When I went to see Toy Story 3 and Despicable Me, the previews were the same. And all the film that the previews were advertising looked terrible. Well, Tangled looks OK, and Megamind seems worth it, but Smurf and Kitty Galore look like an insult to my intelligence. Maybe I'm just taking these too seriously, but still. Previews are supposed to make their film look GOOD.
The trailer that really got to me was Alpha and Omega. If anda haven't seen it, look it up on Youtube. I know anda shouldn't judge a movie oleh it's, uh, trailer, but this seems like it's going to be freakin' horrible.
Wayyy to cliche. And predictable.
Just oleh watching the trailer, I can tell anda the whole storyline:
Guy serigala and girl serigala of different social rankings get stuck in situations that force them to work together, guy turns out to have unexpected skills the girl didn't know about, and after a misunderstanding atau two, they fall in love. Yawn.
And also, what's up with all the potty and sex jokes? The potty jokes are too immature to get the whole audience interested, and the sex jokes are so obvious that the kids will be questioning their parents afterwards. And the animasi looks detik class and outdated. And finally, why would they want to make a serigala look sexy in a kid's movie?
I cinta ranting! =D
The trailer that really got to me was Alpha and Omega. If anda haven't seen it, look it up on Youtube. I know anda shouldn't judge a movie oleh it's, uh, trailer, but this seems like it's going to be freakin' horrible.
Wayyy to cliche. And predictable.
Just oleh watching the trailer, I can tell anda the whole storyline:
Guy serigala and girl serigala of different social rankings get stuck in situations that force them to work together, guy turns out to have unexpected skills the girl didn't know about, and after a misunderstanding atau two, they fall in love. Yawn.
And also, what's up with all the potty and sex jokes? The potty jokes are too immature to get the whole audience interested, and the sex jokes are so obvious that the kids will be questioning their parents afterwards. And the animasi looks detik class and outdated. And finally, why would they want to make a serigala look sexy in a kid's movie?
I cinta ranting! =D
Never mind the haters. All they do is break anda down. Build yourself up and ignore them. Don't they look so small from up here?
When they make a nasty comment, pretend they aren't there. They'll never get to anda that way. When they kick and scream at other peoples hating komentar about them, don't they look silly?
When they ask why anda like what anda do, ask them why they like what they like. "How's it feel, huh?"
Hater will say many things, some the probably don't mean. But, if someone does hate, ask them, "Why? Why do anda do it? Do anda have nothing else to do with your life?" Just ignore them, they hate that. All the want is attention. And whatever anda do, don't give it to them.
-JC
When they make a nasty comment, pretend they aren't there. They'll never get to anda that way. When they kick and scream at other peoples hating komentar about them, don't they look silly?
When they ask why anda like what anda do, ask them why they like what they like. "How's it feel, huh?"
Hater will say many things, some the probably don't mean. But, if someone does hate, ask them, "Why? Why do anda do it? Do anda have nothing else to do with your life?" Just ignore them, they hate that. All the want is attention. And whatever anda do, don't give it to them.
-JC
The blode curdurling sound of a monkey killing a innersent pisang even the thought makes me scream.
i am the leader of a very special groupe H.B.S
that stands for help bananas society
every minite a pisang is being tortured but
there is someone helping that someone is me
bobby flobby hobbie jo thats my name but anda can call me bobby jo
i shall return with a lebih stories of the help bananas society
dum de de de dum dum dum de dum
BANANAS!
(thats the tune of are klub song)
pisang pisang domba are there friends
BANANAS
i am the leader of a very special groupe H.B.S
that stands for help bananas society
every minite a pisang is being tortured but
there is someone helping that someone is me
bobby flobby hobbie jo thats my name but anda can call me bobby jo
i shall return with a lebih stories of the help bananas society
dum de de de dum dum dum de dum
BANANAS!
(thats the tune of are klub song)
pisang pisang domba are there friends
BANANAS
one hari that ugly little rabbit waz walkin down the buunyy trail when suddenly a wich came out of now where she had the blackest skin peter asked wats ur name she replied with nastynes in her voice mrs white but of course that stupid bunny berkata hello there mrs white this made the wich angery so she took peter back to her cottege peter thought phh well were are just goin on our first tanggal ohh how wrong waz he then wich finaally got him halaman awal AND TREW HIM IN THE CLOSET AND SILLY BUNNY DECIDED TO GO halaman awal AND SO WHEN HE LEFT THE CLOSEST A SWARM OF BEES CHASED HIM INTO THE WICHES ROOM AND HE WOKE HER UP ANS SHE berkata WHAT WICH MADE BUNNY CRI SO THIS MADE THE WICH HUNGERY SO SHE berkata COM HERE PLZ AND WHEN SHE DID WELL LETS JUST SAY BYEBYE BYEBYE BYE BYE PETER COTTEN TAIL HELLO BUNNYZSOUP
THIS STORY IS TO STOP THE ABUSES OF BUNNYZ EVERYWHERE SO PLZ DONATE TO PLACES
YES I NO STUIPED I GOT BOREED
THIS STORY IS TO STOP THE ABUSES OF BUNNYZ EVERYWHERE SO PLZ DONATE TO PLACES
YES I NO STUIPED I GOT BOREED
I was like totally like walking like down the like, cotton permen road like 45 like detik yang lalu and I like saw a hot like dog and totally yelled, "Like anda like skinny little like pot head like monkey." And then I like totally like kicked a puppy. Then I like went halaman awal and like told my brother I like think he like is a like talking wierner with like talking wierner powers that like let him like mow the lawn.
That was like a like better like hari in the like life of a like polar bear.
~dinglebell14
P.S. ~ Don't anda wanna mix cotton permen and popscicles!
That was like a like better like hari in the like life of a like polar bear.
~dinglebell14
P.S. ~ Don't anda wanna mix cotton permen and popscicles!
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1. Chickens say jerk jerk.
2. Cows say moop moop meep.
3. Bunnies say chirp chirp.
4. Lobsters say clurp clurp clurp.
5. Chickens say burgack burgack.
6. naga say shlurp shlurp.
7. Snakes say slither tither slither tither.
8. Elephants say near near fear near.
9. Moose say poooo poooo low.
10. Bears say guro guro guro.
11. Alligators say pow pow bow pow.
12. ikan say blub blub blub.
13. unicorns say ashshnifafurfur.
14. Monkeys say quack quack quack brack.
15. Frogs say rebite rebite.
2. Cows say moop moop meep.
3. Bunnies say chirp chirp.
4. Lobsters say clurp clurp clurp.
5. Chickens say burgack burgack.
6. naga say shlurp shlurp.
7. Snakes say slither tither slither tither.
8. Elephants say near near fear near.
9. Moose say poooo poooo low.
10. Bears say guro guro guro.
11. Alligators say pow pow bow pow.
12. ikan say blub blub blub.
13. unicorns say ashshnifafurfur.
14. Monkeys say quack quack quack brack.
15. Frogs say rebite rebite.
A husband went to the doctor and tells the doctor
"I think my wife is going deaf"
-Doc-"Just to find out do this test on her
stand 50 feet away from her and ask her something if she doesn't respond pindah 10 feet closer and try the same thing as so forth"
So the husbad got halaman awal and found the wife preparing makan malam and asks her
"Honey, Whats for dinner" No reply
he moves 10 feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" No reply
so he moved 10 lebih feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" she balasa back and says
"For the third freaking time its chicken"
"I think my wife is going deaf"
-Doc-"Just to find out do this test on her
stand 50 feet away from her and ask her something if she doesn't respond pindah 10 feet closer and try the same thing as so forth"
So the husbad got halaman awal and found the wife preparing makan malam and asks her
"Honey, Whats for dinner" No reply
he moves 10 feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" No reply
so he moved 10 lebih feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" she balasa back and says
"For the third freaking time its chicken"