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1. Follow them around the house while giggling loudly.
2. Moo whenever they say your name.
3. Pretend to have amnesia.
4. Say everything backwards.
5. Run into walls.
6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"
8. Snort loudly when anda laugh.
9. Say all of the words in a film.
10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"
11. Go around the house saying: "Beep, beep!" Then hit your head with a book.
12. Have a lively conversation with a pen.
13. Have 20 imaginary...
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posted by hrsagar
A boy had cancer & he had 1 bulan to live . He cinta a girl who was working in a CD shop. Bu t he didn't tell her about his . Everyday he went 2 the CD toko & bought a CD 2 talk to her . But he found she never berkata anything to him. After a bulan he died . When the girl went to his halaman awal & asked abt him , his mom told that he died & took her to his room . She saw all CDs r unopened . The girl cryed & cryed....;-(
Finally she also died .
* u know why ???
Bcoz she kept her own cinta letters inside the CD packs. So it means , she also loved her !!
So if u cinta some1 say 2 her/him directly . Don't wait 4 the destiny of role.............
posted by lloonny
-Last night I lay in tempat tidur looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

-The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.


-The road to success is always under construction.

-When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

-If anda die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

-After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist berkata something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."

-Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone...
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posted by EmzLovesCheryl
Guys, I just want to say. I am so so glad that I've discovered fanpop. I've met some amazing people, I've read some inspiring things, and through fanpop I've gained confidence, and I've realized that I'm not alone in this world, there are other people going through what I go through. I've discovered reasons to back up what I believed before, which has made me believe them even more. I've had some amusing conversations, I've learnt things that I had no idea I didn't know, and I just want to say thanks. Thanks for being here when no one else was. I've been able to talk open-mindedly, gain support...
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posted by kitkat709477
Girl Facts--- When a girl is mean to anda after a break-up she wants anda back but she is too scared she'll get hurt and knows you're gone forever! When anda catch a girl glancing at you, she wants anda to look back and smile. When a girl bumps into your arm, while walking with anda she wants anda to hold her hand. When she wants a hug she will just stand there. When anda break a girls jantung she still feels it when anda run into each other 3 years later. When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind. When a girl is stops arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
The story we have for anda today is one of love, friendship, and how to co-exist.

Salati is a leopard that was adopted oleh the Brooker family in South Africa. The family helps to rehabilitate binatang that are injured. Salati came to the Brooker family when it was just a cub, and instantly became friends with Tommy, a golden retriever. Tommy was also a anak anjing, anjing at the time.

anda would think that a friendship between this unlikely pair would be impossible. But no. The two binatang connected from the first moment. Now the two binatang are fully grown and they are still friends. They spend time together running, playing, sleeping, whatever!

They have left behind the stereotype of cat and dog and found friendship instead.
posted by justinbieberfw
1.) start looking at the stuff they have in the gerobak, keranjang saying things like "eww who likes this" "thats a fashion nightmere" ect.

2.) ask acak ppl if there bob. if they say yes, then say y r u sayin yes. "y r u talkin 2 me". and start cryin

3.) start bernyanyi Barney songs as loud as u can

4.) go up to acak ppl and say "tag, ur it"

5.) start giving ppl fashion tips. "o that kemeja is so last fall" " those pants? big no no" " o and dont even getme started on those shoes"

6.) go up 2 sum1, talk till they talk. then say " srry im not spose 2 talk 2 starngers"

7.) hit pplwith meat and say "glad to meat ya

8.) go up 2 a women and pat there belly sayin "wen r u due"

9.) go up 2 men and pat there belly sayin "wen r u due"

10.) start pokein a person, wen they look act like u r payin attention to sumthing else. then keep poken and doin the same thing
posted by simpleplan
really don't hate you, I'm just severely allergic to stupidity

I'm not having a battle of wits with you, I refuse to fight a unarmed opponent

Who ever says "words can't hurt you" has never been hit in the face with a dictionary

People say money can't buy happiness. They LIE. Money can buy a jet-ski. anda ever see anyone unhappy on a jet-ski? Well?

Wants to know...If guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?

Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids

Everyone's entitled to be stupid but anda are abusing the privilege

Why yes, I do frequently burst out in...
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How many times do anda get passed oleh and ignored in the halls at school? Wouldn't your morning be so much brighter if people actually acknowledged your existence? Of course it would. But since people are fickle, anda must force them. Here's how to provoke a friendly greeting, atau at least make someone else feel happier as s/he comes glowering into the building.

Who knows? Your target might even pass along the gesture to someone else, who will pass it along to someone else, and that someone else will then... (you get the point; joy is contagious). Just think how many days could be brightened by...
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posted by teamian
Q .. Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?
A .. To see what was on the other side.

Q .. Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A .. Because on the box it berkata From 2-4 years.

Q .. Why did the blonde call the welfare office?
A .. She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One hari the husband comes halaman awal from work and his wife says, "Honey, anda know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could anda fix it?" The husband says, "What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?" A few days go by, and...
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posted by 1122ridr
 Em I going mad?
Em I going mad?
I know I am. I just know it. My room is covered with pinguin, penguin stuff, I have a really big Mad Hatter hat,And I...I hate to admit it, but, I think I'm attracted to the March Hare. I must be going insane. The only book that I read is Alice in Wonderland and the only movie I watch is A Nightmare on Elm street. Tell me that I'm not going mad! I only drink tee, is that crazy atau what? Do anda think I'm going insane? I bet that anda do, don't you? Tell me, "Why is a raven like a righting desk?" Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
posted by Shelly_McShelly
•    You will never find anybody who can give anda a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight-savings time.

•    You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests anda think she's pregnant unless anda can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

•    The most powerful force in the universe is gossip.

•    The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status atau ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that...
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My name is Angela, and I'm in cinta with Jacob Black.And I have a weird talent. I can appear in places that I dream of and talk to people there!
I'm 16 years old and I go in "Forks High" high school. I met Jacob in one of my dreams, and after I moved in Forks I met him in real life.

Angela's POV
-Hey, anybody there?
Someone walked out from the dark. It's a boy. He was hot..Actually he looked exactly like Jacob Black..Hm.
The boy- Hey! What are anda doing here?!
-I don't know. I just appeared here, and I need help. anda see, I have this talent. What I dream of is actually reality. It's hard to explain....
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Reasons I cinta You:

1) The way anda stand oleh my side


2) The times anda make sure nothing will harm me


3) How anda always find a new way to "WoW" me


4) When I'm sad, anda take the pain away with a joke


5) How anda always look deep into my eyes


6) How anda can make my jantung melt with your soft lips


7) The way anda hold my hand so tight


8) The way anda never let my hands go


8) How anda always watch out for me


9) They way anda make sure I have everything I need


10) How anda always know what to say when I get mad at you


11) When anda buy me things out of the blue


12) How anda say the cutest...
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posted by karpach_14
A single drop of sweat from Chuck Norris was found to quench the thirst of an entire african village for 23 straight days. Subsequently, an olympic athlete from that village was disqualified from his event for testing positive for performance enhancing drugs.

Chuck Norris can read lady Gaga's poker face.

Chuck Norris says the alphabet faster backwards then anda can say it fowards.

When Chuck Norris goes to sleep, he doesn't dream he lives it.

In an alternate universe, Chuck Norris is just a myth. However, he pwns people there anyways.

When Chuck Norris drinks beer, the bir gets drunk.

Ninjas want...
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posted by wisegirl778
Hehe


1: Post an artical like this!
2: Go to the community pool.
3: Try to do as many backflips as possible in one minute.
4: Call your crush and see what he/she says to you.
5: Look up your least favorit teacher in the phone book and then prank call them saying they ordered three hundred gallon of spoiled mustard
6: Get together with your friends and go to the mall atau something that guys do
7: Go nightswimming
8: Grab your ipod and lay on your tempat tidur listening to every song on it.
9: Look up acak people in your yearbook and if anda know them call them.
10: Play a prank on your little sibling...
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added by BiteMeCullen107
Stupid pickup lines That guys actually think work on girlsXD

-are anda from tennessee; cause your the only ten I see
-did it hurt when anda fell from heaven
-excuse me, I've seem to have lost my number, can I have yours
-if anda were a booger I'd pick anda first
-help the homeless...take me halaman awal with you
-oh no! I'm choking...I think I need mouth to mouth
-there must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you
-hey I'm looking for treasure, can I look in your chest
-do anda have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes
-hello I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart
-hi, I'm new...
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This has probably happened to a lot of anda because of taking notes in class.

Have anda ever got a little blister atau callus because of menulis too much on your finger? It's normal. All it is is a small callus from the pen applying a bit too much pressure atau rubbing for too long against your skin.

Calluses are not dangerous, but they aren't pretty either. All people who practice something with their hands all the time get them. Playing the gitar atau even cooking a lot can result in calluses.

So anda have some calluses and anda want to get rid of them. Fine. Use pens that have a little padding and try not to push down so hard on the pen.

anda can also do a treatment to get rid of calluses. Put your hands in warm water with lemon for 10 menit and let them soak. Then dry them off and apply creams atau badam, almond oil to the callus. Use hand cream daily and anda will see a difference.

If the callus hurts and does not go away then ask your parents about it. Lol