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posted by invadercalliope

I wanna be the very best

Like no one ever was

To catch them is my real test

To train them is my cause

I will travel across the land

Searching far and wide

Teach Pokemon to understand

The power that's inside

Pokemon!

Gotta catch 'em all--

It's anda and me

I know it's my destiny

Pokemon!

Ooooh, you're my best friend

In a world we must defend

Pokemon!

Gotta catch 'em all--

Our hearts so true

Our courage will pull us through

You teach me and I'll teach you

Pokemon!

Gotta catch 'em all!

Gotta catch 'em all!

Yeeaa.

Every challenge along the way

With courage I can face

To claim my rightful place

Come with me the time is right...

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THIS IS FUNNY

posted by jessicamc26

A stoner called the api department and said, "Come quick my house is on fire!" The Fireman asked "How do we get there?" The stoner says "DUH, the big red truck!"

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:)

posted by sapherequeen

:)

I just want to take the time to thank everyone here who has known me, been on my side, is a fan of me, cares about me, etc. :)

I appreciate every single person here, and despite my being very moody at times, I will always care for those who feel the same towards me :D

I noticed that I've been very...unpleasant on fanpop towards some people, and I apologize for that. All I could say was that I was in the Darkest Time of my life, and it consumed me entirely. But now, that will change >:)

I am me again. I cinta and respect those who have always been there for me, were kind to me, are my fans, and appreciate each and every one of anda for the rest of my life :)

I cinta anda all! Have a beautiful, wonderful hari :D

-LOL!-

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Emails to ALice

posted by KatiiCullen94

dear Alice.
i don't know why i say alice anymore, i think now i write these emails to myself, to secure me that anda were real, that anda all were , that he was.
There is evidence that anda were here. and was my best friend. But sometimes i dont know wheither i was dreaming atau not, But i stop that thought to think again, if it was a dream and anda diddnt exist,then how did i know your name, atau did i make anda up, along with every one else. Maybe i'm going crazy, from without anda i dont know. But i want to find out. Do anda think a crazy person can be the one to digiosed themselves?? Lets hope for...

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HelluvaBoss review:

posted by Canada24

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Sense whatsupbugs reviewed Hazbin, I thought it'll be a fun excuse to re-review Helluva Boss. Back in the day, Viv made two pilots on her channel, both set in hell. And I knew from the beginning this was the one I preferred, the sitcom styled one starring Brandon Rogers and Richard Steven Horvitz.. Yeah that's right, she has Zim..

Like Hazbin, this series is intended for adult audiences. It deals with strong language, sexual content, and violence..

Like all shows, this has both positives and negatives, though the negatives are why I'm reluctant on watching Hazbin. Sense it's the same creator,...

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61 Things Girls dont know about Guys- this is in a Guys Point of View

posted by milorox18

1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! (oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with lebih than 5 guys..you're a HOE)

2. "Hey, are anda busy?" atau "Are anda doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3... Guys may be flirting around all hari but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's...

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Prank Call Ideas!

posted by OmegaLeader

(Found it on the internet thought it was pretty interesting.)

You call your victim and anda want to confuse them. No laughing atau anything, just a normal voice like someone would call you. Me and my friends do this a lot.

Script:
You call the person...

Person: Hello?
You: Hello?
Person: Uh, hi. Who is this and what do anda want?
You: What? Oh no no no no no! It is anda who is calling me. Ok, so what did anda need?
Person: No no I didn't call you. anda called me. Wait, who is this??
You: NO! I didn't call you! anda are the one who called me! Now i ask one lebih time who are anda and why did anda call my at this...

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acak jokes

posted by sakurahanazono

Alpha kenny body

1.)Write down on a piece of paper "Alpha kenny body" and get someone to read it. (it sounds like they're saying I'll fuck anybody xD)

I won a math debate

2.)Write down "I won a math debate" and once again get someone to read it. (It should sound like they're saying I want to masterbate xD)

Eye map ness

3.) Say: Eye
Spell: Map
Say: ness

Write this down on paper and anda have to do as instructed on the left. (It sounds like they're saying I'm a penis xD)

Eye Emma rate hard

4.) write down "Eye emma rate hard" down on a piece of paper (it sounds like they're saying I'm a retard)

Eye M egg ay

5.) Say: Eye
Say: M
Say: egg
Say: ay

(It should sound like they're saying I am a gay xD)

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39 Things to Do to Confuse, Annoy and/or Freak Out Strangers

posted by BeastBoyCahill

1. Walk up to them and ask them for their autographs.
2. Walk up to them, introduce yourself extremely upbeat and friendly-like and end the conversation oleh saying "It was nice to meet you. It's so cool to talk to people outside of the asylum." Then walk away.
3. While walking down the street, in a mall atau any other such place, laugh out loud for no apparent reason. Be as creative with the way anda laugh as anda wish.
4. Run up to them, excitedly calling them Father, Mother, Aunt atau Uncle. If anda dare, hug them.
5. While passing a acak stranger, stop and exclaim to them, "You have no idea!" in a...

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50 Ways To Annoy People

posted by karpach_14

Bored? Need something to spice up your day? Why not annoy the living shit out of someone anda love? Here are a few suggestions.

1. Go to the library. Every 15 minutes, go up to the same guy and joke, "Working hard atau hardly working?"

2. At the dentist, start screaming as soon as anda open your mouth.

3. Stand in front of the TV while your dad is watching a big game.

4. Every 30 menit atau so, call your friend who is babysitting and breathe into the phone.

5. Scrape your ring atau your nails on the blackboard selanjutnya time you're asked to do a problem at the board.

6. selanjutnya konser anda go to, yell out "Mmmbop!"...

NikPiks - Arin Hanson: The Man Who Became Too Woke

posted by windwakerguy430

Famous Newgrounds content creator, also known as Arin Hanson from the let’s play channel Game Grumps, was once a prolific animator and considered one of the biggest. If anda don’t know Arin as an animator, you’d be forgiven for that. Arin Hanson’s old career has been buried and forgotten, but hey, times change right…. Right…. Right?! Hello, boys and girls. Welcome to another episode of Content Cop. Idubbbz here with the new rant article. I ranted before about David Cage and his creeping abilities, but now it’s time to talk about something else. It’s time to hit closer to home....

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cari Me

posted by nmdis

"Search Me"

Through this skin anda see
My heart
Through this laughter anda feel
My pain
Even through this mask anda see
My face
For anda are the only one who really knows just who I am

And anda cari me
And anda know all the secrets of my heart
And anda cari me
Revealing the mysteries of who anda are
anda cari me

Growing up never comes
Easily
In Your hands, You're the potter
Molding me
Then why do I wear this mask and play this game
Of hide and seek
When anda are the only one who really knows just who I am

And anda cari me
And anda know all the secrets of my heart
And anda cari me
Revealing the...

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A LOGICAL SOLUTION.

posted by Wendy99

Now here is a problem that finally has a formula for getting to the bottom of an age old problem.
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give lebih than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving lebih than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants anda to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help anda answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K l M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13...

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Weirdest Omegle Conversation I've Ever Had

posted by 214

You’re now chatting with a acak stranger. Say hi!

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

Stranger: WOOF

Stranger: WOOF

Stranger: WOOF

Stranger: WOOF

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

Stranger: WOOF

You: meow

Stranger: WOOF

You: meow

You: NOT ANOTHER DOG! O_O

Stranger: HAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!! 8D

You: anda HAVE GOT TO BE KITTEN ME. T_T

Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA I SEE WHAT anda DID THERE!!! KI FUCKING SAW IT!!!! 8D

You: O_O

You: I AM A MAGICAL CAT.

Stranger: ZALDGFALDGASDFALDFGALDSFGASDA OH MY GOD. IM A MAGICAL BURRITO. WANNA...

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9 Things Guys should say to gurls 2 make them feel special.

posted by ilovezuko23

1. You're beautiful.- girls think when anda say 'hot' your looking at our body, not our personality.

2. anda look perfect.- gurls like it when men think we're perfect.

3. I wish I could see u everyday.-it makes us gurls think we're loved and anda never get tired of being with us.

4. I cinta anda and only you.-Well, anda guys get the picture.

5. I will be with anda forever.

6. anda have no flaws.

7. You'll always be in my picture, even if ur not there.

8. anda shine brighter than the sun.

9. There is no reason for anda to be ashamed of your body, you're very pretty.

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How to get kicked out of the DMV

posted by ilovezuko23

7 Things to do when anda want to get kicked out of the DMV. oleh Misery.

Pretend to be looking at a magazine, and start poking the guy selanjutnya to you.

Tap your foot to the tune of 'Gramma Got Ran Over oleh a Reindeer.'

Burst out into song. Sing 'Umbrella' until one of the people selanjutnya to anda look at anda funny. Get up,take their hands, and start spinning the person around the waiting room.

Start saying your number softly for 6 times, then louder for 5 times, and then yell it out 9 times into the person on your right's ear.

Start speaking your own tounge. Make up a language and find an old lady. Sit down selanjutnya to her, and start speaking your made up languge using frightening gestures.

Start quoting your favorit tampil the security guard.

Take out your iPod, and start belting out the first song that plays. Jump onto the table, and do a big tampil number. When the last word plays, do jazz hands and RUN out of the DMV.

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In-Indie - Hollow Knight

posted by windwakerguy430

Hello everyone and welcome to the selanjutnya half of In-Indie. I was able to binge a whole lot of new indie titles to get this out and boy, do we got some greats and some… not so much. But we’re here to talk about not just a great, but one of the best. A game that many online are calling the Dark Souls of the indie scene…. Wait, that’s not rig- Hollow Knight, everybody.

So yeah, this is a game that many would compare to Dark Souls and I would as well, but not for the reasons a subhuman, like, a video game journalist, would call this a Dark Souls game. Yes, the difficulty is there, which...

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Booty Song Masterpost; A daftar Of Songs About Butts

posted by zanhar1

Are anda bored? Do anda have the humor of a 10 tahun old boy? Do anda like musik that doesn't have a real point? Do anda like musik that will make your grandma look at anda with disappointment in her eyes!? If anda answered yes to any of these pertanyaan then here is a daftar for you. Swigity Swoogity here comes musik about that booty!

Black Eye'd Peas - My Hump
Big Sean - Dance
Jason Derulo - Wiggle
Dev - Booty Bounce
Bubba Sparxxx - Mrs New Booty
I Can't Wait For The Booty (Disney/Mrs New Booty)
Under The Booty (Disney/Mrs New Booty Mashup)
John jantung - Who Booty
Ugly God - Booty From A Distance
Ugly God -...

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puncak, atas ten most disturbing things I know about..

posted by Canada24

#10: TRIXIE'S FUNHOUSE:
This is at the bottom of my list, because its not nearly as bad as people say it is.
By this point, I am use to hearing stories about rape.
I review bad Alpha and Omega stories.
And the stories involved have everything from incest to turning cute characters into out of control sluts. MLP fairs no better sadly.
And I usually know what I'm getting myself into.
Truth is, Trixie is kinda attractive for pony, and the pervert side of me would probably 'let' her do such things to me.
But, we can't ALL be freaks like me, so. I guess I would recommend NOT membaca this story, ever!...

Borgeous-Wildfire (lyrics)

posted by Precious7732

(Music starts)
anda and I found cinta in the dark,We made up wildfire from the start
My demons wash it away like prints in the sand
And I wish I could turn back the time just to feel anda again
'Cause I would burn a thousand miles,To be with you
my wildire... (fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire)
My wildfire...
(Music starts) (wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiild)
(oh oh oh ohhhhh,oh oh oh ohhhhh,oh oh oh ohhhhh,oh oh oh ohhhhh)
anda got me,free falling through the sky
anda take me,to a different kind of high
My demons wash it away like prints in the sand
And I wish I could turn back the time just to feel anda again
'Cause I would burn a thousand miles,To be with anda my wildfire...(fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire)
My wildfire...
(Music starts) (wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiild)
(oh oh oh ohhhhh,oh oh oh ohhhhh,oh oh oh ohhhhh,oh oh oh ohhhhh)
(Music starts to end)