**got this off the interent its pretty funny!**
1.Make race car noises when anyone gets on atau off.
2.Blow your nose and offer to tampil the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
3.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: Shut up, dammit, all of anda just shut UP!
4.Whistle the first seven notes of It's a Small World incessantly.
5.Sell Girl Scout cookies.
6.On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
7.Shave.
8.Crack open your tas kantor, tas atau purse, and while peering inside ask: Got enough air in there?
9.Offer name tag to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
10.Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
11.When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open oleh themselves.
12.Lean over to another passenger and whisper: Noogie patrol coming!
13.Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call anda Admiral.
14.Censored oleh your son.
15.On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until anda hear the penny anda dropped down the shaft go plink at the bottom.
16.Do Tai Chi exercises.
17.Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: I've got new socks on!
18.When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!
19.Give religious tracts to each passenger.
20.Meow occassionally.
21.Bet the other passengers anda can fit a quarter in your nose.
22.Frown and mutter gotta go, gotta go then sigh and say oops!
23.Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
24.Sing Mary had a little domba while continually pushing buttons.
25.Holler Chutes away! whenever the elevator descends.
26.Walk on with a alat pendingin, pendingin that says human head on the side.
27.Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce You're one of THEM! and pindah to the far corner of the elevator.
28.Burp, and then say mmmm...tasty!
29.Leave a box between the doors.
30.Ask each passenger getting on if anda can push the button for them.
31.Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers through it.
32.Start a sing-along.
33.When the elevator is silent, look around and ask is that your beeper?
34.Play the harmonica.
35.Shadow box.
36.Say Ding! at each floor.
37.Lean against the button panel.
38.Say I wonder what all these do and push the red buttons.
39.Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
40.Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your personal space.
41.Bring a chair along.
42.Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: Wanna see wha in muh mouf?
43.Blow spit bubbles.
44.Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
45.Announce in a demonic voice: I must find a lebih suitable host body.
46.Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
47.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
48.Wear X-Ray Specs and leer suggestively at other passengers.
49.Stare at your thumb and say I think it's getting larger.
50.If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler Bad touch!
1.Make race car noises when anyone gets on atau off.
2.Blow your nose and offer to tampil the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
3.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: Shut up, dammit, all of anda just shut UP!
4.Whistle the first seven notes of It's a Small World incessantly.
5.Sell Girl Scout cookies.
6.On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
7.Shave.
8.Crack open your tas kantor, tas atau purse, and while peering inside ask: Got enough air in there?
9.Offer name tag to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
10.Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
11.When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open oleh themselves.
12.Lean over to another passenger and whisper: Noogie patrol coming!
13.Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call anda Admiral.
14.Censored oleh your son.
15.On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until anda hear the penny anda dropped down the shaft go plink at the bottom.
16.Do Tai Chi exercises.
17.Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: I've got new socks on!
18.When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!
19.Give religious tracts to each passenger.
20.Meow occassionally.
21.Bet the other passengers anda can fit a quarter in your nose.
22.Frown and mutter gotta go, gotta go then sigh and say oops!
23.Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
24.Sing Mary had a little domba while continually pushing buttons.
25.Holler Chutes away! whenever the elevator descends.
26.Walk on with a alat pendingin, pendingin that says human head on the side.
27.Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce You're one of THEM! and pindah to the far corner of the elevator.
28.Burp, and then say mmmm...tasty!
29.Leave a box between the doors.
30.Ask each passenger getting on if anda can push the button for them.
31.Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers through it.
32.Start a sing-along.
33.When the elevator is silent, look around and ask is that your beeper?
34.Play the harmonica.
35.Shadow box.
36.Say Ding! at each floor.
37.Lean against the button panel.
38.Say I wonder what all these do and push the red buttons.
39.Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
40.Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your personal space.
41.Bring a chair along.
42.Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: Wanna see wha in muh mouf?
43.Blow spit bubbles.
44.Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
45.Announce in a demonic voice: I must find a lebih suitable host body.
46.Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
47.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
48.Wear X-Ray Specs and leer suggestively at other passengers.
49.Stare at your thumb and say I think it's getting larger.
50.If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler Bad touch!
