All are by cair--paravel on tumblr.

What if they just all look stupid?

Then you are wrong fite me m8

I'll fite you, I got that rancher body do you even cattle wrangle bro??

This one and number 3 are my favorite

I really like 1 but I don't know how I'd feel about having the "clumps" of gold on my lips, lol. xP

^ Yeah, it looks beautiful, but I don't think drippy lipstick is something fun to have XD

I cow tip for fun on the weekends and then ride into the sunset on my combine.

I've actually done both those things. My family doesn't have a combine though because we're a ranch and not a farm, but my ex girlfriend had a farm. I do ride into the sunset on an old ranch truck pretty often, but I'm about to scrap that one and get a new one.

I feel like this is the most wearable and could look really really good with the right outfit.

In all seriousness, I'd love to ride a combine. I've been in one but I've never driven one.

I wouldn't wear any tbh hahah
But I picked this one if it can just have the colour on the upper lip for the whole thing. That could be kinda nice.
I'm just not much of a fan of unnatural lip colour :v

Imagine driving a pickup truck, but make it about a million times stiffer, and a million times slower. Some combines are easier to control than others, but my exes family had a really old one

That sounds like a fun time though lol. Id love to mow down some zombies in one of those lol.

I wouldn't recommend it, the bones and flesh both are likely to cause damage to the moving parts of the harvester blades and thresher. That's probably going to be $50000 to $75000 in repairs and cleaning.

Well there goes my zombie apocalypse survival plan. There's gotta be some kind of farm equipment zombie death machine.
Can I get insurance for that?

How did this conversation go from lipstick to zombies and combines?

The magic of Internet?

and 1.

Purple. Purple anything.

Hmm, no offense, but I find all of those lips a bit weird... but, this one is kinda... uh... tolerable? xD *hides*

It's all good lol, no need to hide. I have an odd taste in things in general lol.