Mimsie the MTM cat in the Metro Goldwyn Mayer logo

01 Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
02 Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
03 Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
04 If anda can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If anda can't see Chuck Norris anda may be only detik away from death.
05 Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony,...

1. Watch the sunset together.

2. Whisper to each other.

3. Cook for each other.

4. Walk in the rain.

5. Hold hands


6. Buy gifts for each other.

7. Roses.

8. Find out their favorit cologne/perfume and wear it every time you're together.

9. Go for a long walk down the pantai at midnight.

10. Write poetry for each other.

11. Hugs are the universal medicine.

12. Say only when anda mean it and make sure they know anda mean it.

13. Give acak gifts of flowers/candy/poetry etc.

14. Tell her that she's the only girl anda ever want. Don't lie!

15. Spend every detik possible together.

16. Look into each other's eyes....

There's so many great superheroes out there and it's time to talk about the greatest out of all them. These heroes stand for what is right and tampil the bad guys who is boss.

10. the entire PAW Patrol gang

There was a PAW Patrol superhero special, so they totally count as official superheroes. Forget about the Justice League and the Avengers. Clearly, this is the best superhero team. Together, they'll bark away Mayor Humdinger, one of the scariest villains of all time.

9. Detective pikachu

Some might try to say that Detective pikachu isn't a superhero. However, Batman's a detective and is considered...