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carsfan coulnd have said it better my self! :D

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FOR GIRLS EYES ONLY!!!!!!!!!

posted by cookie-do

GIrls only (or gay guys..) yea both So anda have to read this now....haha for girls eyes only here all girls! hey girls! IF YOU'RE A BOY, LEAVE THIS CUZ IT RUINS EVERYTHING GIRL TALK: Did anda know ciuman is healthy. It's good to cry. Chicken sup actually makes anda feel better. 94% of boys would cinta it if anda sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. Only apply mascara to your puncak, atas lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult anda when they like you! 89% of guys want anda to make the 1st move. Ya but 99.99% of girls want guys to make the first move. cokelat will make anda feel better! Most...

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Stange Sisters Forever! Part 2!

posted by Draculaura10

CHAPTER TWO: The Secret

Classes up until lunch went oleh in a blur except for finding out that Eve, Emmah, and Mellissa all had the same schedule. The three girls walked over to an empty meja and sat down. "So, anda guys, what do anda think Ms.Winters wants us to come to her for? anda don't think it's one of her discipline lectures, do you? I sure hope not. One time I heard someone was in there for an hour!" Emmah said.

"I honestly don't know. hey Eve, where'd anda get that bracelet? It looks so cute. It would look cuter in purple though." Mellissa said. Both Eve and Emmah had a confused look on...

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Apparently i was mocking the mockers.

posted by XxKeithHarkinxX

jnrm:
dude!
whats with the icon!
8:56pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
John Stamso
Stamos*
8:56pmjnrm:
who?
8:56pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Uncle Jesse
8:56pmjnrm:
what?
8:56pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
*facekeithface*
9:07pmjnrm:
who is that!
9:07pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Google
it
9:07pmjnrm:
fine.... is he a pornstar...
9:08pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Nien
9:08pmjnrm:
are anda sure?
9:08pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Yesh,
9:08pmjnrm:
..... full house?
9:09pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
yush
9:09pmjnrm:
why do anda like him
???
9:09pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
he's sexi
9:09pmjnrm:
eh
9:10pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
exact way i'm with phillip phillips
9:10pmjnrm:
you wanna know whos sexy...... link
9:10pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
*shiveers*...

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The first tanggal

posted by penguin098

Congratulations. You’ve worked up the nerve to ask the girl out and she berkata yes. You’ve convinced her you’re worth a shot. It is the night of your first tanggal and you’re terrified of messing up. You’re not sure how to impress the girl. Well, thankfully you’ve found this guide, written oleh me, a girl.

Step one: Before
•Clean up before hand, no one wants a guy with greasy hair and an unappealing smell
•Don’t put on too much cologne. A little bit is fine but a lot quickly becomes repulsive. A tip: any amount of “Ax” is too much
•Come up with some ideas for conversations to smooth...

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Life Flashes before My Eyes.Chapter 1

posted by adaug

I just turned 20.My Fiance and me were getting married,til IT happened.
4:07 P.M. I walked down the aisle.My sister holding the end of my dress.My niece spread red bunga petals all over the floor.
Every now and then,I'd worry.What if he wasn't the one?What if this was a mistake?But I remembered what momma told me;
"No matter what he does,remember to cinta your enemies."So the kupu-kupu flew away from my stomach.
When he turned his head.A small,tiny tear sprung from his eye.
Finally when the preacher said;"Do you,Nanette,take Johnathan to be your husband?"I couldn't quite hear him."I do."I said.A...

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Are anda Afraid Of This?(Chapter 3)

posted by adaug

After that...
S:Lets watch a scary movie!!!
Everyone:YEAH!
S:(Flips channels)Here...
95 menit later
C:My...God.(Pants)
P:(Falls over)
N:HELP ME JESUS!!
S:You guys never seen this one?I've seen it a hundred times!
C:My FLIPPING EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then a sound came
???:(Foot steps)
S:ETHAN!!!SHUT UP!
E:What?
C:That wasn't you?
E:That wasn't me what?
Everyone:HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!
E:WHAT!!!????
S:That sound!
E:I didn't hear anything.
N:Maybe it was just our imagination
Everyone:Yeah...
Then that sound came again,No body did anything.
The sound came again...Louder.
P:NOT OUR IMAGINATION!!!
Screams rose from that room
E:SHUT UP!!!
They we're all frightened.They called the police...the line died after they berkata ten words.

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Slander Mawn!

posted by MarMar_XigLux

Holy Pooping Skeletons! Guys, I don't know how I survived, but I did, and now I am here to tell anda guys about my encounter with the Slander Mawn.
It all started when me and my friends..Okay I don't have friends..Well me and my..Myself were Trick atau Treating in Halloween. "Awesome! I hope I get Candeh!" I said. "Me too!" berkata myself. I was dressed as a gajah and myself was dressed as nothing. "Hey myself, I dare I can go into that scary Forest that most likely contains manusia serigala and Sparkly vampire with underage girls!" I said. "Lololo -- anda just dared yourself!" berkata myself. "I accept!" berkata yourself. Yourself, myself and I entered the Forest and walked and stuff and it was dark and scary.

"Maybe I should head back.." berkata myself.

"And lose the dare? NO WAY!" berkata yourself.

"Um, guys I think I saw something!" I said.

Then a tall guy came and we died so much than we went to Heaven and came back as Ghosts.

SPREAD THE WURD! :D

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She berkata to me "that's why I don't friend"

posted by ShiningsTar542

How is friendship important when it's over once it starts?

"I was an active student in college, and I was really happy that I could get others' respects, as well as the teachers'. That made me get work office to tampil my activity in of my college. Yeah, that was the bright side. But the dark side was that I was unable to attend my classes, and I badly had to find someone that records my lectures and notes the lessons. And here the problem was, even though, I'm an active student, there was none to note them for me. Nor a friend. I had to handle that oleh myself for a period and that was as hard...

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Friend ship is powerful part one

posted by Misharrypotter

Note Im Savannah your seeing it thur her eyes be note they may be bad grammer and spelling oh and she's in a wheelchair too

'' Get up now'' I her my mum yelling from down stairs. '' I'm up I been up a while I got dressed '' I berkata in return '' I don't care if your dressed atau not get up and fry this daging babi asap, bacon for your sister and your brother'' she says qutie rudely. I'm use to this stuff I have to take care of my older brother and sister and yet I'm the youngest and in a wheelchair your on my crunshs. I down stairs to fry the daging babi asap, bacon I get the in time to turn it before it burns. Maybe this tahun my...

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How to get a best answer on this club (or maybe others)

posted by xoPixie-Popxo

From many months of being here on Fanpop, I have only recieved 3 best answers. Hey, I'm still livin'! Don't fret if anda never got a best answer, just simply drink susu out of a coconut, sit back and relax on a nice couch, and listen to my soothing words. Ok, I'm gonna shut up now and just talk about best answers.

1. Sometimes, don't actually do the the pertanyaan might say to do. Dig deeper into it, deeper, deeper, DEEPER...ok, maybe your confused. I'll give an example:
Question: Why does everyone hate on Nickelback?
My answer: Because they don't have any nickels on their backs. Liars.
Get it now?...

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The Forbidden cinta (part3) Boyfriend Still Not Excepted

posted by Musiclover456

Minuets after the ritual the door bel, bell rang "and who mite that be?" Miki went to answer the door to see that it was a boy who she had a meeting with his name Edgar J.C. Ashenbert. "I'm looking for Lady Mikio Anabelle Phantomhive Mochizuki" "your looking at her and plus never call me Anabelle Phantomhive" "why?" "because i always have been and always will be known as Miki,Miku,Mikio,and lebih but never Anabelle" Edgar came in and sat down on the dipan, sofa Miki sat down selanjutnya to him and they began to laugh and giggle and had no problems unlike with Hei "so do i have competition atau not?" Edgar said...

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19 Ways To Be Offensive At a Funeral

posted by TeamSongz4eva

**I got this from the internet again but i do not see why anda would want to be offensive at a funeral..but anywho this reminds me of Death At A Funerla^^**

1.Tell the widow that the deceased's last wish was that she have sex with you.

2.Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until anda find your contact lens.

3.Punch the body and tell people he hit anda first.

4.Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.

5.Ask someont to take a snapshot of anda shaking hands with the deceased.

6.At the cemetary, play taps on a kazoo.

7.Walk around telling people that you've seen the will and they're...

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A stupid story to read

posted by moolah

Isaleia stepped stupidly out into the upset sunshine, and admired Jason's leg. "Ah," she sighed, "That's an angry sight."

Jason climbed off the cell phone and walked idioticly across the rumput to greet his lover. Isaleia patted Jason on the wrist and then tried to throw him lovingly, but without success.

"That's all right," Jason said. "We can try again later."

"I'm just not terrible," Isaleia. "Not as terrible as the time we threw in a trench."

Jason nodded huskily. "We were yucky back in those days."

"Our arms were younger, and we had a lot lebih fun with them," Isaleia said. "Everything seems...

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Science Class II

posted by TDIlover226

I link wrote about my acak and creepy class mates in my science class. I wrote down what they berkata today in my notebook today.
Their randomness is the result of the 15 menit of talking that we get before each class ends.
We're in 2nd hour, so oleh then we've gotten very bored with our day, crave lunch, have to pee (8D) so we distract ourselfs oleh saying the most acak things that we can think about until the bel, bell rings.

Lunneman = The science teacher. He'll be retiring selanjutnya year. anda can definitely tell why.

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James: *Walks in after being...

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HOW TO STRENGTHEN YOUR NAILS?

posted by ShiningsTar542

If anda like to always have your nails looking good, we are sure that anda feel frustrated when they chip and break.

If anda want to know how to get stronger nails, then pay attention to these useful tips. They work!

File your nails: Every week anda need to file anda nails. Why? Because when anda file your nails your body receives the message that it is time to regenerate your nails again. When this happens, the nail comes through stronger and in this way, will last longer.

Don't use too much polish: At least a couple of days a week go without polish and give your nails time to breathe.

Don't paint straight on the nail: Before painting your nails, use one mantel of clear nail protecter first. This will help strengthen your nails and give them needed nutrients.

Oil: Use almond, baby atau zaitun oil on your nails after anda have removed polish. You'll see how healthy this makes your nails!

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3 nurses play jokes on a doctor

posted by jessicamc26

Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for. Later in the day, they all got together on break and discussed what they had done to the doctor. The first nurse said, "I put cotton in his stethoscope so he couldn't hear. The detik nurse said, "Well, I did worse than that. I poked holes in all his condoms. The third nurse fainted.***************
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weirdness from inside my mind

posted by orangeturnip

weirdness from inside my mind

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its nice to see the rIsing sun
its nice to stay up Late
i like the sound of a hOover
i dont like the word Vegan
nobody likes my fEet
i like red except when itS blood on My sheet
this world is so rAndom
but i Like it that way
Lemons are sour
your Brain is sO frazzled
nOBody berkata it Would be easy
I am noT a Hairy monster
Bann the bomb
I like that saying
i like Goats
Not as much as frogs
sInging is good
i think: Praying is worthless
panda are cute
Legs are funny
mEn think im weird
So do women.

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How to Say No Without Feeling Guilty!!!!!!

posted by jodith

Ok..i know some of us atau most of us say NO then we feel guilty 4 sayin' it..well that happens..well her some saran 4 saying No w/felling guilty:

*Are anda chronically overcommitted? Rushing from one task to another,
with no time for yourself? The key is to have a strong vision of what
you want to say yes to. Then you'll feel far lebih confident saying no.

1-Decide which activities anda truly love. If anda stay focused on those things, then the selanjutnya time anda are asked to volunteer atau get involved in a time-consuming activity, just check in. If the request takes anda too far from what anda are already...

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canada!!! ( if your not canadian anda wont get the joke.)

posted by huugh

One day, two american tourists were driving through Nova Scotia, argueing about the name of the town. Finally, assuming neither of them were right, they decided to stop and have something to eat for lunch. When they got into the restraunt, the waitress asked them if they were ready to order. Yeah, but first could anda pronounce the name of where we are,veeerryyy slllooowwwlllyy? berkata the wife, smiling. Of course, the waitress said, noticing the two were american.

Tiiiiiimmmmmm Hooooorrrrrttttoooonnnnsss.

Hope that made anda laugh.

Here are 2 acak facts:
They don't sell Smarties atau Shreddies in America.
They dont have Walmart in America.

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Story of a Vampire girl ch 2

posted by Fangirl99

Chapter 2:the mysterious sign

Vanessa Colorado of Waysway school was going to her locker to get her stupid homework. She was tried,in pain,and achy. She thought it was just a cold,but it was a lot worse than she knew. “oh,look who the cat dragged in,”said Susan,the meanest chic in school.

“shut up,ok?”Vanessa berkata sternly. “im in a really bad mood.”

“why? Cause anda realized your having a bad hair day?”katie asked. the 3 laughed.

“hey!leave her alone!”called out kylie,who was walknig to her locker.

“oh,look,im so scared,what are anda gonna do about it?”taunted susan.

“thats...