my friend sent me this text message a while yang lalu and i thought it was hilarious!!!
i need to ask anda somethingand i want anda to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how anda feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want anda to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...
Pepsi atau Coke?
Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.
i need to ask anda somethingand i want anda to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how anda feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want anda to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...
Pepsi atau Coke?
Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.
1. We only cry infront of anda when we
a) want anda to comfort us, or
b) can't help it
2. We only wear mini rok when we are single,
not because we do it for you. But not all of us.
3. When we talk about how "hot" guys are, we don't mean it.
Personality is all we care about. But a hot guy's a plus
4. If anda ask us what's wrong and we don't reply... DON'T
ASK AGAIN. We don't atau feel like anda should know, so
forget about it.
5. When we say we're mad, upset, atau angery, belive us.
Because we MEAN it.
6. Do not, I repeat. Do not EVER make our FATHERS
MAD. Just don't go there, okay?
7. If anda think we like to hang out with anda every
waking minute, think twice.
8. Have anda ever thought that we only do the things
we do for you?
9. When anda ask us out, and we say yes, our first date
better be AWESOME. If not, read number 6 again. <3
10. When we say we cinta you... anda better believe it.
a) want anda to comfort us, or
b) can't help it
2. We only wear mini rok when we are single,
not because we do it for you. But not all of us.
3. When we talk about how "hot" guys are, we don't mean it.
Personality is all we care about. But a hot guy's a plus
4. If anda ask us what's wrong and we don't reply... DON'T
ASK AGAIN. We don't atau feel like anda should know, so
forget about it.
5. When we say we're mad, upset, atau angery, belive us.
Because we MEAN it.
6. Do not, I repeat. Do not EVER make our FATHERS
MAD. Just don't go there, okay?
7. If anda think we like to hang out with anda every
waking minute, think twice.
8. Have anda ever thought that we only do the things
we do for you?
9. When anda ask us out, and we say yes, our first date
better be AWESOME. If not, read number 6 again. <3
10. When we say we cinta you... anda better believe it.
things that make you...
being ugly is a state of mind
think yourself ugly ... slowly anda become ugly
having a lack of confindence...you soon become ugly
being obsesed with the way anda look
being obsesed with being what "men/women" want
putting peaple down
being a bitch
worrying
saying ewwwww atau not accepting peaples diffreces
all signs of ugliness...add up the signs how ugly have anda become?
im ugly how do i change....
be natral and true
one acak act of kindness everyday
look at someone for who they are not what they look like - everyones idea of beauty is diffrent yet we are subliminialy told its the same
look for your truth not the worlds
cinta yourself
cinta the world
spread some joy
cinta peace ..... not fighting
stand tall and proud and confident in who anda are.
dont let the world change you
thank anda for taking the time to read ... this came from my jantung and i hope it will help someone out there <3 <3
being ugly is a state of mind
think yourself ugly ... slowly anda become ugly
having a lack of confindence...you soon become ugly
being obsesed with the way anda look
being obsesed with being what "men/women" want
putting peaple down
being a bitch
worrying
saying ewwwww atau not accepting peaples diffreces
all signs of ugliness...add up the signs how ugly have anda become?
im ugly how do i change....
be natral and true
one acak act of kindness everyday
look at someone for who they are not what they look like - everyones idea of beauty is diffrent yet we are subliminialy told its the same
look for your truth not the worlds
cinta yourself
cinta the world
spread some joy
cinta peace ..... not fighting
stand tall and proud and confident in who anda are.
dont let the world change you
thank anda for taking the time to read ... this came from my jantung and i hope it will help someone out there <3 <3
1.Go into the restroom,fall into the toilet and scream at the puncak, atas of your lungs TOILET RAPE!
2.Go to the toy section,find a large teddy beruang and start frenching it.
3.Rip apart books,magizines,ect. anda hate.
4.Ask a person if the have ever been toilet raped.
5.Speak pig latin,Russain,German,ect. to the employees.
6.Grap as many balls as anda can and start thoughing them at people.If the get mad say anda were trying to play dodge ball with them.
7.Bring a portable stero and play the loudest most annoying song ever.
8.Slap a acak person in front of a bunch of people and say,"I can not beleive anda cheated on me with that whore" and point to a acak girl.
9.Try selling "chololate".
10.If anda are alone in the restroom,take off your pad and leave it in the sink.
11.If anda are alone and no one is coming to your aisle,take a wizz atau dump there!
12.Scream ABUSE if someone hits,kicks,slaps ect. you.
13.Find fake blood and right on the walls scary sayings.
2.Go to the toy section,find a large teddy beruang and start frenching it.
3.Rip apart books,magizines,ect. anda hate.
4.Ask a person if the have ever been toilet raped.
5.Speak pig latin,Russain,German,ect. to the employees.
6.Grap as many balls as anda can and start thoughing them at people.If the get mad say anda were trying to play dodge ball with them.
7.Bring a portable stero and play the loudest most annoying song ever.
8.Slap a acak person in front of a bunch of people and say,"I can not beleive anda cheated on me with that whore" and point to a acak girl.
9.Try selling "chololate".
10.If anda are alone in the restroom,take off your pad and leave it in the sink.
11.If anda are alone and no one is coming to your aisle,take a wizz atau dump there!
12.Scream ABUSE if someone hits,kicks,slaps ect. you.
13.Find fake blood and right on the walls scary sayings.