Life's too short for the wrong job.

got this off a website :)

1. I'm so goth, I got a tattoo of celtic knotwork starting at the puncak, atas of my head, winding all the way down my body, and trailing five feet behind me on the floor.

2. I'm so goth I AM a tattoo.

3. I'm so goth my name is "Tattoo" and I was on fantasi Island.

4. I'm so goth, in preschool, the only crayon I used was black.

5. I 'm so goth I use black cotton balls.

6. I'm so goth I dyed my shadow black.

7. I'm so goth I dyed my belly button black.

8. I'm so goth my pupils are black.

9. I'm so goth my black is blacker than your black. I call it "black black."

10. I'm so goth,...

Note: This was my speech for debat team, therefore it would be presented as a proper speech and not something for online viewing, take this into consideration while membaca this, thank you, and enjoy.

Imagine a world where anda could be turned down from a job because anda were black and your employer was a white man, a world where anda can be pulled over and asked for citizenship for being a Mexican, a world in which anda cannot marry the cinta of your life because anda two were the same sex.

Welcome to America, friends.

The United States is berkata to be a free country, one with civility. anda would think...

Act like a dog, growl at people.
Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a lebih suitable host body."
Apply dripping red paint around the edge of the roof hatch. When someone enters, look upwards and whisper "I think they want in..."
Ask each passenger getting on if anda can push the button for them. Press the wrong ones.
Ask everyone what they made for their side dish.
Ask someone to take your temperature, then turn around and bend over.
Ask, "did anda hear that cable snapping sound?"
Attempt to hypnotize the other passengers.
Bet the other passengers anda can fit a quarter in your nose.
Blow spit...

Song: link



Hi, I'm Scootaloo, and I'm the narrator. Now that we got the terrible intro out of the way, it's time to start our fanfic which is a parody of Don't Swim On Sundays, Cupcakes, and Jeff The Killer.

I live with pelangi Dash, and we were going to pindah into a very nice house oleh a cupcake factory. This story takes place in February, 2014.

Rainbow Dash: *Putting bags into the bagasi, batang of her car*
Scootaloo: Do we have enough room for my...

Another ten indie games reviewed and another artikel talking about all the great stuff that makes the indie market what it is. But before anda we get to that, anda all know the drill. It’s time to talk about the indie games that I reviewed and see which ones were the best. Now there isn’t gonna be any YIIKs atau We Happy Fews this time. Every game was a game I enjoyed. Yeah, some lebih than others, but there wasn’t a bad game this time, and thank goodness. But don’t worry, the selanjutnya few will have some real stinkers. So let us see which games are the best and which are the least best.

10: Divekick...