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Jeff Foxworthy is now picking on Michigan.

If anda consider it a sport to gather your food oleh drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all hari hoping that the food will swim by, anda might live in Michigan .

If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each tahun because Pellston is the coldest spot in the nation, anda might live in Michigan .

If your local Dairy queen is closed from November through April, anda might live in Michigan .

If anda instinctively walk like a pinguin, penguin for five months out of the year, anda might live in Michigan .

If someone in a store offers...

Okay,No need to be so rough on yourself!Because anda know what?IT'S NOT WORTH IT!!!Here are a few reasons that anda must continue to smile,laugh and to the teenagers who want to kill themselves why to live.
1.You're individual!You're yourself!You're not afraid of being who anda are and anda should be proud of it,because not many people are like that!Most of them pretend to be someone who they're not and that often makes them feel worse than you.Seeing that you're happy and you're free to express yourself they get aggressive and they want to make anda feel bad!I say:FUCK THEM!
2.If you're a little...

anda know you're a 'Furry Fan' when...
Rabies replaces cancer as your number one disease concern.
Your favorit character from bintang Trek is Lieutenant M'Ress (from the animated series).
You think "Beauty and the Beast" was spoiled oleh Beast becoming human.
You replace Elle McPherson pinups with those of Amy the Squirrel, Erma Felna, atau Minerva Mink.
You slip the word 'fur' into as many places as possible in your mail.
You can identify a captionless book illustration as being Doug Wingers' in under ten seconds.
None of your favorit female (or male) fiction characters are actually human.
You go...

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: ) happy face
:-) just kidding atau happy
:-( depressed atau frowning
(:-( extremely Sad
B-) cool atau sunglasses
:-))) overweight
d:-) a baseball player
:-D laughing
:-P tongue sticking out
:-o surprised
8-o shocked
:-s confused
:- skeptical
:-)' drooling
:-)8 well dressed because of bow tie
8-) glasses
*<|:-) Santa
:-{} big mouth
=:-)= punk rocker with a goatee
:v) big nose
:-# braces
:^) broken nose
:-[#] eating
:<) Ivy League school
:-& tongue tied
:*) drunk
:-'] cold
[(:-)](:-( a toupee and it's windy
:-8 talking out of both...