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Kurt Cobain :D

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0 to 200 in 6 detik

posted by karpach_14

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 detik AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The selanjutnya morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her jubah and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.

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acak

posted by Midnight__Sun

Why is it that when someone tells anda that there are over a billion stars in the universe, anda believe them, but if there is a 'wet paint' sign somewhere, anda have to touch it to make sure?

In case anda needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

1. On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

2. On a bag of Fritos -- anda could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?

3. On some Swanson Frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion:...