Hey..
So,
Remember me? Of course anda don't- this is a new account. *smacks self*
Anyway, I used to be LUV_4_BIEBER. *shudders* Remember me now? Still no? Okay..
ANYPENIS, I came back to this site a few nights yang lalu and went "Damn I miss this place!" Of course probably NONE if the people I knew are still here, but who cares- I can make new friends!
(that was a completely failed attempt at being sociable)
So I was looking back at my old account and holy fucking dickface I was the biggest idiot ever. Just- wow. Firer me apologizes for past me's illiterate menulis skills, mary-sueishess, and generally being an annoying twat >.<
I guess this is a welcome back post? lebih like a "please dear god take me back" post :p
BUT HAY.
So,
Remember me? Of course anda don't- this is a new account. *smacks self*
Anyway, I used to be LUV_4_BIEBER. *shudders* Remember me now? Still no? Okay..
ANYPENIS, I came back to this site a few nights yang lalu and went "Damn I miss this place!" Of course probably NONE if the people I knew are still here, but who cares- I can make new friends!
(that was a completely failed attempt at being sociable)
So I was looking back at my old account and holy fucking dickface I was the biggest idiot ever. Just- wow. Firer me apologizes for past me's illiterate menulis skills, mary-sueishess, and generally being an annoying twat >.<
I guess this is a welcome back post? lebih like a "please dear god take me back" post :p
BUT HAY.
10. Tell a acak person anda cinta them
9. go up to a worker and ask them acak questoins about them (name age Zodiac sign)
8.Try on a bra thats way to big atau for guys just a acak bra and ask a worker how anda look
7.sit in the middle of a isle
6.clog the toilet
5.go up to a acak person and say gimme all your cash and nobody gets hurt
4.(for department stores) Jump on a display bed
4.(grocery stores) Eat food before buying it
3.Scream bloody murder
2.Go store streaking
and number 1 is
1.yell kick me out of this store at the puncak, atas of your lungs
9. go up to a worker and ask them acak questoins about them (name age Zodiac sign)
8.Try on a bra thats way to big atau for guys just a acak bra and ask a worker how anda look
7.sit in the middle of a isle
6.clog the toilet
5.go up to a acak person and say gimme all your cash and nobody gets hurt
4.(for department stores) Jump on a display bed
4.(grocery stores) Eat food before buying it
3.Scream bloody murder
2.Go store streaking
and number 1 is
1.yell kick me out of this store at the puncak, atas of your lungs
PK:were am i
*turns on lights
darla dimple: ...
PK:WHO ARE U?
darla dimple:...
PK: ok blah blah YAA *THROWS pisau AT DD
darla dimple: *teleports to PK*
PK: ಠ_ಠ
PK: *LOOKS behind*
pinkie pie: wut i tell u about goin in MAH SHED
pk: wait this is a shed ohh ok*turns all dark again
PK: not again *someone turns on light*
pk: WHY AM I STRAPED UP
pinkie pie: *starts up chainsaw*
pk: oh no O_e
pinkie pie: *cuts up my guts*
pk: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU
al da sudden flippy breaks in 007 style
PK: YAY HI FLIPPY
flippy: let me help u pinkie pie...
PK; OH COME ON!!!
both: cuts hands
PK:FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
both: go's into private room
PK: hmm I HAVE DA POWER *breaks chains*
pk: wow it worked
pk: looks at private window
*both havenig sexytime
pk: walks away
pk: e_e *stabs myself*
woke up DA END NOW DIE
10: "Ooh, never felt like [i]that[i] before!"
9: "Keep it coming!"
8: "Oh, [i]that's[i] what it does!"
7: "I like that. I like that a lot."
6: *Grunt* *Scream* "YES! OH, YES!"
5: "Hey, that tickles!"
4: "It felt different when (insert old partner's name) did that."
3: "Huh. That's bigger than I remember. Oh well."
2: "Wait. Is that yours atau mine?"
1: "Hey. That's weird. How do anda put that back?"
I had a lot of fun menulis these, and the majority of them I made up as I went along.
Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala.
9: "Keep it coming!"
8: "Oh, [i]that's[i] what it does!"
7: "I like that. I like that a lot."
6: *Grunt* *Scream* "YES! OH, YES!"
5: "Hey, that tickles!"
4: "It felt different when (insert old partner's name) did that."
3: "Huh. That's bigger than I remember. Oh well."
2: "Wait. Is that yours atau mine?"
1: "Hey. That's weird. How do anda put that back?"
I had a lot of fun menulis these, and the majority of them I made up as I went along.
Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala.
1.) Start saying the pertanyaan really loudly and if they try to tell anda to be quite say "shhh this is a test anda know, gosh!"
2.) In a maths test start whispering acak numbers to the person selanjutnya to anda and then when the teacher tells anda off say "They made me give them the jawaban atau they berkata they'd kill me!" Then glare at them.
3.) Laugh hysterically and when people stare at anda say "What are anda lookin at!" atau "Stop trying to copy my answers!"
4.) Get on puncak, atas of the meja and start doing the macarena.
5.) After you've wrote your name on the test, start screaming and when the teacher comes over and asks whats wrong say "How does the test know what my name is! Have anda been spying on me and teling it everything!"
2.) In a maths test start whispering acak numbers to the person selanjutnya to anda and then when the teacher tells anda off say "They made me give them the jawaban atau they berkata they'd kill me!" Then glare at them.
3.) Laugh hysterically and when people stare at anda say "What are anda lookin at!" atau "Stop trying to copy my answers!"
4.) Get on puncak, atas of the meja and start doing the macarena.
5.) After you've wrote your name on the test, start screaming and when the teacher comes over and asks whats wrong say "How does the test know what my name is! Have anda been spying on me and teling it everything!"