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1.Guys HATE sluts.(unless they are one themselves)

2."Hey are u busey?" atau "Are anda doing something later?" are two phrases to help prevent awkward silences.

3.Guys may be flirting around all hari long but before they go to sleep they always think of the girls they truely care about.

4. Before guys call u they reherse what they are about to say so that way they dont sound like a total looser. (But 9 times out of 10 they get nervous when u pick up the phone and forget it all)

5. Guys go CRAZY over a girls smile.

6.Guys will do anything just to get attention from anda girls.

7.Guys hate it when u talk about your ex boyfriend atau ex love. Unless they are going for the let-her-complain-to-me-so-she-realizes-how-much-I-care.

8.A guy who likes anda wants to be the only guy u talk to.

9.Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they are loved.

10.Guys get jealous really easy.

11.Dont talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.

12.Guys are lebih emotional than they want anda to think.

13.Giving guys a hanging message like "YOU KNOW WHAT!?!...never mind" Will make him jump to a conclusion thats far from what u r probally thinking. Then he will most likely spend the rest of his night obsessing over what u didnt tell him.

14.Guys are good flatterers when courting, but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they like.

15.Guys hate asking parents for money to get they're girl a present, so they will come up with clever ideas like saving lunch money for a week. But then end up getting hungry and asking for the money anyway.

16.Girls are guys' weakness

17.Guys are very open about themselves.

18.Its good to test a guy before trusting him (but dont wait to long)

19.Your best friend who he goes to for help with his issues, may end up getting admired oleh your boyfriend. (guys like girls who listen and pay attention to them)

20.If a guy tells u about his problems, lebih than likely he dont want advice. He just wants someone to just listen.

21.A usuall act that proves a guy likes u is when he teases u.

22.Guys cinta anda lebih than anda cinta them if they are serious in their relationship. (so when he says he loves u more...he means it!)

23.Guys will brag about anything

24.Guys use words like Hot atau Cute to discribe girls. If he uses words like Beautiful that means he really likes u.

25.Guys think WAY to much. One small thing a girl does, even if she dosent notice will keep the boy up for hours trying to figure out what it ment.

26. Guys normally go to girls for saran because guys think to much alike. If one guy is confused the rest of them probally will be too.

27. Any guy could write a rule book on flirting. But no guy can do the same for relationships.

28.Try to be as straight meneruskan, ke depan as possible.

29.Guys need to experiance rejection cuz if they have never been hurt before they will end up being guys who think they r better than everyone else. And they will never mature.

30.If a guy does something stupid in front of a girl, he will think about about it for the selanjutnya couple of days, atau untill the selanjutnya time he sees her.

31.No matter how much guys talk about asses atau boobs, personality is key.

32.Guys learn from their mistakes and experiances. Do not think that they dont, cuz they do.

33.Guys worry about the fine line between being compassionate and being whipped.

34.If a guy normally looks calm, he is probally faking it and spazzing inside.

35.When a guy says he is going crazy over a girl, they mean it! Us guys hardly ever say stuff like that.

36.When a guy tells u to leave him alone. He really means, "Please come and listen to me"

37.Guys dont really have final decisions.

38.If a guy starts talking to anda seriously, listen to him, that dosent happen to often, if he does that then something is probally up.

39.If a guy seems to ignore u atau leave u alone when your with your boyfriend, dont worry about it, he is probally just jealous and likes u.

40.When a guy looks at anda for lebih than a second, he is definatly thinking something.

41.Guys like faminity not feebleness

42.Guys dont like girls who meninju, pukulan harder than they do.

43.A guy has lebih problems then u can see with a naked eye.

44. Dont be a snob. Guys can get intimidated and give up easily.

45.Everything in moderation. Put on makeup and perfume, just not to much.

46.Guys talk about girls lebih than girls talk about guys.

47.Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.

48.Guys really do think that girls are unpridictable, crazy, and MAD confusing. But are still drawn to them even more.

49.A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girls mind for a day.

50.No guy can handle all his problems himself. He is just to stubborn to admit it.


I didnt really come up with this all, I found it on the internet, got bored, and copied it.
ENJOY!!!!
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Tom Kenny: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards oleh an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Tom Kenny: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Tom Kenny: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards oleh an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Tom Kenny: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left...
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added by EgoMouse
Source: MLP
Picture this. You're a newspaper boy in the 1880's and your headlines just don't seem to be selling as well as they used to. Therefore, your company decides to change things up and start lying just a LITTLE bit.

...Well, at least of your definition of lying a LITTLE bit is completely changing the judul of your papers to something amusing and spreading misinformation just to rake in lebih cash from the public. And mine is!

So today, people. We're going to go dive headfirst into the world of clickbait. But first and foremost, the most important pertanyaan of them all.

What exactly IS clickbait?

Basically...
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#1: BLAND PROTAGONISTS:
It mostly seems to be female protagonists.
They just don't care for anything, they look like they don't even want to be in this film..


#2; MAIN CHARACTERS ARE ASSHOLES:
And these are the GOOD guys.


#3: JUMP SCARES:
Just stop.. Maybe anda can try having actual SCARY stuff.
Weird images, dark shadows, that type of stuff..


#4: VILLAIN WON'T SHUT THE HELL UP:
anda have him at gun point, and he's tied to a chair.. Fucking shoot him already!


#5: TRAGIC VILLAIN:
I don't mind this one, it often works.
But still, can't he just be evil, for the sake of being evil.
Like Michael Myer's in the original film?


#6: POINTLESS REMAKES:
Stop.. Just stop.
added by AnxiousSoul
Source: scotch-egg.JPG
Hello there, acak people of this bitchy site, Fanpop, (for shits and giggles that was a joke, idiot.) I am here to present anda my puncak, atas 5 undertale characters!

Well, I've gotten into the Undertale fandom about a bulan yang lalu and I've liked a few characters and... just... yeah, it was a pretty cool game... so, here are a few shits before i start with the list.

And no, Sans atau Papyrus isn't gonna be on this list, goddamnit.

There are no minibosses atau bosses in this list, I might make a separate daftar for some shit like that.

And this is opinion based, your mother taught anda how to respect people's opinions,...
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posted by CokeTheUmbreon
 Motherfucking animals! -Martin Garrix
Motherfucking animals! -Martin Garrix
Hey, Fanpoppers! CokeTheUmbreon here, and I'm gonna tell anda my favorit yo mama jokes! Please note that I don't own most of these. The jokes I do own will have a acak emoji oleh dem. I was bored thnx to the inactivity and my friend not being around to RP with me today.

P.S. The acak emojis neither the Umbreon pics will fit the theme of the jokes.

Anyways, let's get it on!

Yo mama so fat when she walks her cinta handles hit the quan. 😎

Yo mama so stank they use her bathwater as chemical weapons.

Yo mama so fat when she outweighs Groudon. 😈

Yo mama so ugly she gave Darkrai nightmares.

Yo mama...
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Behold, the detik installment of the penyu, kura-kura sandwich series! This time, it's Surrogates! It's a little shorter than what I want to be the norm, but it's here, which is better than I did last week. But that's aside from the point. Remember to leave suggestions in the comments! Hope anda enjoy! :)
I cinta skirts and dresses. They are so pretty. Every woman walks down looking good in them no matter who they are. I could wear any of those dresses and skirts that anyone from kim Kardashian wears to the rok that older women wear across the street. I would wear one on a daily basis but there is a problem I'm a man.

Men can only wear trousers and shorts, if anyone sees a man in a rok atau a dress it is considered wierd atau stupid. But is it? A poling i took on this club of 20 people, 75% berkata yes to say that men should wear womens clothes and still be men and I am one of them.

Most people would...
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posted by darange
what is life?
what is the eternal oblivion that we all are born, live, and die through?
where do we go in the end?
what will your accomplishments, friends, family, relationships, and lebih amount to in the end game? why do we do the things that hurt us the most? weather it be our future, our relationships, atau even our body ourselves.
What's going to happen if our sun dies right now, atau if its the end of the world? what would we do? what would anda do? would anda say goodbye to your loved ones? rob a bank? sit there all alone?
Is their even a Heaven and Hell? atau are we all forgotten in the sea of never ending people. no one cares. we all forget over time

what would anda do in the end of the world? opinions?
posted by zanhar1
 Emma Hewitt
Emma Hewitt
So I decided to compile a daftar of my puncak, atas 100 songs and a few honorable mentions. I'll probably provide link to the reasons why the songs are placed where they are in the komentar once I finish typing that up.

Honorable Mentions: fantasi (Dye), Never Say No To Aldo Raynes (Shoot The Girl First), My Girl (Bermuda Lovers) and Laid (James)
100. Still Remember anda (Emma Hewitt)
99. Jewel Of Abilene (Grey DeLisle)
98. Alice (Cocteau Twins)
97. Me Against The musik (Madonna & Britney Spears)
96. Take Me Away (Kosmonova)
95. Take Me Away (Fefe Dobson)
94. Rx (MXMS)
93. Summer Rain (Slinkee Minx0
92. Boys...
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posted by Dreamtime
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What’s not to like about walking? It’s free. It’s easy to do, and it’s easy on the joints. And there’s no pertanyaan that walking is good for you. Walking is an aerobic exercise; a universitas of Tennessee study found that women who walked had less body fat than those who didn’t walk. It also lowers the risk of blood clots, since the betis acts as a venous pump, contracting and pumping blood from the feet and legs back to the heart, reducing the load on the heart. Walking is good for anda in other ways as well.


1. Walking improves circulation. It also wards off jantung disease,...
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posted by PeacefulCritic
Major Spoilers Alert
Happy Halloweenish everyone!Today I’m going to review a very nostalgia halloween classic for me. That’s very unique to say the least, Caroline atau Coraline whichever one anda prefer to call it. So let’s get to it, starting with the story.

Story:
The story stars a certain blue haired girl named Coraline who isn't amused of her new life in Oregon.Then suddenly she comes across a mysterious, small door that opens to a whole new world. This other world is very much to fit what Coraline wishes her life to be like, but she is unaware of the dark secrets within the new world.There’s...
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added by tanyya
posted by slenderman777
I heard about a place out here were i live,its on one of the back roads of the alaskan forests in one of these valleys,they say that if anda drive down this road on a hari were the sun is shining so brightly,as to make everything appear black and white,then anda might come across a girl,walking along the side of the road.she is berkata to be easy to recognize cause if its summer atau winter, shes always wearing a heavy wool overcoat with over sized headphones like those big skullcandy headphones anda can find in the stores. according to the story,if anda drive up along side her and roll down the window...
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Hello Hello Hello. I see we're back for the third time to play out one of these delightful little games. As anda have no doubt figured out, I am not Riku114. I suppose anda can call me....Monty. Now let's get to it. May the favors be forever in your odds....uh....whatever.


BLOODBATH!
As the tributes stand on their podiums, the horn sounds.

Egyptprincess rips a mace out of Springely's hands.

IAMYOURENEMY, Blackpanther, and Hplover work together to get as many supplies as possible.

Dreamtime runs away from the Cornucopia.

Kaboomgirl runs away from the Cornucopia.

Elsafrost runs away from the Cornucopia....
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added by 3xZ
Source: disneyscreencaps.com