~Burn~

Over the years we will run into people that are complete imbecules. Sometimes they say completely stupid things, and act like they're smart. This is the 10 most dumbest things people have ever berkata to me

10. "If anda keep telling me about your stories I won't read them."

This was diposting on my fanpop dinding oleh Pinkmare. She wanted to know about my latest fanfics, and I decided to post on her dinding letting her know what I was up to. She thought I was rushing her, even though I just told her about the story. I didn't even say "Read this immediately."

9. "Do anda want some beer?"

I was walking down the...

“Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.”
― Marilyn Monroe

“This life is what anda make it. No matter what, you're going to mess up sometimes, it's a universal truth. But the good part is anda get to decide how you're going to mess it up. Girls will be your friends - they'll act like it anyway. But just remember, some come, some go. The ones that stay with anda through everything - they're your true best friends. Don't let go of them. Also remember, sisters make the best friends in the world. As for lovers, well, they'll...

hey everyone.
I'm back with another list. And this time, I do know who to credit. All these kutipan are from George W. Bush. For real. I found them online on various media sites. The ranking, however, is my own.

20    "They misunderestimated me."
     —Bentonville, Arkansas; November 6, 2000
    
19    "Goodbye from the world's biggest polluter."
     —In parting words to world leaders at his final G-8 Summit, punching the air and grinning widely as those present looked on in shock, Rusutsu, Japan,...

I got it somewhere n thought i should share it.

101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If anda have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours oleh hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all...

previously on The Evil Teddy Bear: Tina saw a Cute looking Teddy beruang and picked up from the self but when she put on the counter to buy it the sales man straight away took it off of the counter and berkata it wasnt for sale but then Jenni had an awesome idea and managed to get the Teddy beruang the sales man gave the girls the Teddy beruang for free but after they left and while they were walking the Teddy beruang evil chuckled and its eyes turned red...

Tina unlocked the door to their house (forgot to mention that their also sisters)and they all walked in Peter put the Teddy beruang ontop of the book case...

1. People are lebih likely to tilt their heads to the right when ciuman instead of the left (65 percent of people go to the right!).

2.The oldest known cinta song was written 4,000 years yang lalu and comes from an area between the Tigris and Euphrates Rivers.

3.One in five long-term cinta relationships began with one atau both partners being involved with others.

4.Falling in cinta can induce a calming effect on the body and mind and raises levels of nerve growth factor for about a year, which helps to restore the nervous system and improves the lover’s memory.

5.Love can also exert the same stress on...

Not that anyone's interested, but here are my current puncak, atas 11 female 'celebrities'.



1. Cheryl Cole. (yeah, I didn't think you'd be surprised.)
-Words just can't describe how much I cinta this woman. If I try to then I'll take up this entire article.

2. Amy Lee.
- She has the most stunning voice, and she's absolutely beautiful; evanescence wouldn't have ever been evanescence without her. She's amazing.

3. Avril Lavigne.
- I'm a big fan of her music. She's cool, she's cute, and with all this, she has amazing hair. :3

4. Hayley Williams.
- She also has amazing hair, like all the people on this daftar actually....

**Before I begin, I would like to say that I'm menulis this out of experience so y'all don't be thinking that I'm guessing, putting other people down who did atau are doing this, atau that I'm being absolutely rude about it, which I'm not.**

In everyone's life, we all want someone that we want to have, hold, and cinta and never having that feeling of ever being alone for the rest of our lives. We all know that it takes time and patience, but the thing about it is that there's people out there that jump head first into generating a relationship out of thin air with someone he/she has just met online....

1. "Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else."

2. "If barbie is so popular, why do anda have to buy her friends?"

3. "People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world," (Calvin - Calvin and Hobbes)

4. "There are only two things a child will share willingly -- communicable diseases and his mother's age. " (Benjamin Spock)

5. "Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman." (Kathy Lette)

6. ""Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!" (Homer Simspon)...

1-TIK TOK-Ke$ha
2-NEED anda NOW-Lady Antebellum
3-HEY, SOUL SISTER-Train
4-CALIFORNIA GURLS-Katy Perry Featuring Snoop Dogg
5-OMG-Usher Featuring will.i.am
6-AIRPLANES-B.o.B Featuring Hayley Williams
7-LOVE THE WAY anda LIE-Eminem Featuring Rihanna
8-BAD ROMANCE-Lady Gaga
9-DYNAMITE-Taio Cruz
10-BREAK YOUR HEART-Taio Cruz Featuring Ludacris
11-NOTHIN' ON YOU-B.o.B Featuring Bruno Mars
12-I LIKE IT-Enrique Iglesias Featuring Pitbull
13-BEDROCK-Young Money Featuring Lloyd
14-IN MY HEAD-Jason Derulo
15-RUDE BOY-Rihanna
16-TELEPHONE-Lady Gaga Featuring Beyonce
17-TEENAGE DREAM-Katy Perry
18-JUST THE WAY anda ARE-Bruno...

NOTE EVERYONE I DID NOT MAKE THIS!!





* People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know where my watch is pal, where the f*ck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?


* People who are willing to get off their arse to cari the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.


* When people say "Oh anda just want to have your cake and eat it too". F*cking right! What good is a cake if anda can't eat it?


* When people say "it's always the last place anda look". Of course it is. Why the f*ck would anda keep...

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
A: The blonde works in the dark!

Q: How can anda tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The joystick, tuas kendali is wet.

Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her lebih attractive?
A: Her ankles.

Q: What do anda say to a Blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."

Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.
A2: Are anda boys all in the same band?
A3: Do anda guys all play for the Green teluk, da? Packers?

Q: How do anda make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Q: What does a screen door and a blonde...

1. Afrikaan -- Ek is lief vir jou!

2. Albanian -- Te dua!

3 .Amharic -- Afekrishalehou!

4. Arabic -- Ohiboke( male to female )

Nohiboka ( female to male )

5. Armenian -- Yes kez si'rumem!

6. Basque -- Maite zaitut!

7. Bengali -- Ami tomake bahlobashi!

8. Bosnian -- Volim te!

9. Bulgarian -- Obicham te!

10. Catalan -- T'estimo!

11. Creole -- Mi aime jou!

12. Croatian -- Volim te!

13. Czech -- Miluji tev!

14. Danish --Jeg elsker dig!

15. Dutch -- Ik hou mobil van, van je!

16. English -- I cinta you!

17. Esperanto -- Mi amas vin!

18. Estonian -- Mina armastan sind!

19. Farsi -- Tora dost daram!

20. Filipino -- Iniibig kita!...

My partner, Robert Goren, and his leg is that he does that moment, because the selanjutnya thing I need a abandoned warehouse.
Eames, help me turn over the head and everything goes black.
My partner, Robert Goren, and slip into a warm water feels good, and begins to my house.
I blink twice before I get a better look at where have I just happen to my house.
I know, somebody hits me over the head He's got a shower.
I get lonely.
I get lonely.
I want to the crime scene.
The body of grey sweatpants, and over.
I need a tad bit too much.
I can't believe I just berkata that, I unlock the same apartment building...

Crossword puzzles are drawn puzzles that are usually in the shape of a square atau rectangle. The puzzle is filled with black and white squares. The goal of a crossword puzzle is to fill the white boxes with the jawaban to a series of questions. Most crosswords include numbers in the white squares so the player can match each pertanyaan with a specific answer location. The shaded squares are used to separate the answers. The jawaban that go into the white boxes are written across and down, with separate clues for each direction. The jawaban will interlock with one another, so correctly answering...