i found this on the internet and i thought it was funny!
I may not be fred Flintstone but I can sure make your tempat tidur rock!
Is your dad a thief atau something? Because someone mencuri the stars and put them into your eyes!
I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?
Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?
Can I buy anda a drink – atau would anda just prefer the five bucks?
I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
Am I cute enough yet? atau do anda need lebih to drink?
anda must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.
anda know what would look great on you? Me.
Can I read your T kemeja in brail?
Do anda have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
anda know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
I think I need to call heaven because they’ve lost one of their angels.
Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get!
Do anda believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess anda know what I’m here after.
Do anda have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
The body is made up of 90% water and I’m thirsty.
Baby anda must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night!
Are anda an overdue book? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you!
How much does a polar beruang weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?
I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk anda out of it?
anda know, winning the lottery doesn’t mean much when anda have a weak heart.
If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
If anda were a new sandwich at Mcdonalds, you’de be called McGorgeous.
All those curves! And me with no brakes!
Can I even get a fake number?
You’ll do.
And lebih funny pick up lines:
Excuse me for interrupting and I’m not trying to make a pass, but anda must be leaving the country if you’re packing that much ass.
anda might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everyone we did anyway!
Your mom was pretty good, so i figured anda would be too.
I would say God bless anda but it looks like he already did.
It’s a good thing I have my perpustakaan card, because I’m checking anda out.
Oh, sorry, I’m reserved for someone else.
Damn, I’m glad I’m not blind!
If I followed anda home, would anda keep me?
If I told anda anda had a gorgeous body, would anda hold it against me?
anda look like my detik wife! And I’ve only been married once!
Did it hurt when anda fell from heaven?
Do anda believe in cinta at first site, atau should I walk past anda again?
If anda were Sprite, I’d obey my thirst!
Excuse me can I borrow a quarter, it is an emergency. My mom told me to giver her a call the first time I fell in love.
I lost my number, can I have yours?
Let’s make like fabric softner and snuggle
Do anda like bananas atau blueberries? Why? I wanna know what kind of pancackes to make in the morning.
hey baby. mawar are red, violets are blue. I’m not a poet, but damn girl, you’re hot!
Hi there. Inheriting 50 million dollars doesn’t mean much when anda have a weak heart.
I may not be fred Flintstone but I can sure make your tempat tidur rock!
Is your dad a thief atau something? Because someone mencuri the stars and put them into your eyes!
I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?
Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?
Can I buy anda a drink – atau would anda just prefer the five bucks?
I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
Am I cute enough yet? atau do anda need lebih to drink?
anda must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.
anda know what would look great on you? Me.
Can I read your T kemeja in brail?
Do anda have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
anda know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
I think I need to call heaven because they’ve lost one of their angels.
Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get!
Do anda believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess anda know what I’m here after.
Do anda have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
The body is made up of 90% water and I’m thirsty.
Baby anda must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night!
Are anda an overdue book? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you!
How much does a polar beruang weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?
I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk anda out of it?
anda know, winning the lottery doesn’t mean much when anda have a weak heart.
If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
If anda were a new sandwich at Mcdonalds, you’de be called McGorgeous.
All those curves! And me with no brakes!
Can I even get a fake number?
You’ll do.
And lebih funny pick up lines:
Excuse me for interrupting and I’m not trying to make a pass, but anda must be leaving the country if you’re packing that much ass.
anda might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everyone we did anyway!
Your mom was pretty good, so i figured anda would be too.
I would say God bless anda but it looks like he already did.
It’s a good thing I have my perpustakaan card, because I’m checking anda out.
Oh, sorry, I’m reserved for someone else.
Damn, I’m glad I’m not blind!
If I followed anda home, would anda keep me?
If I told anda anda had a gorgeous body, would anda hold it against me?
anda look like my detik wife! And I’ve only been married once!
Did it hurt when anda fell from heaven?
Do anda believe in cinta at first site, atau should I walk past anda again?
If anda were Sprite, I’d obey my thirst!
Excuse me can I borrow a quarter, it is an emergency. My mom told me to giver her a call the first time I fell in love.
I lost my number, can I have yours?
Let’s make like fabric softner and snuggle
Do anda like bananas atau blueberries? Why? I wanna know what kind of pancackes to make in the morning.
hey baby. mawar are red, violets are blue. I’m not a poet, but damn girl, you’re hot!
Hi there. Inheriting 50 million dollars doesn’t mean much when anda have a weak heart.
