When I went to see Toy Story 3 and Despicable Me, the previews were the same. And all the film that the previews were advertising looked terrible. Well, Tangled looks OK, and Megamind seems worth it, but Smurf and Kitty Galore look like an insult to my intelligence. Maybe I'm just taking these too seriously, but still. Previews are supposed to make their film look GOOD.
The trailer that really got to me was Alpha and Omega. If anda haven't seen it, look it up on Youtube. I know anda shouldn't judge a movie oleh it's, uh, trailer, but this seems like it's going to be freakin' horrible.
Wayyy to cliche. And predictable.
Just oleh watching the trailer, I can tell anda the whole storyline:
Guy serigala and girl serigala of different social rankings get stuck in situations that force them to work together, guy turns out to have unexpected skills the girl didn't know about, and after a misunderstanding atau two, they fall in love. Yawn.
And also, what's up with all the potty and sex jokes? The potty jokes are too immature to get the whole audience interested, and the sex jokes are so obvious that the kids will be questioning their parents afterwards. And the animasi looks detik class and outdated. And finally, why would they want to make a serigala look sexy in a kid's movie?
I cinta ranting! =D
The trailer that really got to me was Alpha and Omega. If anda haven't seen it, look it up on Youtube. I know anda shouldn't judge a movie oleh it's, uh, trailer, but this seems like it's going to be freakin' horrible.
Wayyy to cliche. And predictable.
Just oleh watching the trailer, I can tell anda the whole storyline:
Guy serigala and girl serigala of different social rankings get stuck in situations that force them to work together, guy turns out to have unexpected skills the girl didn't know about, and after a misunderstanding atau two, they fall in love. Yawn.
And also, what's up with all the potty and sex jokes? The potty jokes are too immature to get the whole audience interested, and the sex jokes are so obvious that the kids will be questioning their parents afterwards. And the animasi looks detik class and outdated. And finally, why would they want to make a serigala look sexy in a kid's movie?
I cinta ranting! =D
A husband went to the doctor and tells the doctor
"I think my wife is going deaf"
-Doc-"Just to find out do this test on her
stand 50 feet away from her and ask her something if she doesn't respond pindah 10 feet closer and try the same thing as so forth"
So the husbad got halaman awal and found the wife preparing makan malam and asks her
"Honey, Whats for dinner" No reply
he moves 10 feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" No reply
so he moved 10 lebih feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" she balasa back and says
"For the third freaking time its chicken"
"I think my wife is going deaf"
-Doc-"Just to find out do this test on her
stand 50 feet away from her and ask her something if she doesn't respond pindah 10 feet closer and try the same thing as so forth"
So the husbad got halaman awal and found the wife preparing makan malam and asks her
"Honey, Whats for dinner" No reply
he moves 10 feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" No reply
so he moved 10 lebih feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" she balasa back and says
"For the third freaking time its chicken"
Washington Post Competition asked for a two line rhyme with the most romantic first line and least romantic detik line.
This is the (hands down!!) winner...
'My darling,my love,my beautiful life;
Marrying anda simply demolished my life.
I see your face when i'm dreaming;
That's why i always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and HOT;
This describes everything you're not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take the paper bag off your face.
I cinta your smile, your face, your eyes;
Damn,I'm good at telling lies!!!.'
This is the (hands down!!) winner...
'My darling,my love,my beautiful life;
Marrying anda simply demolished my life.
I see your face when i'm dreaming;
That's why i always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and HOT;
This describes everything you're not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take the paper bag off your face.
I cinta your smile, your face, your eyes;
Damn,I'm good at telling lies!!!.'
