1. When anda get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?"
2. When he asks why anda were speeding, tell him anda wanted to race.
3. When he talks to you, pretend anda are deaf.
4. If he asks if anda knew how fast anda were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to......
5. Ask if anda can see his gun.
6. When he says anda aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.
7. Touch him.
8. When he asks why anda were speeding, tell him anda had to buy a hat.
9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.
10. Refer to him oleh his first name.
11. Pretend you...
continue reading...