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Yeah Me; The Nerd Chapter 2 Carlz The brave

posted by cute20k

As I weave through dark allies, trying to make my way home, everything feels wrong. It's hari time and there is crickets chirping. The moon is shining along with bright stars while the brilliant sun sleeps. Annabella was not there. This time, it wasn't Annabella and I running away from one of our stunts. I was running for a different reason. I needed to get halaman awal so I could cry. I needed to sit there in my crying corner and cry. I did not make it halaman awal in time. I collapse onto the harsh cement and burst into tears, right there in an alley.
Hours pass. I lose track of time, but I know the sun...

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Myspace Lies

posted by HaiSuG96

RuHiU G. [Katia V.]
This is myspace. People post their "life stories" on the internet. They share their interests, likes, dislikes, music, video and the usual "I got them haters going like ____" , "i cinta my haters" or, "don't give a ____ about what others think". Myspace is a place full of lies. Some people say they don't give a crap about people telling them stuff to their faces, but they are the first ones anda see crying in the restroom because of a stupid comment. They say that they cinta their haters, and sometimes I think "if anda cinta your haters, then why do anda hate back?" seriously....

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the malaikat on my other shoulder

posted by orangeturnip

when that malaikat sits on my shoulder
whispers into my jantung
a peace , a harmony
a bliss feeling of out of control
the malaikat appears to anda in form of desire
anda float along with the force of ...
woooooooooooooooo
anda jump about
cos anda cant sit down
the power of jolly drunk without the drink
the power to make others happy
this malaikat with her good intensions
will make anda fly
the malaikat will make anda cry
the malaikat will make anda feel how others feel
so anda can empathise
and be ver wise in emotionial terms
theres an internal war
between the malaikat and the death
they fight feroususly
but they dont even relise
they have both already lost

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fangs and bulu

posted by hotice

" I know what anda want from me.you want me to tell anda my tale like the group before me had" "To know why they sent me here to anda . why i am different from everone else " . "But if i tell anda i could get a lot of people around me hurt " berkata the girl.

"I promise my dear that i will tell no one of what anda will tell me today " berkata the man .

"Alright but anda will not like what i tell anda .' 'I do not know where to begin ."

"Just start with your name I am willing to listen " berkata the man " i am doctor after all."

"ok , my name is Melody Willgrove and i am a werewolf "

alright if anda want hear lebih . tell me because that was just a prologue .sorry if it bored u

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For the JOB HUNTERS~~~ "Do Nots For Interviws"

posted by scarlet009

♥♥♥.............again found this.not oleh me!

Here they are:

1. Do not be late.

2. Do not put your feet on the desk.

3. Do not eat garlic 24 hours prior.

4. Do not have a flapping dried nostril booger atau a long protruding nose hair.

5. Do not have a stringer of spittle in the corner of your mouth.

6. Do not shake hands if your palm is cold, clammy and limp.

7. Do not wear sneakers unless they are brand new.

8. Do not wear a lapel pin of any sort unless it is the American atau Mexican flag.

9. Do not ask about hours, salary, vacation, pensions, insurance atau anything else that might be considered ......

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Subcultures: Industrial.

posted by I_love_Mikey

Contradicting as it is, and hypocritical of me to say, this is how I view the industrial culture...

There're stereotypes, and within stereotypes, groups, and within groups, characterization, and within the characterization, secrets, and within the secrets, lies.

We'll start with the industrial style:

People will go off and call others "emo", "goth", "punk", etc. And, then within "emo" is "scene", "poser", "rocker", and within "goth", there's "cyber goth", and so on and so forth...

People in their own groups will call each other posers.

Overall, the industrial culture started off as something without...

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Story of a vampire girl ch 3

posted by Fangirl99

As Vanessa walked into the spooky house,she looked for Dr.Vamp.

"hello?is anybody here?hello?"

"Good evening,"a voice called out sounding a lot like Dracula.

"huh?whos that?"Vanessa asked the voice with no body.

"Turn around."called the voice

so she did,and turned to a white man with very pale skin,and red lip stick

"come,sit."said the white man,pointing to his chair.

"Hello,i am Dr.Vamp.Who do we have here?"

"My name is Vanessa Colorado,and ive been experiencing strange behavior."

"mhm,like what?"

"well,at school today,i bit someones arm"

"Did blood come out"

"a little"

"were there marks?"

" yes,tiny ones,though."...

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Dreams are the only place where our cinta survives! Pt. 4 :D

posted by AnnaSmiley

LOVE them :D

Angela's POV

Days passed one oleh one, and my cinta for Jacob got even bigger. It's almost a tahun since I'm here.Now I know everybody in Forks. Alexandra became my best friends, and she's the only one that knows my secret. There's too much jeli girls, but he didn't cheat on me as long as I know. Actually he says he loves me lebih every day. And I think he means it. Bella is really nice to me, and I try to be nice to her. Her boyfriend, Edward (the vampire) left her. I would die if Jacob would do something like that to me. Last night I dreamed Edward..or at least he says he is Edward. We were in...

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A really bad hari

posted by boomerlover

A Really Bad Day

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps selanjutnya to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy anda another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This hari is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police berkata that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in tempat tidur with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, anda tampil up and drink my poison."

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101 ways to annot people pt.2 - last 51

posted by boomerlover

Here's the rest of em'

51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"

52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

53. only type in lowercase.

54. dont use any punctuation either

55. Buy a large quantity of jeruk, orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

56. Pay for your makan malam with pennies.

57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in acak spots on all of someone's roadmaps.

60. Inform everyone anda meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.

61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do...

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A daftar of Sites anda Probably Should Avoid!

posted by want2watcheroes

I do think that anda probably should avoid the following sites I am going to list. I will add lebih to the daftar when I find lebih sites I think anda should probably avoid. So if anyone sends anda link to the following sites, anda have been warned that they could be tricking you. Some of these are obviously bad oleh the name of the link but some of them are very sneaky to trick you.

UNLESS anda ARE A SICKO I ADVISE anda NOT TO GO TO THE FOLLOWING SITES

meatspin.com
fingerslam.com
infoslash.com
wowomg.com
2girls1cup.com
2girls1finger.com
lemonparty.org
goatse.cz
cleangirls.org
salsasnack.com
goatsemarathon.com
biblecamp.info...

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100 Reasons why anda cinta her

posted by milorox18

1. I cinta the way we finish each other’s sentences.

2. I cinta the way I know you’ll never give up on me.

3. I cinta the fact that I wouldn’t ever give up on you.

4. I cinta the way anda look at me.

5. I cinta how beautiful your eyes are.

6. I cinta the way I can’t imagine a hari without anda in my life.

7. I cinta the way if we were ever separated I wouldn’t know how to go on.

8. I cinta the way we cuddle and watch sunsets together.

9. I cinta the way we sometimes stay up all night and just talk, then watch the sunrise together.

10. I cinta how I know you’ll always be there when I need anda to be.

11....

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101 Ways to Annoy your Teacher

posted by simpleplan

1. When the teacher says to “take a seat”, anda answer “take it where”.
2. When the teacher calls your name at roll call, anda answer “Absent”.
3. When she calls roll, anda answer “yo mama”.
4. When the teacher says something, anda say “is that so?”
5. If anda so happened to not turn in your homework say, your class pet ate it.
6. Tell your teacher you’ll turn in your homework, as soon as your parents finish doing it.
7. Tell your teacher anda did not turn in your homework because anda were watching TV.
8. Fold your homework into a cootie-catcher.
9. Fold your homework into a paper...

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-39 Pranks on Teachers!-

posted by smileypop9

1.When anda walk into the room, run up to the teacher and stare her in the eyes. nothing more. just keep a straight face and stare. they get quite scared.

2.Before your science class starts, put a alat pendingin, pendingin that has "Human Head" written on top, on the front table. On the board write: "Class, we will be disecting a human head tommorrow, the sign up daftar is on my meja tulis, meja for the part anda would like to dissect" Actually put a sign up daftar on her desk.

3.bring a cactus to school. Raise your hand. When called upon say the cactus has a question. look at the cactus and wait for it to say something. when it...

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comebacks after someone says you're gay.

posted by tamar20

1)"Why, do anda find me irresistible?"

2)"No, I just dress better than you"

3)"You're a double gay. No returnsies!"

4)"I cinta the detik grade insults, *insert name here*. Honestly, isn't it strange how "gay" has come to replace "stupid"? And so what if I was gay? Insulting my sexual orientation is pointless.

NOW...if a girl says you're gay, and anda actually are, I find the best burn is: "At least I can get a boyfriend."

5)Look them in the face with a deadpan expression. Simply say, "Yes. I'm gay," and walk away. Take their thunder away. It's such a juvenile thing to say in the first place.
Or...

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The 56 Worst Analogies from High School Papers

posted by moodystuff449

1. Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.

2. He was as tall as a 6′3″ tree.

3. Her face was a perfect oval, like a lingkaran that had its two sides gently compressed oleh a Thigh Master.

4. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.

5. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

6. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

7. The ballerina...

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50 Things Guys Wish Girls Knew: (Guys perspective)

posted by CullenProperty

1. We aren’t mind readers!
2. We are not to be used as pawns in trying to make your girlfriends jealous.
3. When anda sleep over never boss me around in tempat tidur unless it is during sex.
4. Smoking is the biggest turn off.
5. It never hurts to work out.
6. If anda don’t want to hear the truth, don’t ask the question.
7. “Fine” atau “whatever” is not an appropriate ending to a conversation.
8. If anda want sex, just ask. (In case anda didn’t already know.)
9. Don’t expect guys to say as many sweet things as they do in the movies. (It takes a lot of guys and their wives to come up with those...

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61 Things Girls dont know about Guys- this is in a Guys Point of View

posted by milorox18

1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! (oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with lebih than 5 guys..you're a HOE)

2. "Hey, are anda busy?" atau "Are anda doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3... Guys may be flirting around all hari but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's...

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username Ideas (The majority are either dark atau emo)

posted by RaininStarburst

I got bored, so here anda go.

1. BlueEyedDemon

2. SuicidalSlut

3. MaliciousIntent

4. GloomyTears

5. Blacklight

6. DarkSunshine

7. FallenIsolation

8. DrowningInTears

9. DismalAngel

10. FallenSolitude

11. HopingInSolitude

12. SilentCall

13. CountingOnRain

14. CalledForMishap

15. RuefulDestiny

16. FallenAngel

17. KilledByAnAngel (I know for a fact it's taken on here oleh my twin sis but I made it up)

18. FlamingCore

19. Darkenin(g)InRegret (The G could be taken off if there is a 15 character like on Fanpop)

20.Itrieditathome

21. RunWithScissors

22. PlaydateWithFire (Over 15 characters but... I like it)

23. RejectedStar...

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67 cute and funny things... (GIRLS ONLY!!)

posted by Dreamer4eva

1.In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes. I'll have twenty.
2.Sometimes anda make me so mad i wanna throw anda in the middle of on-going traffic; but then i realize i would probably kill myself trying to save you.
3.im the type of girl who would burst out laughing in the middle of silence because of something that happened... yesterday.
4.so ill walk the plank & jump with a smile if im going down ill do it in style anda wont hear me surrender.
5.the truth hurts so we lie
6.silence is golden, duct tape is silver
7.i know your probably thinking oh no she didnt but i just so totally...