1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."
2. If anda have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
3. Start each meal oleh conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."
4. Name your dog "Dog."
5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what anda think."
7. Claim that anda must always wear a bicycle ketopong, helm as part of your "astronaut training."
8. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything...
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