Reasons why being a guy is so much easier than being a girl.
1.First off anda aren't sick once a month.
2.You can't get pregnant so anda aren't the one stressed on birth control , anda do it and that's it.
3.You don't have to spend hours picking an outfit.
4.You don't have to spend hours putting your make up on.
5.You don't have to spend hours making your hair to stay decent.
6.You get ready to go out in just 30 menit tops.
7.You pee standing.
8.Your parents don't tell anda at what jam to be halaman awal when anda in high-school.
9.You can sleep every night somewhere else than halaman awal as a teenager cause your parents will let you.
10.The chances of being raped are way lower.
11.If anda get drunk anda are not seen as if anda did something horrible.
12.You can have one night stands and not be considered a whore.
13.You don't fall desperately in cinta over someone and it doesn't obsess you.
14.You don't often cry...even at silly movies.
15.You have true friends , not bitches who gossip at your back.
16.There are less chances to be approached oleh a stranger on jalan, street wanting your money atau anything else.
17.You don't have yo shave your legs/arms(optional to girls tho)/underarms and other parts.
18.As a guy anda can just go and talk with a girl at a bar , as a girl in some places anda can be considered a prostitute.
19.They have traditionally been the controlling sex, and remnants of this still exist in the workplace and other areas, making it somewhat advantageous to be male (I know prejudice and differences are theoretically gone... but open your eyes).
20.You don't worry about your appearance.(boobs,if anda are fat atau not,legs,ass and all that)
21.You aren't constantly pressured for sex.
22.You are tougher.
1.First off anda aren't sick once a month.
2.You can't get pregnant so anda aren't the one stressed on birth control , anda do it and that's it.
3.You don't have to spend hours picking an outfit.
4.You don't have to spend hours putting your make up on.
5.You don't have to spend hours making your hair to stay decent.
6.You get ready to go out in just 30 menit tops.
7.You pee standing.
8.Your parents don't tell anda at what jam to be halaman awal when anda in high-school.
9.You can sleep every night somewhere else than halaman awal as a teenager cause your parents will let you.
10.The chances of being raped are way lower.
11.If anda get drunk anda are not seen as if anda did something horrible.
12.You can have one night stands and not be considered a whore.
13.You don't fall desperately in cinta over someone and it doesn't obsess you.
14.You don't often cry...even at silly movies.
15.You have true friends , not bitches who gossip at your back.
16.There are less chances to be approached oleh a stranger on jalan, street wanting your money atau anything else.
17.You don't have yo shave your legs/arms(optional to girls tho)/underarms and other parts.
18.As a guy anda can just go and talk with a girl at a bar , as a girl in some places anda can be considered a prostitute.
19.They have traditionally been the controlling sex, and remnants of this still exist in the workplace and other areas, making it somewhat advantageous to be male (I know prejudice and differences are theoretically gone... but open your eyes).
20.You don't worry about your appearance.(boobs,if anda are fat atau not,legs,ass and all that)
21.You aren't constantly pressured for sex.
22.You are tougher.
The Falling Man
One of the most haunting gambar captured from 9/11, it shows a man free-falling after he has jumped from one of the windows of North Tower. He was one of the people they call “Jumpers”, who chose to jump to their death rather than get suffocated oleh the smoke atau get buried under the rubble. Some called them cowards, while some sensationalized them as tragic symbols of 9/11. But the fact of the matter is, it was a hard choice for anyone to make, and one can not really judge the decisions a person makes in times like these.
People, anda rant so much about how anda have a hard time making choices. Whether anda should work on your assignment atau go out with your friends. Whether anda should tanggal this guy atau that guy. Whether anda should break up with your boyfriend atau not. Whether anda should wear the berwarna merah muda, merah muda blus atau the baby blue one.
Imagine the choice this man had to make.....
One of the most haunting gambar captured from 9/11, it shows a man free-falling after he has jumped from one of the windows of North Tower. He was one of the people they call “Jumpers”, who chose to jump to their death rather than get suffocated oleh the smoke atau get buried under the rubble. Some called them cowards, while some sensationalized them as tragic symbols of 9/11. But the fact of the matter is, it was a hard choice for anyone to make, and one can not really judge the decisions a person makes in times like these.
People, anda rant so much about how anda have a hard time making choices. Whether anda should work on your assignment atau go out with your friends. Whether anda should tanggal this guy atau that guy. Whether anda should break up with your boyfriend atau not. Whether anda should wear the berwarna merah muda, merah muda blus atau the baby blue one.
Imagine the choice this man had to make.....
if someone is making anda upset, just say "look how carless and mean he/she/they are/is."
if someone doesn't believe you, just say "i can't do anything to change your mind."
if someone doesn't like the way anda are, atau they want to change something about you, say "i didn't make myself like this. this is how i was born. take me as i am, atau don't accept me at all."
if someone is bullying anda for "no reason", it's because they like you, atau is jealous of you, atau it's the spirits clashing.
1-play baseball with one cucumber
2-use a cucumber to sing along with your friends
3-put eyes and a nose to it and pretend it is your best friend
4-open a cumcumber store in front of your house and tell them anda are raising money to buy food for homeless dogs
5-go to a spa and take your own cucumber and complain that anda want them to use that cucumber cause it means alot for you
6-in valentines hari gift your friends a cucumber and tell them anda grew them with love
7-go to a grocery store and grab a cucumber then put it selanjutnya to your ear and say that he talks to anda and says he need a new halaman awal and thats why anda buy it
8-use the mr.potato pieces to create your own mr.cucumber
2-use a cucumber to sing along with your friends
3-put eyes and a nose to it and pretend it is your best friend
4-open a cumcumber store in front of your house and tell them anda are raising money to buy food for homeless dogs
5-go to a spa and take your own cucumber and complain that anda want them to use that cucumber cause it means alot for you
6-in valentines hari gift your friends a cucumber and tell them anda grew them with love
7-go to a grocery store and grab a cucumber then put it selanjutnya to your ear and say that he talks to anda and says he need a new halaman awal and thats why anda buy it
8-use the mr.potato pieces to create your own mr.cucumber
ill give u some tips.......:
1- if u r bored in fanpop,and there is no frnd online: go to anyclub u like atau cinta and start adding some Qs and picks,and then comeback and see ppl that answerd it....it is really fun.
2- if u want to earn lebih fans......add acak ppl.to ur fanlist then they will add u back the u will earn lebih fans.in no time.
3- if u wanna earn medali ...u have to add lebih pixxx in ur fav clubs....u can add articals too,and pix ppl will rate then u have lebih medali .
4- another way to earn fans....go to the chat room and then meet new ppl know them u will get lebih fans.....and frnds too.
when i have lebih ideas ill give it......now i dont i hope this artikel will be useful have a gr8 hari everybody and type ur komentar plz....thanks alot for listening...^_^ have a gr8 day.
1- if u r bored in fanpop,and there is no frnd online: go to anyclub u like atau cinta and start adding some Qs and picks,and then comeback and see ppl that answerd it....it is really fun.
2- if u want to earn lebih fans......add acak ppl.to ur fanlist then they will add u back the u will earn lebih fans.in no time.
3- if u wanna earn medali ...u have to add lebih pixxx in ur fav clubs....u can add articals too,and pix ppl will rate then u have lebih medali .
4- another way to earn fans....go to the chat room and then meet new ppl know them u will get lebih fans.....and frnds too.
when i have lebih ideas ill give it......now i dont i hope this artikel will be useful have a gr8 hari everybody and type ur komentar plz....thanks alot for listening...^_^ have a gr8 day.
1.imitate sirius black,order a pizza and say: i spent 12 years in azkaban then died 2 years later so this better be the best pizza ever.
2.when angered pick up a pencil and yell "stupefy!" when doesnt work demand to know where your wand is.
3.walk into your classroom, look around say "this isnt hogwarts." yell "so long muggles!" march out and see who follows.
4.at acak times yell "i killed sirius black!" reapeatidly.
5. at a bathroom hiss at the sink and say that anda are trying to get into the chamber of secrets.
6.name anyone at all after harry potter poeple.
7.post this daftar ev.er.y. where. [but give me credit]
8. replace the lyrics of all the songs anda know with harry potter lyrics.
9.do not give up the thought that anda are a muggle born even if anda did not get a letter.
10. make everthing harry potter themed
thats it! i hope anda liked it!
2.when angered pick up a pencil and yell "stupefy!" when doesnt work demand to know where your wand is.
3.walk into your classroom, look around say "this isnt hogwarts." yell "so long muggles!" march out and see who follows.
4.at acak times yell "i killed sirius black!" reapeatidly.
5. at a bathroom hiss at the sink and say that anda are trying to get into the chamber of secrets.
6.name anyone at all after harry potter poeple.
7.post this daftar ev.er.y. where. [but give me credit]
8. replace the lyrics of all the songs anda know with harry potter lyrics.
9.do not give up the thought that anda are a muggle born even if anda did not get a letter.
10. make everthing harry potter themed
thats it! i hope anda liked it!
I am not obsessed with Justin Bieber nor do I hate him. In just neutral about him. But I am soooooooo fed up with all these people bagging him out!
I just read a pertanyaan on this spot that asked "If anda saw Justin Bieber standing on the puncak, atas of a building getting ready to jump, would anda cry atau scream JUMP FAG JUMP!". I'm sorry but if I saw someone (regardless of who they are) on puncak, atas of a building getting ready to jump off, I would do anything to make them stop.
Why do anda people have grudges against someone who hasn't ever done something bad to anyone anda know atau care about. And people say that he sounds like a chick and that he is a fag but honestly, he doesnt. His voice may be higher than other guys but that doesnt make him a fag.
And anyway, whats wrong with it if he is gay? Adam Lambert is gay and he has millions of fans.
I dont like Justin Bieber but I am fed up of people posting s**t about him!!!!!
Anyone agree???
I just read a pertanyaan on this spot that asked "If anda saw Justin Bieber standing on the puncak, atas of a building getting ready to jump, would anda cry atau scream JUMP FAG JUMP!". I'm sorry but if I saw someone (regardless of who they are) on puncak, atas of a building getting ready to jump off, I would do anything to make them stop.
Why do anda people have grudges against someone who hasn't ever done something bad to anyone anda know atau care about. And people say that he sounds like a chick and that he is a fag but honestly, he doesnt. His voice may be higher than other guys but that doesnt make him a fag.
And anyway, whats wrong with it if he is gay? Adam Lambert is gay and he has millions of fans.
I dont like Justin Bieber but I am fed up of people posting s**t about him!!!!!
Anyone agree???
Q .. Did anda here about the blonde who shot an panah into the air?
A .. She missed.
Q .. What do anda do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A .. Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q .. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A .. From crawling across the jalan, street when the sign berkata "don't walk".
Q .. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A .. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
Q .. Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A .. She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
Q .. How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A .. The cow fell on her.
Q .. What does a blonde say when anda ask her if her blinker is on?
A .. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
A .. She missed.
Q .. What do anda do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A .. Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q .. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A .. From crawling across the jalan, street when the sign berkata "don't walk".
Q .. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A .. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
Q .. Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A .. She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
Q .. How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A .. The cow fell on her.
Q .. What does a blonde say when anda ask her if her blinker is on?
A .. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
