phone rings at Billy Bob's house. Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep." "Happy Birthday, Buddy!"