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Kitty pow wow:How to deal with a cheating boyfriend

posted by meow_girl

Hayley

WARNING:The following artikel contains,inappropriate materiel and foreign swearing.

*One hari at lunch*

Kara:Sigh.

Bell:What's the matter Kara?

Kara:Well a tahun ago,I found out my boyfriend was cheating on me with my so called best friend.Ungrateful bitch.

Johnathan:Well anda don't have to worry about that here,I doubt anybody here wants Max.

Everybody:What?

Johnathan:Keep playing dumb Max,keep playing dumb.

Mellisa:I hate you.

Bell:Kara,how about I come over to your place and we do uhh...Girl stuff.

James:Yeah,let's do girl stuff.

Kara:Shut up James anda creepy stalker.

James:W-What?

*Kara pushes James on...

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The truth about pikachu

posted by deathchick9

Over the many years of pikachu,if anda look closely pikachu has been getting thinner and thinner.When it started he was this cute,fat little chunk of Pokemon,but now he's a skinny little freak.Which can only me one thing....Ash has forced him to become bulimic!
*Dramatizations*
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Ash:Jeez,Pikachu your so fat!

Pikachu:Pika?

________________________

Ash:Loose some weight anda fat bastard!

Pikachu:Pika?!
_________________________________________

Ash:No stop eating!Your just gonna get fatter!

*Ash shoves his finger down pikachu's throat to make him vomit his food up.Pikachu...

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How To Annoy Your Roommate 3!

posted by gossipgirlxoxo

1. Shave one eyebrow.

2. Chain yourself to your roommate's bed. Get him/her to bring anda food.

3. Spill a lot of bir on his/her bed. Swim.

4. Clip your fingernails and toenails and keep them in a baggie. Leave the baggie near your computer and snack from it while studying. If s/he walks by, grab the bag close and eye him/her suspiciously.

5. Stare at your roommate for five menit out of every hour. Don't say anything, just stare.

6. Hang up pictures of chickens all over the room. If your roommate eats eggs, yell at him/her and call him/her a cannibal.

7. Keep a hamster as a pet. Buy a blender,...

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I Feel like Such a Weirdo

posted by thespikedturtle

Ugh...

Everywhere around me at school, I see smoking, fighting, and cursing, I think it's ridiculous. Of course, I don't do any of that, I'm the one anda may think of as a nerd. Unfortunately, oleh today's standards, "being a nerd" actualy means "doing what's right."

I have musical talents, I can't be humble on that. I'm also pretty smart, I hardly ever study, but I've gotten honor roll all my life. When a lot of people think of me, they think of the talents I have, not my personality. And to me, personality is everything, and I think that's the way it was supposed to be. But all that matters today...

Cleverbot vs. kutipan from my favorit show, Part 1

posted by Jeffersonian

User: I didn't know anda could play Twister all oleh yourself.

Cleverbot: I didn't know anda could play the cello online either.

User: Cat got your tongue, because there's an extra one here.

Cleverbot: No the dog actually. But close.

User: I for one feel bad for the chicken.

Cleverbot: anda spelled fear wrong...

User: Would a redhead wear a red blouse? That's a rhetorical question.

Cleverbot: Probably, but he atau she wouldn't want to admit it.

User: I don't know, I didn't write it down.

Cleverbot: I'm going to copy and paste it so that anda can see that anda di.

User: Too bad it wasn't a learn how to swim patch....

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Funniest roleplay EVAH!

posted by woowie

Kat: anda spin my head right 'round, right 'round-
Zapnis: DONCHA WISH YO GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME-
Kat: I'D LIKE TO MAKE MYSELF BELIEVE-
Zapnis: I KISSED A GIRL-
Doofenshmirtz: SHUT UP ALREADY! I'M TRYING TO WORK ON MY TOASTINATOR!
*Zim comes in*
Zim: SURRENDER NOW HUMANS!
Kat: Uhh, Zap and I aren't humans, and anda know us-
Zim: Shut up, girl!
Gir: AH LIKE TACOS!
*Mermaidman comes in*
Kat: I WANT YO cinta AND I WANT YO REVENGE-
Mermaidman: EEEVIL!
*Bloo from Foster's walks in*
Bloo: AH AM PIERRE'S COUSIN! I HAVE ZE EAR ON ZE SAHD OF MAH FECE!
Kat: AH AM PIERRE'S GIRLFRIEND!
All: ◎_◎
Kat: WHAT!?
Doof: Leave now everyone! Kat, anda stay since anda live here.
*everyone leaves*
Doof: I'm going back to bed.
Kat: Me too.

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10 reasons why Alice Cullen is way better then Leah Clearwater!!!

posted by vampirelover101

DO anda wanna know reasons why Alice Cullen is better then any werewolf out there ( espeshally Leah Clearwater)???? Well read on to see 10 reasons why.............

Oh ya if your a Leah Clearwater fan then anda might not wanna read this but if anda do and it affends anda then leave a komentar and i can tell anda in person why your sooo stupid and ya i worned anda so..................

TEN REASONS WHY ALICE IS BETTER THEN LEAH!!!

1. Alice is acually nice unlike Leah who made Bella cry for no reason at all ( Breaking Dawn)

2. Leah doesn't care about other people she only cares about herself well Alice does...

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Instructions For Giving Your Cat A Pill :D !!!

posted by wild-bby

1) Pick up cat and buaian, cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.

2) Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. buaian, cradle in left arm an repeat process.

3)Retreive cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away. Take new pill from foil wrap, craddle in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand . Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger....

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My Evil Niece Hailey

posted by werewolflover

Yeah,this is the first artikel I've written,so it probably won't be good.
O.K I have a 7 tahun old niece and she might not seem evil,but trust me she is.If anda met her you'd think she was a sweet,little angel
Her mom,my sis Heather,got married a few years ago.Well the man she married had 2 kids.Ever since she lived with them,she's been evil.
She tells my mom No
She tells us she hates us.She thinks she's the boss.She hits me and then says I hit her first(i'm old enough to know anda don't hit when anda don't get what anda want)She calls me fat.she can't take a joke and then says im fat and don't "play"because I don't like being outside and hate sports.There's lebih but I don't really want to write anymore.Tell me what anda think in komentar please:)

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OMG Hannah Monatana OMG!

posted by ihavOTD

I am Anti- Miley because of this:

OH MY GOSH! I was just watching stupid HM and near the end, Miley and Lily started talking about-guess who? ROBERT PATTINSON. That's sick. here is their convo:(at least what though I heard)

" It's just sad that anda can't find a bf..." Lily says.
" Yeah... Hey, I guess Hannah can tanggal Robert Pattinson!" Miley says
" Oh....Robert Pattinson is SO dreamy...."
Thats sickening Disney. I feel bad for Rob. He can't hide ANYWHERE...
Really, do anda realize how crazy and gross a lot of fan are???? Here is a gross artikel about some crazed fans:

Robert Pattinson Approached oleh “Gross”, “Bleeding”...

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chapter 3 of the awesome book of nothingness!!

posted by funnyshawna

Chapter 2—Canada . . . eh.
Okay, so this is an email to my friend who moved to Canada…eh. Her name is Brenna. Eh. I just thought id include it for your benefit. Eh.

“Lahdiedahdiedahdoodoodahdohetehtakwjeorna!
that is my new favorit song, just so anda know. omg ;i wrote lebih in
my big book of nothingness, but im at school, so i don’t have it with
me:( its cool it deals with begging for money, tupai clothing,
headband helmets, and furry insides! i bet u can’t wait! ha-ha! yay for
the awesome book of nothingness! i put the first part of it on the
internet and ppl thought...

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21 Ways to say I cinta anda (In Guy's Point of View)

posted by milorox18

21 Ways to Say I cinta You

♥

1. Call her the selanjutnya day.

♥

2. Always laugh at her jokes.

♥

3. Tell her (truthfully) that anda can't wait to see her again.

♥

4. Offer her a backrub, without asking for one in return.

♥

5. Call her just to say anda were thinking about her.

♥

6. Bring her a teddy beruang and chicken sup when she's sick.

♥

7. Write her a poem.

♥

8. Slow dance with her (not only on a dance floor).

♥

9. Bring her bunga for no reason.

♥

10. Send her a (handwritten) letter just to say hello.

♥

11. Always remember your anniversaries and bring her something sweet.

♥

12. ciuman her in the middle...

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Respectfully Cheating

posted by karpach_14

Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary.

"Betty, I was wondering -- have anda ever cheated on me?"

"Oh Jack, why would anda ask such a pertanyaan now? anda don't want to ask that question..."

"Yes, Betty, I really want to know. Please."

"Well, all right. Yes, 3 times."

"Three? When were they?"

"Well, Jack, remember when anda were 35 years old and anda really wanted to start the business on your own and no bank would give anda a loan? Remember how one hari the bank president himself came over to the house and signed the loan papers, no pertanyaan asked?"

"Oh, Betty, anda did that for me!...

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ABC's of ex girlfriends

posted by karpach_14

A
is for Arteries.
You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for anda anda twit she was only after your money and could have diberikan a shit about you.

B
is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get huge and his eyebrows finally grow completely together and they get fat and old together and then DIE!!

C
is for Call ya later.She won't. She never has before.

D
is for Dumped. Does D need to be explained?

E
is for Eating like a pig. Remember when...

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My Job Sucks

posted by smileypop9

I found this on www.funny.com, and it's kinda hilarious!! Can anda guess whose and what job it is?

You think your job sucks? Let me tell anda about the people I work with.
First, there's this supermodel wanna-be chick. Ok, I'll admit, she's pretty hot, but damn she is completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair atau putting on her makeup. She is extremely self centered and never considers the needs of anyone other than herself. She is dumber than a box of rocks and I find it surprising that she has enough brain power to breathe.
The selanjutnya chick is exactly the opposite- she might even...

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The Shaggy anjing Theme

posted by coolkatstar

I found this on the internet :P

part I
Everybody who has a dog calls it "Rover" atau "Boy"; I called mine "Sex". Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the city hall to renew his license, I told the clerk I wanted to have a license for Sex. He berkata "I'd like to have one too." Then I berkata "But this is a dog". He berkata he didn't care want she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He berkata I must have been quite a kid.

Then when I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk I wanted a room for...

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Calliope Channel episode 9

posted by invadercalliope

CAALLIIOOPPEE CHHAANNEELL!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's me your host Invader Calliope ^^
Can anda believe were already on our ninth episode!
TIME SURE FLIES!Welcome to another happy episode of Calliope Channel! Well today were gonna bring another character out! And it's.....Lardnard!
Invader Calliope:SO COME OUT!
Lardnard:Oh *falls*
Invader Calliope:You sound like some nerdy turtle.
Lardnard:Well umm i'm here.
Invader Calliope:FINALLY THINGS ARE PICKING UP AROUND HERE!
Lardnard:Yeah!
Invader Calliope:Yeah.That's how anda respond.
Lardnard:Umm is there a problem.
Invader Calliope:Ohhh nothing! Oh NO WERE OUTTA TIME BYE ME!
The End!

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Bumble Bee Lyrics

posted by invadercalliope

Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Sweet little bumble bee I know what anda want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble bee lebih than just a fantasy
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da

My jantung skips a beat
When anda walk in the room
I go boom boom boom
You go zoom zoom zoom
You're my playboy, playtoy
Love and my friend
I wanna be with anda until the end

I give my jantung and my soul to you
To make anda see its true
Im so confused, baby, cant anda see
Please come rescue me

Sweet little bumble bee I know what anda want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble...

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Calliope Channel episode 6

posted by invadercalliope

CAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOPPPEEEE
CHHHAAAAAANNNNNNNEEEEELLLL!
Hia everyone I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
TIME FOR THE SIX EPISODE OF CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I hope anda are getting use to this tampil cuz I am!
Well todays specail guest is......Angry monkey!
Angry Monkey:Gir
Invader Calliope:Did anda say something!
Angry Monkey:Uh nothing s-sorry.
Invader Calliope:Well it looks like the Angry Monkey is'nt use to interviews!He must be nervous because of all the people watching!
Angry Monkey:*scared*
Invader Calliope:So anyway wait we are all outta time well BYE EVERYONE!I hope anda enjoy the picture!
The End!