the mad hatter

-Last night I lay in tempat tidur looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

-The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.


-The road to success is always under construction.

-When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

-If anda die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

-After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist berkata something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."

-Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone...

1.Guys HATE sluts.(unless they are one themselves)

2."Hey are u busey?" atau "Are anda doing something later?" are two phrases to help prevent awkward silences.

3.Guys may be flirting around all hari long but before they go to sleep they always think of the girls they truely care about.

4. Before guys call u they reherse what they are about to say so that way they dont sound like a total looser. (But 9 times out of 10 they get nervous when u pick up the phone and forget it all)

5. Guys go CRAZY over a girls smile.

6.Guys will do anything just to get attention from anda girls.

7.Guys hate it when u talk...

This is A TRUE STORY AND IF anda DON'T PASS THIS ON anda DON'T HAVE A SOUL!!!

My name is Chris,
I am three,
My eyes are swollen..
I cannot see.

I must be stupid,
I must be bad,
What else could have made,
My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better,
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy,
Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong,
I can't speak at all,
Or else I'm locked up,
All hari long.

When I'm awake,
I'm all alone,
The house is dark,
My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come home,
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get,
One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car,
My daddy is back,
From Charlie's bar

I hear...

puncak, atas 10: Cruel Things Women Do To Men

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I didn't write this & it's coming from a guys point of view.


10.They Don’t Pick Up The Phone

You convinced her to give anda her number and you’re feeling good about yourself. Your charm and good looks have obviously made an impression on her. Unfortunately, when anda try to call, she doesn’t pick up or, worse yet, she’s diberikan anda a fake number. Some women will give anda their numbers because it’s easier than trying to tell anda why she’s not interested. What’s more, in the age of caller ID, it’s easy for her to avoid your calls. At least...

Warning: This artikel contains disgusting facts that just as the judul states, anda may not want to know! With that being said, please read on with caution.

Next time anda lean in for a kiss, anda might want to think about this:

1. The nose drips into the back of the mouth and anda may get mucus mixed with saliva when kissing.

2. Fungus is constantly growing in the oral cavity.

3. The white blood cells from your partners mouth will attack yours when embracing in a kiss.

More acak Gross Facts:

1. One of the gasses in your farts is actually flammable. If anda attempt to light your gas on api it...

Reasons I cinta You:

1) The way anda stand oleh my side


2) The times anda make sure nothing will harm me


3) How anda always find a new way to "WoW" me


4) When I'm sad, anda take the pain away with a joke


5) How anda always look deep into my eyes


6) How anda can make my jantung melt with your soft lips


7) The way anda hold my hand so tight


8) The way anda never let my hands go


8) How anda always watch out for me


9) They way anda make sure I have everything I need


10) How anda always know what to say when I get mad at you


11) When anda buy me things out of the blue


12) How anda say the cutest...

Welcome to The Weakest Link.

Here is a very simple little test comprised of four pertanyaan to determine the level of your intellect. Your balasa must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating atau wasting time.

And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!

1: anda are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in detik place.
In which position are anda now?

Answer:

If anda answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. anda overtook the detik runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.

For the selanjutnya pertanyaan try not to be so dumb.

2 : If anda overtake the last...

Okay so here's Part 2 :)

21.
Name: Keir O'Donnell (Actor)
From: Paul Blart: Mall Cop
Character: Veck
Attraction: Just everything - he's very beautiful



22.
Name: Tom Chambers (Actor)
From: Waterloo Road
Character: Max Tyler
Attraction: His lovely eyes

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23.
Name: Jack dipan yg dpt dijadikan tempat tidur, davenport (Actor)
From: Pirates Of The Caribbean 1-3
Character: James Norrington
Attraction: His smile and actually just him in general - he's like a prince lol



24.
Name: Jonas Armstrong (Actor)
From: Robin Hood
Character: Robin Hood
Attraction: His cheeky smile and I like his accent too



25.
Name: Ed Westwick (Actor)
From:...

What's your personality type?

Picks/Polls
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(E) Extrovert
-Tend to focus on the outer world of people and the external environment
-Like variety and action
-Often impatient with long, slow jobs
-Are interested in the activities of their work and in how other people do it
-Often act quickly, sometimes without thinking
-Develop ideas oleh discussion
-Like to learn new task oleh talking it through with someone
-Need to experience the world in order to understand it and thus tend to like action

(I) Introverts
-Focus lebih on their own inner world,...

Hey, this is my piece for my drama exam, without the stage directions. I started menulis it out on here as a way of learning it, then I thought, why no post it? I may as well, it's going to do no harm. :D
So here it is, its rather depressing though. So if anda don't need to be depressed right now, then I suggest anda don't read it. :)




[Give me a break. You’re going to go back to your friends and either forget all about us atau tell a story about the hideous freak anda met tonight. anda don’t know me, if anda did, you’d never think we’d be friends. I don’t have friends - except my brother....

1.Stand at the counter and ask for everything that they give out free (including smiles)
2.Keep walking back and forth suspiciously and taking straws, 10 at a time
3.Put “out of order” signs on all their cashes
4.Change your mind whenever your total is diberikan to you
5.Take a chair and sit at the counter to eat
6.Only ask for ketchup. Do this at least 10 times.
7.Make an “important” phone call while you’re ordering. If they ask anda any pertanyaan tell them to be quiet.
8.Demand to get the smallest super-size meal they have
9.Throw ketchup packets at them from a distance. If they kick anda out...

So I talk about quite a few things on here, most of them with varying levels of popularity. So what better way to grab people’s attention then with good old 2000s nostalgia. So I wanna talk about Ed, Edd, n Eddy, a favoite tampil of mine from my childhoo- wait, Ed, Edd n Eddy came out in the 90s, fuck!



Ed, Edd n Eddy is one of the greatest kartun in, probably of all time. I know for a fact that it’s my favorit show. Where other famous shows tried and failed, Ed, Edd n Eddy succeeded. Spongebob is good, but it had some rough years. The Simpsons is alright, but it is in desperate need...

We hadn't always been here. But the neighborhood has. Even before it was a neighborhood on earth this one had been here. Here for those that would be lost on those cursed grounds, here for those who would die long before their real life ever truly began, here for those who never really wanted to grow up.

We come from different times and we come from different lives, but one thing remains true of all of us. We lived on the earthly realm of the neighborhood at some point in our lives and died long before our time was supposed to come. We don't remember much of our lives in the cul-de-sac since...

There is a website that offers its users the choice to experience the "ultimate horror." This website, called Blindmaiden.com, is supposedly a site dedicated to a doomed spirit that will enter the halaman awal of people who have viewed that site.

However, no matter how hard anda try, your browser won't allow anda to enter the site. anda see, to access this site, anda must wait until exactly 12:00 AM, making sure that the night in pertanyaan is a New Moon night. anda must be on your own in your halaman awal with all the lights turned off. Only when these conditions are met, will anda be granted access to the site.

As...

In my room there is a small door leading to where the air conditioning unit is housed, this door has no locking mechanisms what so ever so it wasn't uncommon when it opened up oleh itself when there was a draft, its impossible to close the door behind anda once anda get beyond it and enter the crawlspace type area it leads to. i have lived in this house for five years now and for the first 4 i never gave the door a detik thought,it wasn't until the fifth tahun that the door made me feel unsettled, a few months yang lalu i was halaman awal alone,i'm 17 and i live in the bonus room which is connected to the crawlspace....

I've been meaning to make this artikel for a while and now I've finally gotten to it. I've done my favorit couples daftar before but it was always with animated couples but now I'm not just limiting my daftar to animated couples. I'm going to include all fictional couples. Please komentar but keep in mind that this is all just my honest opinion.

10.Odette and Derek (The angsa, swan Princess)

With Odette and Derek, yes they don't get a long at first and fight over the years but there are subtle hints to them secretly liking each other. I mean,...

(Note: I will swear i might rage a bit but B-E-A-R with me get it? No okay...)

Story: anda are playing as a security guard to work the night shift from 12 AM-6 AM your goal try to survive the night with a certain amount of power without getting killed for 5 nights... atau 7 we will get to that in a menit and who is trying kill apparently "Kid Friendly" animtronics that we will also get to in a menit as well so that is the story pretty much.

Characters: The characters are anda of course. Troll: We all know that dumbass hur hur hur! Oh shut up!*clears throat* as I was saying there is the phone guy...