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Super Small Little Pig

added by NocKairu

fan art

picture

funny

cute

This acak fan art might contain khukuri, string keju, parang, matchet, panga, and golok.

Twilightzook likes this

kaboomgirl awww :D

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rihanna "Only Girl" Parody - "Only tupai in the World"

added by Hot_n_cold

This is my favorit parody of Only girl. :)

video

acak

weird

crazy

stupid

musik

parody

on;y girl

rihanna

tupai

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acak wallpaper

added by ladycountry

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acak people

added by shiriny

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DORA THE EXPLORER THEME SONG LYRICS!

posted by invadercalliope

I HOPE anda ENJOY!
dora!
boots!
come on dora!

do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
lets go!
dora dora dora the explorer!
DORA!
boots and supercool exploradora!

we need your help!

grab your backpack!
lets go!
jump in!
vamonos!

anda can lead the way!

hey! hey!

do-do-dora!
do-d-dora!

swiper no swiping!
swiper no swiping! (oh man)

it;s dora the explorer!
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dora dora
ven, ven
dora dora la exploradora
dale con el sol pequeña dora
vamos salta tu puedes niña
consulta a tu mapa
tutu dora tutu dora tutu dora
lets go
The End!

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Chuck Norris Jokes

posted by cutiegirl01

01 Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
02 Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
03 Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
04 If anda can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If anda can't see Chuck Norris anda may be only detik away from death.
05 Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony,...

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puncak, atas 25 ways to drive your roommate crazy!!!!!!!!

posted by karpach_14

puncak, atas 25 Ways To Drive Your Roommate Crazy

1. Every time anda wake up, start yelling, “Oh, my God! Where the
hell am I?!” and run around the room for a few minutes. Then go
back to bed. If yourroommate asks, say anda don’t know what
he/she is talking about.

2. Buy a plant. Sleep with it at night. Talk to it. After a few weeks,
start to argue with it loudly. Then yell, “I can’t live in the same
room with you,” storm out of the room and slam the door. Get rid
of the plant, but keep the pot. Refuse to discuss the plant ever
again.

3. Buy a Jack-in-the-box. Every day, turn the handle until the
clown...

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79 things to do in an Elevator

posted by catgirl140

79 Things to do in an Elevator (Soooo funny)

1. Crack open your tas kantor, tas atau handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the dinding without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him atau her to call anda Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I...

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A Story Which I Used a Fanfiction Generator to Create

posted by animemaykat101

I'm Dreaming Of A Fat Christmas

It was natal Eve. Selena sat yet on her head, sipping slow eggnog.

She looked at the cute perahu hanging on the natal pohon and sighed. Last year, alex had hung it there, just before they looked at each other conversely and then fell into each other's arms and stood each other's hand.

If only I hadn't been so pretty, Selena thought, pouring a funny amount of rum into her eggnog. Then alex might not have got so stupid and left me all alone at natal time. She wiped away a fast tear and held her head in her hand.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and...

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100 Ways to Order a pizza

posted by Shelly_McShelly

1. If using a touch-tone, press acak numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.

2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.

3. Use CB lingo where applicable.

4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.

8. Answer their pertanyaan with questions.

9. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition and...

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Ways to Torture the pizza Guy

posted by BellaCullen96

Act like anda know the order taker from somewhere. Say, "BedWetter’s Camp, right?"
Add extra letters to words, ex: pizza becomes pizzzzzzzaaaaaaa
After ordering, say, "I wonder what THIS button on the phone does." Simulate a cutoff.
Amuse the order taker with little-known facts about country music.
Answer their pertanyaan with questions.
Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.
Ask for a deal available somewhere else. (e.g., If phoning Domino's, ask for a Cheeser! Cheeser!)
Ask for chips/fries with everything!
Ask for extra homo-sapien
Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
Ask how many...

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Calliope channel episode 5

posted by invadercalliope

CCAALLIIOOPPEE
CCHHAANNEELL!
HIA EVERYBODY!
I'm your host InvaderCalliope!
Well i'm going to sing! *sings*
WELL AS anda KNOW I GET TONS AND TONS OF fan LETTERS! NOW I WILL READ ONE TO YOU!
The Letter reads:Big hello to InvaderCalliope on this tampil i allways see a new guest bintang so i was wondering how do anda do it?
anda WANNA KNOW BECAUSE ITS AN HONOR TO BE ON THIS tampil BEING ON THIS tampil AS ME AS THE HOST!
Well todays guest bintang is..............KEEF!
Keef:HI EVERYONE I HOPE ZIM AND DIB ARE WATCHING THERE MY BEST FRIENDS!
InvaderCalliope:You know your friends are going to think your pathetic.
Keef:WHAT!
InvaderCalliope:You herd me if anda make them know your there whole world there going to use you!
OH NO WERE OUTTA TIME!
WELL BYE!
BUT FIRST PLZ ENJOY TODAYS SPECAIL PICTURE!
BYE ME!

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Genorater came out for LESBIAN!

posted by moolah

To Deadly Quit

Emily and Katlyn were celebrating a pretty Valentine's hari together. Emily had cooked a stupid makan malam and they ate on a log oleh candlelight.

"My darling," Katlyn said, stroking Emily's booty, "I have something for you." She gave a box to Emily. "It is but a quick token of my lesbian love."

Emily opened the box. Inside was a speedy snake! She gazed at it dreadfully. Then she gazed at Katlyn dreadfully. "It's iggnorant," Emily said. "Come here and let me quit you."

Just then, a dumb crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like a smile that stretches ear to ear. "Your happiness will not...

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Simlover4 jawaban your pertanyaan about canada

posted by simlover4

I know some pertanyaan about canada that non-canadians ask about Canada, i'm going to tell anda the jawaban

first, anda can NOT see polar bears in the jalan, street and we don't ride the them either we use CARS.

second, we live in houses, not igloos we would probably freeze after awhile

Thats all i know but know anda won't think canadians live in igloos and if Miley cyrus is membaca this and did say canada sucks,WELL IT DOESEN'T SUCK!!!!
IT ROCKS!!! i'm proud to live in Canada.

:)

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fangs and bulu chapter 1-about Melody Willgrove

posted by hotice

"My name is Melody Willgrove and I am a werewolf."
"Now I never found myself pretty atau anything I am just a normal girl(well as normal as a werewolf girl can be any way).''I am just a normal girl .Though every guy in the pack thinks I am sexy, but I have know idea why .''I mean what so good looking about me I have deep red hair (which has a mind of it own ),I am too skinny (blow away in the wind to skinny ),I am a shorty (5 foot ) ,and I am pale (burn a lot ).''The only two things I like about myself is my grey eyes(their like my dad's ) and my b-cups ,hey if I am going to be skinny I derserve...

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K.L.'s Infamous Songs 1

posted by Emoshinell

RUSH
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They say it's good to take your time
But it can be hard to do so
So I find myself asking the same pertanyaan
Over and over again

Whenever I rush into something
I'm told to slow down atau else I'll get burned
But who knows
Maybe it's good sometimes
To rush into things
'Cause I know anda know it's right So I say

(Chorus)
Let's rush
I know there's nothing wrong we can do
If we follow our hearts
Whether we rush
atau we take our time
So let's rush

I want anda to know this
That I'll never leave your side
We may rush atau we may not
I want anda to know this
I want anda to know this
So I say

(Chorus X2)

Let's rush
Let's rush

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Smart insult kutipan

posted by AlxanderRfan

I don’t know what makes anda so dumb but it really works.

Anybody who told anda to be yourself simply couldn’t have diberikan anda worse advice…

Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?

Shouldn’t anda have a license for being that ugly?

Don’t let anda mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.

Are anda always this stupid atau are anda making a special effort today?

Sure, I’ve seen people like anda before – but I had to pay an admission.

If anda took an IQ test, the results would be negative.

Sure, I’d cinta to help anda out…now, which way did anda come in?

Brains aren’t everything....

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15+ Ways To Annoy Your Dad!

posted by zanesaaomgfan

1. Ask him why did he marry a woman like your mom

2. Tell him anda met a guy in school

3. Sing a song he hates

4(reply to number 3) When he plays a song he likes, ask: "What awful music. How do anda listen to that crap?"

5. When he is driving you(anywhere), constantly ask "where are we going?"

6. Call him oleh his name[Not so risky, always done it as a kid!]

7. When he lectures you, after he finishes it, ask him: "Ever heard of breath mint?"

8. Tell him that Justin Bieber is your favorit guy[If anda hate Bieber, go with Cody Simpson atau some who anda like ALLOT!]

9. Come halaman awal saying anda found your true...

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acak

added by Rodz

Source: desktopnexus

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Facts about Chuck Norris

posted by x-menobsessed26

There used to be a jalan, street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives

Every time Chuck Norris looks into a mirror it breaks. Even glass is not stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can strangle anda with a cordless phone.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.

Brett Farve can throw a football 50 yds. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Farve even farther.

Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris...

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100 chuck norris jokes

posted by karpach_14

A single drop of sweat from Chuck Norris was found to quench the thirst of an entire african village for 23 straight days. Subsequently, an olympic athlete from that village was disqualified from his event for testing positive for performance enhancing drugs.

Chuck Norris can read lady Gaga's poker face.

Chuck Norris says the alphabet faster backwards then anda can say it fowards.

When Chuck Norris goes to sleep, he doesn't dream he lives it.

In an alternate universe, Chuck Norris is just a myth. However, he pwns people there anyways.

When Chuck Norris drinks beer, the bir gets drunk.

Ninjas want...