Soviet Russia Jokes!

I bet anda can't keep up with this oneshot.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I was walking down the road when I triped on a napkin. I know. a napkin right? but it was a wet napkin and for some reson my sidewalk is made of tial. so I slid on the napkin and bumped into the worst thing ever. Barney. Why barney was there I don't know. Barney started bernyanyi so I shot him. But then cops came. But they giggled like little girls and shot barney them selfs. They then berkata they would give me a ride. but then I found out one of the cops was that like 12 tahun old boy who drove the car in rebecca...

1. Would anda get back with your last ex if anda could?
Probably not

2. What color kemeja are anda wearing?
Baby blue

3. Would anda ciuman anyone on your friends list?
Maybe Christian but Mickey would kill me :P

4. Do anda have a 'thing' for someone on your friends list?
No

5. How many people on your puncak, atas friends daftar do anda know in real life?
None sadly XD

6. How many kids do anda want to have?
Twins and maybe a boy...

7. Do anda have a good relationship with your parents?
Sure

8. What name would anda want besides the one anda have?
Natalie I want your name best friend X3!

9. Would anda ever make out with someone of the...