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Yeah Manny XD

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Instructions For Giving Your Cat A Pill :D !!!

posted by wild-bby

1) Pick up cat and buaian, cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.

2) Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. buaian, cradle in left arm an repeat process.

3)Retreive cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away. Take new pill from foil wrap, craddle in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand . Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger....

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EVERYDAY I'M AFRO CIRCUS

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I CAN'T STOP WATCHING THESE. ALSO CAPSLOCK

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acak

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lolcats

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lol True

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yaaaayy.... NOOOOOOOO

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LMFAO!! XD

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Kill Your Little Brother o.0

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Funny

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F*ck logic!

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Yummy xD

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3D Glasses

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Natalie Dee

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Take a big smile on your face

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I cinta Stars!

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Schoolstuck: chapter 4

posted by canal

(Sollux’s POV)

I woke up to Mituna menulis around like a child in hell. “Mituna” I moaned shaking him. Nothing worked no matter how many times I shouted his name atau how hard I shook him. I just sighed and turned on the light. He sat upright in tempat tidur breathing deeply. Sure that wakes him up. “I’th time to go to thcool” I berkata pulling off my pj shirt. “-god” I heard Mituna mutter under his breath. “What?” I asked with a raised eyebrow. “Nothing!” He berkata rather loudly. I shook my head and finished getting dressed. “Tholluxth, can I thtay halaman awal today?” He asked wrapped...

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My life... Chapter 2(Teen Fiction)

posted by nivi20997

Rachel’s POV:
I’m sure they are aiming at me. But, for what? There must be some idiotic reason.
“Hey NERD!!” Brittany came towards me yelling.
“Hi, Brittany” I berkata lifeless.
“Call me queen of the tahun Brittany” she growled.
“Hi, queen of the year” I mumbled.
I wished if the conversation with her would end.
Perfect silence for some time.
They all sat in the meja in which I was sitting.
“You aren’t beautiful. May I make anda so???” Jack berkata with an evil smile plastered on his face.
“N-no” I made my voice to come out.
Before I could complete my sentence, he poured the coke...

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My life... Chapter 1(Teen Fiction)

posted by nivi20997

Yay! anda know what? It’s my favorit jam during school, SCIENCE.
And oh yeah, I cinta Science and even my Science teacher, Miss Marie Fiest. She is really an awesome teacher. Okay, I think the word “BRAINY” would describe her best.
I can understand what’s going on in your mind. Of course, she is my ROLE MODEL.
She came in and announced “Students, we are going for camping in the forest to see the insects and animals”.
“So anda have to put up your own tents and anda could do that in PAIRS”
What?? anda mean P-A-I-R-S?? Who would come and gabung me? I’m so sure that I would be left lonely...

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The bunga booms twice

posted by Noone_N

Here I stand lost in this restricting world
The unloved dark lord and lady, I am
I am the truth twister, BEWARE MY WORDS
I'm the black domba of the clan

Here I am, within your reach
Take what anda want, practice what anda preach
I don't need your disapproving gaze
To know my strength, this isn't a faze

Is my gender a crime?
Insulted and judged throughout time
Where did anda go wrong? The moment anda cast me out

Religion putting anda down? So what.
The bunga WILL bloom twice
Fear not my mind, fear not my strength, for man shall conquer all
FEAR MY MIND! FEAR MY STRENGTH!
I WILL DEFEND, I WILL DESTROY, I WILL BLOOM ONCE MORE.