Guys got stuck in an elevator

"Naturally"


Did it seem
To disappoint you
Living alone?
oleh the banks
Of your dilemma
Out of control
No one seems
To give the answers
That anda wanna hear
What you'd give
To find a welcome here

Miles and miles of lies
Behind you
Those were the days
So many lives
You'd hope would guide you
Help anda find a way
Now it seems to your surprise
That they left anda lying here
What you'd give to dry
These pahit tears

Did it come naturally?
anda a million miles from home
When anda tried so carefully
To live a life
That's not your own
Always remember
That it wasn't that long ago
I stilled the oceans
I moved...

1. Dick Trickle

A NASCAR driver that sounds like he has symptoms of prostate problems. Yeah, this one definitely deserves the puncak, atas spot on the list.

2. Rusty Kuntz
If he were a girl, it would possibly be number one on the list; nobody would want to mess with her.

3. Grant Balfour
Grant means “to give” and ball four represents a walk in baseball. Not exactly the best name for this Oakland A’s pitcher.

4. Pete LaCock
The capitalization of this name just makes it even worse. He gets the double whammy on the first and last name

5. Guy Whimper
He is a 6’5’’, 300lbs. offensive tackle for the Jacksonville...

1.Stand selanjutnya to a bathroom, stroking a soap bottle while saying: "It's okay my darling, we will get out soon".

2.Sniff every type of cheese in the aisle.

3.When somebody walks oleh you, stare at them with
BIG eyes.

4.Squirt every type of perfume anda can find.

5.When in the bathroom,scream as loud as anda can.

6.Tickle yourself in front of the toilet scrubbers.

7.Hop like a frog around the store.

8.Get a glowing pen and act like anda are scanning the susu and say:"We shall see".

9.Act like a detective, trying to find the missing Whipped Cream Monster.

10.Put on a rok and do yoga in the middle of the store....

1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as anda walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at anda for saying that simply reply “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties”

5. Dress up like l (Death Note) and walk in with no shoes.

6. If your teacher asks “why aren’t...

Mittens.
They warm your hands, protect anda from the cold. They're not a bad thing.
But imagine if for your whole life anda wore heavy mittens. If anda dial a phone, try to use a remote control, atau try to play a board game, you're still wearing mittens. Practically everything is much lebih difficult.
Right there.
Practically everything is much lebih difficult.
Remember that.
Now imagine this.
You're in a room with the TV on full volume. The radio is blaring loud, screeching music. The lights are flickering on and off. Everything anda see is magnified, is a much bigger deal than it normally would...

1. Don't care about her feelings.
2. Don't allow her to go out without your permission.
3. Your friends, the game, and your video games are lebih important than her.
4. She needs to get anda food while anda sit and do whatever anda want.
5. Call her a "whore" and a "bitch".
6. Beat her when she's not obeying you.
7. Never reply to her texts. Remember, you're "busy".
8. memukul her pantat, keledai and grab her boobs.
9. Never tell her that anda cinta her.
10. She pays for dinner, not you.
11. Force her to have sex with you.
12. She's pregnant? Break up with her. pindah somewhere far, far away.
13. Never use a condom, even if...

Ashimoto ni kaze hikari ga matta nichijou ni dake tsumotta bun no kiseki ga
Miagereba kumo tooku e no kiro osanai hi no jibun yori mo hayaku
Yukidoke o matte ita kodomo no anda ni hashiru
Hikaru shizuku tobihaneteru
Asu no deai sae kizukazu ni iru kisetsu-tachi no naka de kagayaite iru yo

Sekaijuu ni wa donna omoi mo kanau hi ga kuru
Zutto tabi o shite yuku bokura ni chiisana sei-tachi maioriru

Deatta basho mo midori o nashite yuruyaka ni mo nagareru toki ni yudanete
Haruka ni aogu machinami no roji osanai hi no jibun ga mada kakeru
Ano yuuhodou kara kikoete kuru kigi no koe ya hibi no zawameki...

Here with me, I’ve got 99 facts!

Guys don’t actually look after good-looking girls. they prefer neat and presentable girls.
Guys hate other flirts.
A guy can like anda for a minute, and then forget anda afterwards.
When a guy says he doesn’t understand you, it simply means you’re not thinking the way he is.
Are anda doing something?” atau “Have anda eaten already?” are the first usual pertanyaan a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
Guys may be flirting around all hari but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
When a guy really likes...

Some dreams stay with anda long after you've woken up.
...
Life may be just a dream, but how do we interpret it? What we dream at night can give us clues about what is important to us in waking life. Dreams help us to process our conscious thoughts and can give us new and important insights into the problems and challenges we face in the world. Although we may have strange and unusual dreams, there are a number of common dreams that many of us experience over and over again. Read the interpretations below for an explanation of symbols that seem to appear frequently in dreams.
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1. Faulty atau lost...

Christian quotes...

"No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered as patriots. This is one nation under God."
- George H.W. semak, bush

"ATHEISTS, AGNOSTICS AND NON BELIEVERS ARE THE TRUE CRIMINALS OF THE WORLD COMMUNITY" - tencommandments.org

"How can there be peace when drunkards, drug dealers, communists, atheists, New Age worshipers of Satan, secular humanists ... and homosexuals are on top?"
- Pat Robertson

"... atheism is none other than raw depravity - the diabolical principle at work in people who dishonor their parents, murder, lie and commit...